Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty
This is my second fanfiction started, but my first one of the Naruto world. I've been reading the Akatsuki kitty stories and fell in love with the cuteness factor of everyone's favorite criminals turned into tiny, fluffy kitties. The title comes from 'The Big Bang Theory' and Sheldon's amazing song, which will appear in this story.
Remember, I own nothing except Devon, Cooper, Lyra, and Cole. And with that, let the story begin!
I roll over; annoyed by all the meowing, hissing, and overall noise coming from the outside of the little house I share with my band mates. Looking at the clock, I curse. Fucking almost four and I haven't gotten any sleep! My band mates and I had been practicing until three, and I have issues falling asleep. Not insomnia, it just takes me a while to fall asleep.
I growl as I throw off the warm covers and walk to the front door, which is right next to my room. I throw open the door and cringe at the cool breeze on my exposed limbs. I only wear a tank top and shorts to bed, so it's pretty cold.
I look down and gasp. Someone left some adorable kittens in a box on my porch! I pick up the box and examine them, and I see that they are really strange colors. "Were you guys abandoned too?" I ask them sadly. "Don't worry! This is a house for misfits!" I laugh and wake up Cooper, who plays drums for our band and is my best gay guy friend. He makes cooing noises and some of the kittens look offended, the others shoot him death glares. "Look at them! I think they want you to address them normally!" I laugh, and Coop laughs with me.
"Do you think we want to brave waking up Lyra and Cole?" Coop asks me seriously. That couple is known for not being morning people, and I fear death awaits anyone who wakes them up early. Lyra is our bassist and my best friend who's a girl, and Cole is our guitarist who's my best straight guy friend and dating Lyra. I'm the singer and rhythm guitarist for our band.
"Hells no!" I shout. "Hell hath no fury like a Lyra and Cole woken up before 8!" We laugh and I look back to the kittens. "Look at the, Coop. Some cruel bastard must've dyed some of their fur!" I growl in anger. "Don't worry my multiple preciouses; we'll take good care of you little kitties!"
"Let's name them!" Coop shouts happily.
"Okay, let's start with this one," I say picking up one of them, "he's a male with silver fur and purple eyes… hmm, how about Blade!"
"Why Blade?" Coop asks. "Devon, don't force your obsession with weapons on the kittens!"
"What? He's shiny like one, and he seems to like it!" I defend myself as I scratch Blade under the chin.
"Fine, this one next!" he picks up an adorably blond one.
"This one's male as well," I tell Coop. "What about Sun?"
He pulls my long, almost white braid and says, "No! What about… Blondie?
"No, too cliché… how about Dallas?"
"No! I like Phoenix better!"
After much deliberation over many hours, we've decided. The blond one was named Tex, a black male with black and red eyes was named Shadow, the only female who was blue was named Queenie, and an orange male with dots on his face seemed to be her protector and was named Knight. A red male was named Mufasa, a brown male with stitch like stripes was named Scar, a large blue male with spiky fur was named Sonic, a half black half white male was named Simba, and the last one who was black with an orange face was named Sweetie because he was so sweet and his face looked like candy because of its swirl pattern.
Satisfied, I get the cats set up with a litter box and food from when we had found a cat and had to care for it for a couple days before the owner finally contacted us. I put the litter box in my bathroom which was the most convenient place for it. Unfortunately, this meant I would have to shower with the door open.
I look at the kittens and pick up Blade, cuddling him as Coop cuddles Sweetie. A song pops into my head and I look at Coop briefly before singing it in a low, soothing voice.
"Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr."
Coop laughs and sings with me multiple times, switching kittens until every single one is asleep. Coop and I love "The Big Bang Theory" which that song is from.
The kittens scatter to find places to sleep, some on my or Coop's laps, some on beds or chairs, some next to a jar of my emergency funds, etc. I laugh at Scar, who's the one sleeping next to my money. I've never seen a kitten do that.
Coop and I hear Lyra and Cole waking up, and we give them around thirty minutes to fully wake up. Then, we make our way into the kittens. We are received by a squeal coming from Lyra, who is a hardcore cat person. "Kitties!" she exclaims, picking up Tex. Cole smiles softly and picks up Sonic.
"Why are they so strangely colored?" Cole asks.
"Not sure, we found 'em like this. That one's Sonic. Lyra, the one you're holding is Tex. This one is Blade, that one Shadow, that one Queenie, that one Knight, and that one is Mufasa," I point to the kittens when I say their names.
Coop takes over, "This one is Sweetie, that one Scar, and that one Simba." They laugh at the names and I smile.
Now that Cole and Lyra are awake, they're both sweethearts that wouldn't hurt a fly, unless said fly insulted or hurt one of their friends. Then they were like rabid dogs, although I shouldn't be talking. I have a horrible temper and a sailor's mouth.
Here are the descriptions of what we look like; Lyra has fire red hair and dark green eyes, she has pale skin and is tall, at almost 5 foot 11. She's very slender and willowy and her hair grows to her shoulders and is naturally straight. Cole is over 6 foot and has short brown hair and hazel eyes. He's a bit stocky, in a muscular way. Cooper has dark brown hair and faun brown eyes. He's the tallest at 6 foot 3, and lean, but muscular. Lastly there's me, my name is Devon and I have extremely light blond hair that almost looks white. My hair is naturally wavy and down to the middle of my back, but I usually keep it in a braid with my side bangs hanging out. My skin is kind of pale, but not so much that I look like a ghost. My eyes are strange, they're quite large, not overpowering but still large, and different colors. The left one is a dark cerulean color and the right is a really pretty, but strange color. It's a yellowish- green color that is extremely bright. I'm the shortest at around 5 foot 8, and thin but curvy, if that makes sense. I guess you could consider us all pretty attractive, but I don't really know. I'm not known for checking out myself or my friends.
I make us all breakfast, an unspoken agreement between us ever since Lyra burned some of her once long hair off. We eat and then I head off to take a shower. Blade, Tex, and Mufasa follow me. They watch in interest as I turn the shower on.
"Stop watching me, it's creepy!" I say, and then start getting undressed. I walk into the shower and as I wash myself, I sing "Inside the Fire" by Disturbed. I like the song, because the girl in the song has my name.
I look at the kittens, who are looking at me, then looking away quickly, except Blade. He's just looking at me. "You like the water?" I ask him, pretending he's staring at the water and not me. It's less creepy. He meows and I grab him, bringing him into the shower. I hear a poof and when the fog clears, I'm not hugging a cat anymore.
"Hey," the naked guy I'm hugging says. I scream and grab the towel, covering myself with it. I look at his silver hair and purple eyes.
"Blade?" I ask in surprise. The man nods. "Wow, you look almost like that guy from "Naruto" I think his name was Hidan…"
"How do you know my name?" the man asks suspiciously. Then, I hear Lyra, Cole, and Coop crash into my room and then my bathroom.
"Hidan?" Lyra gasps; she's the true fan of the anime "Naruto." "Oh, my God! It's just like one of those fanfictions!"
I get out of the shower and test what happens if I pour the hot water on Tex, it does.
"Oh, good God. What's happening?" I say and stumble out of my bathroom in shock as my friends turn all the kittens back into characters from a god damned anime! Am I the only one surprised by this?
They all walk into the living room, fully clothed, and still real. "Shit," I grumble, "the Akatsuki are in my fucking living room."
We find out that Hidan was Blade, Deidara was Tex, Konan was Queenie, Pein was Knight, Kisame was Sonic, Itachi was Shadow, Sasori was Mufasa, Kakuzu was Scar, Zetsu was Simba, and Tobi was Sweetie. Well, shit.
Hahaha! First chapter done! I'm not sure which character Devon is going to end up with so please review and suggest what character you'd like. Also, please review with comments, suggestions, the occasional praise (I hope it's good enough .), etc.