Hello! Welcome to another story. This is basically a collection of random oneshots I wrote. The ratings and genres will vary with each story, but for the most part it will be humor and K+.

Please enjoy.

Genre: Humor

Characters: Tails and Cosmo

Rating: T (Nothing too bad. Just a death.)

Sonic X: Cosmo's Return

It all started in Tails' workshop. Sonic and Tails were in the middle of an argument.

"All I'm sayin' is, if we attached an automatic chili dog dispenser to the X-Tornado, battling Eggman would be way easier. That is, if fighting Eggman cold get any easier." Sonic was saying.

"I still don't see how the two are related." Tails replied as he looked at the crudely drawn blueprint Sonic had created for the automatic chilidog dispenser.

"Chili dogs make me happy. When I'm happy, I think clearer. If I'm thinking clearer, I can think of more ways to attack Eggman. If I have a bunch of ways to attack Eggman, we could beat him easy peasy!" Sonic said as if it was obvious.

Tails sighed. "There are many more things I could do to the X-Tornado that would help us defeat Eggman much more than an "automatic chili dog dispenser"."

Sonic crossed his arms. "Oh yeah? Like what?"

Tails began to talk the Language of Nerds. "I do not understand a word he's saying." Sonic thought as he watched Tails go on and on about a gamma ray deflector. When Tails finished, Sonic shot back a reply so intelligent it put Kim Ung-Yong to shame.

"Yeah? Well...Chili dogs taste better!"

"What does that have to do with anything?" Tails asked, genuinely confused.

"Oh, you should know it has plenty to do with everything!"

A loud crashing sound came from the room next to the one Tails and Sonic were in. It sounded like a pot had fallen and shattered on the floor.

"Did you hear something?" Tails asked, turning his head towards the other room.

"Don't change the subject!" Sonic countered.

Tails and Sonic continued to argue as a Seedrian girl we all know as Cosmo walked into the room.

"Hi guys! I'm back from the dead!" Cosmo greeted the two quarreling animals.

"Stay out of this Cosmo!" Tails shouted, barely glancing at her.

Tails and Sonic resumed their argument until finally one of them grew a brain. Sadly, it was not Sonic.

"Wait...Cosmo!" Tails did a double take.

Out of nowhere Shadow entered, crashing through one of the workshop's windows. He had a pistol in one hand and a juice box in the other. He raised the gun and fired at Cosmo, who fell to the ground dead.

"My mission is complete. The Metarex spy is no longer operational. My work here is done." Shadow took a sip of his juice box.

Tails stood there looking completely flabbergasted.

"Uhhhh...Shadow...?" Sonic trailed off, unsure of what he was going to say.

Shadow turned and left the workshop, through the door this time. Tails and Sonic stared silently at Cosmo's lifeless body. Finally, Sonic broke the silence.

"So Tails, when are you going to start building that chili dog dispenser...?" he asked.

Tails let out an exasperated sigh. "Sonic..."

The End