Title: Open Up Your Eyes

Author: Brittle Bullet

Rating: K+

Characters/Pairing(s): does enraged spirits aruging count?

Disclaimer: For entertainment purposes. Yu-Gi-Oh (Duel Monsters) is copyrighted to Kazuki Takahashi and all other respective rights holders.

Note: This is sort of an alternate universe (parody) of the same duel in the series…which means that this would have never happened...ever.

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Vicious glares jabbed fiercely at one another. The sounds of both participants filled the air; this was nobody's but their playground and they knew that. Still, that didn't help the fact that this was supposed to be a moment of dueling; both participants seemed to be doing only one thing that didn't make it as interesting.

"Open up your eyes dammit!"

"I'm not wasting my damned time staring at the likes of you," he sneered, wiping some of his light-colored hair from his face.

"You're going to keep bumping into walls!" the spiky-haired participant shouted to the light-haired spirit, hands clenched fiercely by his side. His duel disk almost went awry, judging by the way it was swung around, still attached to his arm.

"I am those 'walls', thank you very much!" the spirit sneered back, feeling as equally insulted.

Malik stared at the dueling area, his eyes scanning over the cards set and monsters summoned. The anticipation of summoning a God to the field lingered in the cold atmosphere. But he couldn't force himself to look at that one scene.

The scene of his dark personality and Bakura quarreling like an old married couple.

"Oh no," he sneered under his breath, not acknowledging the fact that his body was still in its ghost form. "I'm not watching that!"

"You bastard!" Identical cries broke out from both sides of the field. More loud shouting occurred and the verbal threats littered the air, making the place feel like a mucky, polluted river.

Malik sighed again, slapping his forehead. Never mind that there used to be a point to all of this.

He hid his face by the time the insults grew thicker.

end.