I AM THE POOTIS MAN: WLOOOOOOOOOOOO
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW
YOU CAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW
IT'S THE FRANCHISE, BOY I'M SHININ' NOW
YOU CAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW
Sunflower: ...
Sunflower: ?
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: did i startle you :3
Sunflower: no
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: god damn it
Sunflower: just confused me
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: it's John Cena
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: that's the first 4 lines of his theme song
Sunflower: I know
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: i was attempting to sp00k you
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: IN CASE YOU FORGOT OR FELL OFF I'M STILL HOT - KNOCK YOUR SHELL OFF
MY MONEY STACK FAT PLUS I CAN'T TURN THE SWELL OFF
THE FRANCHISE, DOIN' BIG BID'NESS, I LIVE THIS
IT'S AUTOMATIC I WIN THIS - OH YOU HEAR THOSE HORNS, YOU FINISHED
Sunflower: I can't sp00kified
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: well shit.
Sunflower: You shit in a well?
Sunflower: Disgusting
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: no
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: i shit wells out
Sunflower: oh
Sunflower: does it hurt
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: not really
Sunflower: How big is your ass
Sunflower: and what is the size of the wells
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: the wells are wells that ants use
Sunflower: ooh
Sunflower: ooooh
Sunflower: Ooooon
Sunflower: OOOOOOOH
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: guess what
Sunflower: Is the answer John Cena?
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: yes
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: A SOLDIER, AND I STAY UNDER YOU FIGHTIN'
PLUS I'M STORMIN' ON YOU CHUMPS LIKE I'M THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
AIN'T NO WAY YOU BREAKIN' ME KID, I'M HARDER THAN NAILS
PLUS I KEEP IT ON LOCK, LIKE I'M PART OF THE JAIL
I'M SLAUGHTERING STALE, COMPETITION, I GOT THE WHOLE BLOCK WISHING
THEY COULD RUN WITH MY DIVISION BUT THEY GONE FISHING -
- WITH NO BAIT, KID YOUR BOY HOLD WEIGHT
I GOT MY SOUL STRAIGHT, I BRUSH YOUR MOUTH LIKE COLGATE
IN ANY WEATHER I'M NEVER BETTER YOUR BOY'S SO HOT
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME IN THE NEXT MAN'S SWEATER
IF THEY HATE, LET 'EM HATE, I DROP YA WHOLE CLAN
LAY YO' ASS DOWN FOR THE THREE SECOND TAP
Sunflower: oh no
Sunflower: But what you don'y know
Sunflower: is that I AM RANDY ORTON
Sunflower: RKO OUT OF NO WHERE
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: AND CENA HITS A FLYING SHOULDER TACKLE
Sunflower: OH NOOOO
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT OFF THE TOP ROPE
Sunflower: *deded*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: cena pwnt styles a couple weeks ago though
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: aj styles
Sunflower: ["HEROES NEVER DIE" is heard in the distance]
Sunflower: I AM BACK
Sunflower: *PUNCHED CENA GETTING A KO*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *SUDDENLY AJ STYLES COMES OUT*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *THIS PLAYS*
Sunflower: OH NO
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: watch?v=fj9ala8nZ7U
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *at the breaking sound styles comes out*
Sunflower: *RUNS IN FEAR*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: I AM
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: PHENOMENAL
Sunflower: *360 JUKES ELBOW BASHES*
Sunflower: *FAILS*
Sunflower: *FALLS ON FACE*
Sunflower: *CRIES*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *REKS*
Sunflower: *TRIES NOT TO CRY*
Sunflower: *RIES A LOT
Sunflower: This conversation tho
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: I AM PHENOMENAL. NOW WHERE THE HELL IS CENA
Sunflower: *appears*
Sunflower: WADDUP
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *PHENOMENAL PLAYS LOUDER THEN MY TIME IS NOW*
Sunflower: *fires revolver into AJ Styles dick*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: SHIT
Sunflower: NICE PHENOMALSYOU GOT THERE
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *RANDY ORTON RKO OUT OF NOWHERE*
Sunflower: *blocks*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA #BEATUPJOHNCENA
Sunflower: *choke holds*
Sunflower: *pile drives*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: #BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA#BEATUPJOHNCENA
Sunflower: DE_STROYED
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: NOICE ONE BUT YOU SHOT ME IN THE BALLS
Sunflower: Yes
Sunflower: No more styling
Sunflower: No more pile driving
Sunflower: no more
Sunflower: no
Sunflower: more
Sunflower: n
Sunflower: o
Sunflower: m
Sunflower: o
Sunflower: r
Sunflower: e
Sunflower: rekt
Sunflower: r
Sunflower: e
Sunflower: k
Sunflower: t
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: guess what
Sunflower: shit
Sunflower: h
Sunflower: i
Sunflower: t
Sunflower: RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WUU KURAU
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: watch?v=LSIn39JMtfA
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: flower
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: will
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: rrekt
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: u
Sunflower: You play overwatch m80
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: no it was overhyped its just a reskin of tf2 m249
Sunflower: *watches titles and knows why you sent it to me*
Sunflower: TRIGGERED
Sunflower: No it isn't
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: either way it was way fucking overhyped
Sunflower: Not for m
Sunflower: I love it :3
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: i will bamb00zle you
Sunflower: I love the sweet asses the characters got
Sunflower: Kappa
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: LITTLE DID YOU KNOW I'M THE UNDERTAKER
Sunflower: OH NO
Sunflower: SHITSHITSHIT
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: JK IM DARTH VADER
Sunflower: JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
Sunflower: *barrage o rockets fly*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *REFLECTS THEM WITH LIGHTSABER*
Sunflower: *dies*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *BECOMES JOHN CENA*
Sunflower: ["HEROES NEVER DIE" is heard in the distance once more]
Sunflower: *takes out rocket launcher*
Sunflower: EAT SHIT
Sunflower: *ires rocket*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *CATCHES THE ROCKET*
Sunflower: :O
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: MY TIME IS NOW
Sunflower: DON'T
Sunflower: PLEASE
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *THROWS THE ROCKET AT THE SPANISH ANNOUNCER'S TABLE*
Sunflower: *takes out Particle Cannon*
Sunflower: *fires blackhole*
Sunflower: AGUN TAVA GONVONSTIN
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *BEATS UP THE BLACK HOLE*
Sunflower: U WOT M8
Sunflower: U FOKIN WOT
Sunflower: *becomes tank
Sunflower: *fires explosive bullets and normal bullets
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *THROWS THE EXPLOSIVE BULLETS AT THE WALL AND ABSORBS THE NORMAL BULLETS*
Sunflower: :O
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: MY TIME IS NOW
Sunflower: *becomes nuke*
Sunflower: SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ATIVATED
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *PICKS YOU UP*
Sunflower: *blows up*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *NOT AFFECTED* YOUR TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW
Sunflower: *dead*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: Vince McMahon: AND JOHN CENA WINS THE MATCH [crowd cheers]
Sunflower: [In the distance a screaming "HEROES NEVER DIE" is heard in teh distance as the reviver is burning from nuke]
Sunflower: *panting*
Sunflower: "What can't kill you?
Sunflower: No he hasn't won
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: EVERYTHING
Sunflower: I am still in this
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: I AM JOHN CENA
Sunflower: *panting*
Sunflower: *out of breath*
Sunflower: Now
Sunflower: You leave me no choice
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *picks up the ring*
Sunflower: *gets picked up" woah
Sunflower: *grabs bow*\
Sunflower: *jumps off ring*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: MY TIME IS NOW *begins rapidly spinning the ring*
Sunflower: *shouts* "RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WU KURAU"
Sunflower: *Two dragons are fired from the arrow and launch towards cena
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *kicks the first dragon in the face and hits it with the second one*
Sunflower: I am doing this in 4 in the fucking morning btw
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: same
Sunflower: ayy Central time zone
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: woooo cdt
Sunflower: State?
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: iowa
Sunflower: Louisiana
Sunflower: Shittiest state
Sunflower: :)
Sunflower: Except Wyoming
Sunflower: Fuck wyoming
Sunflower: Back to the stupid shit
Sunflower: *stares amazed*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: NOTHING PHASES ME
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: I AM THE CENA
Sunflower: *pulls gun out*
Sunflower: *points towards head*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *kicks in the balls*
Sunflower: *applies to head and squeeze
Sunflower: *dead*
Sunflower: *like legit for real dead*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: Vince McMahon: anyone else?
Sunflower: *ANOTHER JOHN CENA APPEARS*
Sunflower: *YOU SEE ME
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: OH SHIT
Sunflower: YOU CAN'T SEE ME
Sunflower: *PUNCHES*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: FUCK
Sunflower: *PUNCHES AGAIN
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE*
Sunflower: *Becomes Super-Cena*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: THIS IS LIKE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE MEETS IMMOVABLE OBJECT
Sunflower: YOU CAN'T SEE ME
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *BECOMES HYPER CENA* OH YES I CAN *FLYING SHOULDER TACKLE*
Sunflower: *Grows to enormoue size*
Sunflower: *Punches the gorund, creating massive earthwuake*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *VINCE MCMAHON BECOMES MARS*
Sunflower: *You were dierectly int eh fist
Sunflower: *You are flattened
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *STILL ALIVE WHILE FLATTENED*
Sunflower: "SUPER CENA TRIUMPHS
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: I WILL GIVE YOU A PAPER CUT
Sunflower: WHAT
Sunflower: BI
Sunflower: NO
Sunflower: PLEASE
Sunflower: *Kicks*
Sunflower: U WOT M8
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *slashes at foot with paper thin fist*
Sunflower: YOU GON DO WOT
Sunflower: *Becomes normal Cena*
Sunflower: JOKES ON YOU I AM A MOP HANDLE!
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *becomes also normal cena* 1v1 ME MATE
Sunflower: *Becomes mop*
Sunflower: YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME THE MOP
Sunflower: BECAUSE I CLEAN UP TRASH LIKE YOU
Sunflower: *crows cheers*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT*
Sunflower: CALL ME BP, BECAUSE I JUST SPILLED YOUR SPAGHETTI
Sunflower: GET IT
Sunflower: BP OIL SPILL
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: HAHAHA
Sunflower: *cooks spaghetti*
Sunflower: *hands it to original cena*
Sunflower: *original cena eats it
Sunflower: *becomes spaghetti*
Sunflower: *cena eats me*
Sunflower: *becomes normal cena inside of cena*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: OH SHIT
Sunflower: *kills cena*
Sunflower: *bursts out of cena/
Sunflower: MY TIME IS NOW
Sunflower: DO DODO DOOOO
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *PHENOMENAL PLAYS AS AJ STYLES COMES OUT OF NOWHERE*
Sunflower: DO DODO DOOOOO
Sunflower: U WOT
Sunflower: *EATS AJ STYLES*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: FUCK
Sunflower: *BECOMES AJ STYLES
Sunflower: u wot m8
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: #BEATUPJOHNCENA *MULTIPLE AJ STYLES CLONES APPEAR AND BEAT UP STYLES-IFIED CENA*
Sunflower: *is being beat senseless when suddenly..*
Sunflower: *BECOMES SUPER SIZED DONALD TRUMPS HAIR
Sunflower: *DEVOURS THE UNIVERSE*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: EVERYONE SCRAM
Sunflower: NOM
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sunflower: *brups*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: Vince McMahon: AND DONALD TRUMP'S HAIR WINS! crowd boos
Sunflower: XD
Sunflower: *becomes chocolate bar*
Sunflower: *eats self*
Sunflower: *creates black hole*
Sunflower: *everything is dead
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *BECOMES LARGE HADRON COLIDER*
Sunflower: U WOT
Sunflower: NO
Sunflower: DON'T DO IT
Sunflower: DON'T
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: ILL DO IT
Sunflower: DON'T
Sunflower: *BECOMES HACKER
Sunflower: *HACKS HADRON COLLIDER
Sunflower: *HADRON COLLIDER DISABLED*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *BECOMES A 3-HEADED GOAT*
Sunflower: GET REKT M80
Sunflower: wait
Sunflower: woah
Sunflower: a goat
Sunflower: i am scared
Sunflower: *becomes snek*
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: *BECOMES JOHN CENA WITH 3 HEADS AND ALL THE HEADS SCREAM SIMOLTANEOUSLY* MY TIME IS NOW
Sunflower: *boops goat
Sunflower: *snek is scared*
Sunflower: *snek disconnects from server
Sunflower: The End
I AM THE POOTIS MAN: [All] Cenation: rekt noob
Sunflower: I don't know what just happened
Sunflower: But it was majestic
Sunflower: I am saving this chat
Sunflower: and never deleting it