Part IV: Bison Destroys the Street Fighters and Kills Some of Them
"I'll never let you tke that pyscho ppower, Bison!" screamed Guile as his hair swayed in the wind. "You are a ruthless and daangerous enemy and I will bring you to justuce." Bison stood in front of McDonlds gathering his psycho power in a tremendous ball of electric purple energy. "Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed" said Bison. CENSORED continued searching the area for food, oblivious to the battle that was raging around her. "I'll handle Sagat." said Cody as he put his guns back in the holdsters and took out his sword. "Not yet you won't." said Bison as he used all his psycho power to freeze time arond him. "You'll not be doing anything at the moment, Street Fighter."
Bison walked around the scene of the frozen in time MdDonald's and looked at the play place and the bubble thing with the toys in it by the register. "hahaha" he laughed "The psycho power is mine" Bison used all his remaininig power to freeze the combatants into place, and they wouldn't stay that way long. "My power is gone, I must use this new source of psycho power if I wish to defeat Guile and his Street Fighters, and Sagat and his Betraying Fighters." With that Bison used a forklift to capture CENSOREF. He ran her over a few times in the process, heavily damaging the forklift. Smoke was coming out of the forklift as it struggled to lift CENSORED into the air so she could be taken back to Bison's new base. Guile started being able to move again. "Get back here you villainous enemny!" He said as he unleashed a sonic boom into the back of the already damdaged Forklift.
The Forklift stalled out and Guile grabbed onto the back of it, and Bison slapped Guile in the arm. "You'll never defeat me, Guile" said Bison. The two men paused for a moment and kissed. It was a moment that had been waiting to happen since the events of The World Warrior back in the 90s. Back when it wasn't cool to do things like that. The two men shared a moment and then Bison pulled back, with tears in his eyes. "I can't..." he siad, before unleashing a psycho back hand to Guile's face, knocking him on-conshious. Bison made off with the Forklift and CENORED, while the rest of the combatants began to regain movement. Cody immediately attacked Sagat, punching him in the top of the chest and wounding him where his scar from Ryu's dragon punch was. "God damn it," said Sagat as he grabbed his chest. Meanwhile, Vega grabbed the Teenager and dragged him into the dining area at McDonald's "Do you take the side of the Street Fighters, or of us - the Betraying Fighters?" warned Vega. THe teenager said "I take the side of justice, courage, and committment." said the teen. Vega was more furious than ever and slammed the teenager into the play place "then you will die" he said.
Blanka got out of his car and approached Ken and Ryu. "How can you follow Guile? He left us and he no longer cares about the United States Army or me" said Blanka. "we are in love with Guile" said Ryu, which shocked both Ken and Blanka. ONly Ken smiled and said "I knew you loved him too, Ryu" the two men kissed. Blanka ran off and woke up Guile. "You are a failure, Colonel. I will take the remaining Street Fighters and start my own group now" Guile struggled to get up on his feet "No, stop. We must stop Bison together." Blanka electrocuted a garbage pail outside MDonaldns and yelled at Guile "I will handle Bison. You can go back to working on airplanes and not helping the Street Fighters like you have been, you selfish asshole."
Zangief and E Honda were battling in the center of the dining room at McDonalds and Znagief performed a punishing wheel kick to E Honda's head, breaking his teeth and sending him flying into the bubbe case with the toys in it. A Matchbox car fell to the ground. "I've been waiting for your Japanese asshole since last time, you fat pretty bitch" said Zangief in Russian. Then Zangief tore off part of the plastic bubble casing and started slicing E Honda's back with it. The sumo fighter was in pain from the pplastic slices and started to lose consiousness. "Now I will have my way with you" said the German Bear Fighter, Zangief.
"Vega, put down that teenager and help me" said Sagat as he was battling Cody Haggar. Vega threw the teenager and knocked over Ken and Ryu as they were kissing and holding hands. "You're finished, Street Fighter" said Vega as he jumped in the air and did the descending claw attack from the game, slicing off the top part of Cody's head. The skin fell to the floor. "We should mail this to Mayor Haggar like we did wiith Ken Master's hair to Ryu, hah haha" saiad Sagat. Cody fell to the floor, bleeding from the top of his head. "Cody, no!" screamed Ken Master and Ryu Hoshi.
Zangief pulled E Honda's skirt off with his teeth and underneath were his red underwears that you could see in the game sometimes if you did a fierce kick while standing. "Please do not rape me, I need to save myself for the pronograpchi film with Cody and DeeJay" Zangief was confused. "You make porno movie, without me?" he asked, visibly upset and jealous. "Put that Japanes man's clothes down, you Russian traitor" screamed the Black Fighter, DeeJay. Zangief quickly turned around and threw an entire table at DeeJay, smashing his face and knocking him backwards thhrough the Play Pllace glass and into the Play Place. DeeJay was sliced up from the glass and his forehead and one of his ears was bleeding from the table. "Finally. With that Jamiacan out of the way, I can have my waay with your beautiful asshole and testicalls." said Zangief. E Honda trembeled but was also secretly turned on. He loved Zangief.
Cody pleaded with Vega and Sagat not to kill him. "I've been trying to infiltrate the Street Fighters for you. I even had sex with E Honda." Sagat slapped Cody and tiger fireballed his legs as he was laying on the ground. "I care not for you having sexual intercourse with that sumo combatant. I only care about destroying my enemies, and you are one of my enemies. Because of that, I must destroy you." Sagat removed his muy tie fighting shorts and ripped off Cody's clothes all at once, leaving the former FInal Fighter completely naked and glistening with sweat. "Now I will rape you" said Sagat. Vega was starting to get jealous of Sagat. "How come I never get to have sex first?" asked Vega. "Becuase you are just a Spanish retard" said Sagat, violently. Vega threw his shotgun to the floor. "I am not retaraded" he warned. "I will take you on!" Now Vega was fighting a naked Sagat in the middle of the McDonalds dining room, while the heavily damaged Cody was on the ground, bleeding and naked.
"HOw do you like the way my bear wrestling cock feels inside your sumo asshole, FIsh Head?" joked Zangief as he was doing sex to E Honda. "I hate it" screamed the japanese combatant, but he really liked it inside. HE was just lying so Guile wouldn't get mad again. E Honda reached underneath him and cupped Zangief's gigantic ballls in his hand. Zangief was experiencing pleasure he had not know since that fateful day, seven years ago.
Guile realized he could not win the battle since he was injured, and so were Cody and DeeJay. Ken and Ryu were onconscious beneath a McDonald's table from what happened before earlier, and Guile knew he had to retreat. "Street Fighters !" he yellwed. "We must retreat. Sagat and Vega are too powerful. "" With that, DeeJay helped Cody up and Guile woke up Ken and Ryu. "What about E HOnda?' asked Ryu and Ken Hoshies. "We must leave him. May got have mercy on his soul." JUst then, Blanka jumped through the Play Pace window, smashing the glass and landing right in front of the retreating Street Fighters "You wish to follow this man? He is a coward and he will surely lead you to your own demise" warned The green skinned fightere, Blanka. DeeJay and Cody knew Blanka was right, and so did Ken and Ryu Masters. But Ken and Ryu loved Guile. THey were forced to make a difficult decision. "We're sorry guile. We are going with Blanka also" said Ken, on behaf of himself and his gay lover, Ryu, the karate master.
Blanka was victorious and shouted "Guile is hereby removed from the Street Fighters adn the group has disbanded. From now on, the ones who fight for courage and justice are known as The Boulevard Combatants!" He electricuted Guile and the men went away into the sunset
outside McDonalds as Zangief continued to rape E Honda and forcing him to do blow jobs. Meanwhile, Vega and Sagat were fighting. "How dare you try to betray me you bullfighting cocksucker" screamed Sagat as he threw a fireball at Vega. Vega ducked and the fireball hit Zangief, meltiing his skin to E HOnda's ass and thighs. Vega lunged at Sagat and sliced Sagat's chest scar, temporarily stunning him. Vega did a jump kick to Sagat's face, breaking his jaw and the side of his forehead. "Now we will see who will have the psycho power" said Vega as he stood over the injured Sagat.
Zangief was fused with E Honda's body and he couldn't thrust with his body anymore, so his penis began to thrust on its own while inside E HOnda's asshole like a piston that is inside a car engine. "that feels so good" said E Honda by accident. Zangief punchd E Honada on the back of the head "Shut the fuck up" he said in German. Meanwhile, Balrog was coming to after being shot with Ken and Ryu and Guile's machine guns earlier, and he could barely move. He was dying. He crawled along the floor until he found Fei Long's flamethrower. While that was happenning, the McDonalds worker who is of age walked up behind Zangief and began carassing and kissing his muscular back. "I love you" said the above age worker. Balrog looked on in disgust at what was happennig "Vega and Sagat have become drunk with power, and Zangief is addicted to doing sex. I must cleanse the SHadowlaw ranks once and for all" said the black boxing champion. With that, he pulled the trigger on the flamethrower and blasted 2000 degree fflames at Zangief, E Honda, and the worker who is of legal age. THe three men were consumed by flames but it didn't stop them. "If we are going to die, I am glad we are doing sex. I Lovve you" said E Honda as his face melted off of his skull and his hair evaoprated and turned into a cloud of smoke above his head. Zangif leaned over while he was still fucking E Honda's asshole and kissed E Honda's face while is body and skin were scortched by the flames. The worker died instantly while trying to insert his penis into zangiefss asshole and it was melted to the back of Zangief's penis and his balls. The three men were all on fire and Balrog knew he did the right thing. "Now, to deal with Vega and Sagat" and he pulled the trigger again. Vega did a diving move out of the way of the flames, and the flames scorched Sagat's body, engulfing him in flames. Somehow, the muy tie fighting expert was able to get off the ground and jump through the ceiling to safety. "You fool!" screamed Vega. He ran at full speed towards Balrog and just then, Balrog pulled out a rocket launcher from One of Guile's army bags that were on the floor "eat this, motherfucker" and he pulled the trigger. A huge explosion erupted inside McDonalds and the body of the manager flew high into the air. As the body of the manager was suspended in mid-air, the crashing plane slammed into his body, destrying it completely. THe plane crashed into McDonalds. There were no survivors.
The bodies of Zangief, E Honda, and the McDonald's employee were now skeletal, and fused together in a sex position for all of eternity. In time, this would become one of Time Magazine's "Images of the 21st Century" after the cops come and take pictures of the scene so they can jack off in their cars after work. Vega's body was completely obliterated by the rocket launcher blast, and his penis landed inside the deep fryer. Years later, Roy K. Krock would introduce "Fried Penis" on the McDonald's menu, and it was because one of the investigators on the scene saw the penis in the deep fryer. THe investigator was the one that had the idea, so he sued McDonalds and in yearss to come, he would win the case and become the new owner of McDonalds, but he also still was a cop too. Balrgos' legacy of a boxing champion was tarnished forever because of the incident, and he was striken from the records of greatest boxers ever. He had been a hero, but died in obscurity. This was also because of racism too, though. All of these things happen in the future, and that is where we will be in the next installment of this hard hitting, romantic adventure. Stay tuned for more bone crunching action in part 5!