My dear Frodo, wait. That has already been used…. So I'll start like this: If there are 2 people that would do anything for their girls, then it's Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee. It all started one sunny day in the Lonely Mountain when Frodo's Uncle Bilbo was visiting his good friends the dwarves and happened to bring along Frodo and Sam. Frodo and Sam are best friends, and Bilbo is very fond of Sam because he is a hard worker, and he is also Bilbo's gardener.
Frodo has medium-length brown curly hair (as most hobbits have curly hair), and has brilliant forget-me-not blue eyes. Sam has bright orange curly hair and melted-chocolate brown eyes. The two of them make quite the team on an adventure. Bilbo, being very old now, has snow-white (curly) hair and blue-grey eyes. They were visiting their royal friends Thorin Oakenshield, Kili and Fili in their palace under the mountain.
"Hello my old friends!" Bilbo said when he saw Thorin, Fili and Kili. Thorin has long black hair, with streaks of grey here and there, with a small amount facial hair, compared to most dwarves. He has one of those proud faces, which you'd better not mess with. Fili and Kili are twins, though they don't look too much alike. They are quite young, and in some cases *coughkilicough* can be quite, well, immature at times. Kili also has long black hair, and a little less facial hair than Thorin. Fili has long ginger hair, a long moustache and a little more chin-hair than Kili. Thorin is actually Fili and Kili's uncle!
"Bilbo!" cried the 3 dwarves.
"And Frodo!" cried Sam.
"And Sam!" cried Frodo.
The 3 dwarves looked curiously at Frodo and Sam.
"You had kids?" asked Fili.
"Actually-" Bilbo started.
"Well done Bilbo! Who's the mommy?" asked Kili with a smirk.
"I didn't have kids!" cried Bilbo.
"Then, who are these younglings?" asked Thorin.
"He's my uncle, and this is my friend Samwise Gamgee, my Lord," Frodo finally said.
"Well, he's my adoptive heir if you want to get technical," Bilbo explained.
"Who cares how he's related, a friend of Bilbo's is a friend of mine!" said Kili and he pat Frodo and Sam on the shoulders.
"So, Bilbo, why exactly have you returned to Dale?" Thorin asked, "Not that we don't want you here, of course," he added quickly.
"Oh, just wanted to stop by and visit! Nothing more," he giggled.
"Uncle, I think you forgot something," Frodo whispered.
"I'm just teasing my boy!" Bilbo laughed, "We're really here because we wanted to invite you to Frodo's wedding!" he said as he beamed proudly at Frodo.
"Frodo's wedding?!" Kili exclaimed.
"Yes! I was hoping you could come! It's on the 17th of August," Bilbo inquired.
"Well, we would be more than happy to come, but how will we get there?" Thorin asked curiously, "I mean, the first time we journeyed here it took us over a year!"
Bilbo didn't answer as he was staring off at the ceiling, absent mindedly. What he was thinking about, you wonder? He was imagining the 6 of them on a sled pulled by Rhosgobel rabbits.
"More importantly, how did you get here?" commented Fili.
"Well, we got some help from Radagast," replied Bilbo, "it took us about a week's journey."
"So Radagast is outside? I want to see those rabbits! Rhosgobel, aren't they?" said an eager Kili, trying to get a glimpse out a window.
"No, he's left already, but he will be at the wedding," told Frodo.
"Well then we'd better be there!" exclaimed Kili, "and of course, because of you Frodo."
"Wait, Frodo Baggins…." started Thorin.
"Yes, my Lord?" answered Frodo.
Thorin had a look of deep thought and curiosity. He kept looking between Bilbo and Frodo, and I can imagine that Sam was feeling pretty left out.
"Frodo…. I've heard that name before…. And what is this lad's name again?" asked Thorin.
"Samwise Gamgee, m'Lord," replied Sam.
"Those names, I know those names…." Thorin trailed off, wracking his brain trying to remember.
"Could it be because these boys were the ones who walked into Mordor, right under Sauron's eye, literally, climbed Mt. Doom and threw the One Ring in its flames?" chuckled Bilbo.
"Bless my soul," whispered Thorin.
"It was you?" gasped Kili.
"Yes, m'Lords, along with many others. Not the ring part, that was mainly Mr. Frodo here, but we had many accompaniments, including King Elessar Telcontar of Gondor, 2 other hobbits, an elf, a dwarf and the late Boromir, son of Denethor II, and that was only the original Fellowship," explained Sam.
"Who was the dwarf?" asked Fili.
"You're going to like this," started Bilbo, "he was Gimli, son of our own Gloin."
"How is Gloin doing?" asked Thorin.
"He looked pretty good the last time I saw him," Frodo said.
"Now, now, we should be going," interrupted Bilbo while looking at his pocket watch, "if we stay much longer, we'll have nothing to talk about at the party!"
"Farewell then hobbits! I look forward to seeing you all again in, what is it, 2 months?" exclaimed Thorin.
"Goodbye!" sang Fili and Kili in unison.
Bilbo, Sam and Frodo left through the humongous gates and climbed upon their horses. They were supposed to meet Radagast in Esgaroth (Lake-Town), and he would take them back to the Shire from there. Just as they had boarded their steeds, they saw Kili running out the gates.
"Wait! Bilbo, how shall we get to the Shire on time? It will take us at least 5 months if we go by horse!" panted Kili.
"We planned for Radagast to collect some of our distant guests. He should arrive about 10 days before the wedding," replied Bilbo.
"O-Okay then," responded Kili, still gasping for air, with his hands on his knees, "Bye, then."
Now, they actually left, travelling along the dirt path that led to Esgaroth.
Ok, so I wrote this story a couple of months ago, so I'll probably post the whole thing today. No need to wait! Yay! Or maybe I'll be evil and only update 1 or 2 chapters a day? *rubs hands evilly* No, I won't be mean. It's okay, I'll post it all today.