Author Note: A super short story! I think It's giggle worthy. c: Anyway, I wrote this with a user from deviantART, his username is Gutreao. He writes amazing poetry, you people should check him out.

Hopeing no one is OOC, But can't promise anything, Please Enjoy!

Disclaimer: We do not own Transformers! Happy? c:


The Staircase

Ramjet stared at Skywarp menacingly.

Skywarp could swear that the room's temperature had dropped at lest ten degrees.

"Uh...Dude. Why are you looking at me like that?" He asked uncertain by the glare he was receiving from the other Decepticon.

He frowned at the other jet from across hall. It had to be him Ramjet was staring at, after all they were the only ones there at that moment.

"You pushed me down the stairs!" Ramjet explained, obviously upset as he took a sip from the Energon cube he had been carrying.

Skywarp snorted. "Sooo? I do that to everyone, even screamer. What makes you so special?"

Ramjet took a step closer to Skywarp. "You are so Immature, I nearly fried my circuits!"

Skywarp raised an optic ridge "Hey, Conehead, do I look like I care?"

Leaning back against the wall teleporter grinned. "But you should of seen the look on your face... Classic surprise. Not as funny as Hooks first tumble, but almost just satisfying."

Ramjet growled and charged straight for Skywarp.

Sly smile crossed Skywarp's face. Oooh this is gonna be good. In seconds he disappeared in a flash of bright purple and reappeared beside the other seeker but slightly ahead. He stuck his foot out.

Ramjet tripped, Fell forward and down the set of stairs -Which were to the left of the elevator that was always in the hallway- with a loud crash, screaming. "UGH! You are SO ANNOYING! I'm amazed that Megatron hasn't destroyed you yet!"

Ramjet slowly began to get up.

"That's because I don't prank Megatron, dumbaft!" The black and purple seeker snickered. "Oh, hey, don't get up on my account." The snicker then became a full blown laugh.

The ramming obsessed seeker then let out a yell of anger as he charged for Skywarp once more, whilst firing his guns.

"I 'm going to smash you to bits you inconsiderate Bootleg!"

"Bootleg? Really... That's all you could come up with. How long where you down there again?" The shot whizzed past Skywarp's head. "Woh! Rammy, there's no such thing as friendly fire!"

Noticing his lost in Temper. Ramjet Transformed and Flew off down the hall way almost 'clothes lining' Skywarp in the process.

Skywarp let out a low whistle before mumbling. "Note to self: Push Ramjet down a flight of stairs more often."

End