Yay! Welcome to my newest story! Hope you enjoy!
Co-written by Isa-chan the Ninja.
Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto!!! BLARGH!
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"WELCOME TO '25 RANDOM WAYS TO KILL SASUKE'!!"
Two girls were sitting at a big wooden table in a very small and messy room. One of them had dark brown, curly hair, and the other's was only slightly wavy. They both had brown eyes, and you could tell they were sisters. Maybe even twins.
"My name is Kelly," The one with the curly hair spoke.
"And I'm Lisa!" Her sister said.
"And we're your hosts for this exciting new show! We hope you join us on our journey to kill Sasuke….25 TIMES!" Kelly exclaimed. The girls exchanged excited looks, and Lisa began to speak again.
"Our first attempt at killing Sasuke will be to….ELECTROCUTE HIM!" There was an applause that came from the audience…err…yeah.
"So, these are the items we will be using today!" Lisa gestured to Kelly, who began holding up the items one by one.
"A pitcher of water! Maid costumes! A key to Sasuke's house!" Lisa shouted out as the items were held up.
"Now, TO SASUKE'S HOUSE PLACEY THING!" The two began jumping up and down rapidly, they're bounce height getting increasingly higher, until they blast off into the air and to Sasuke's house!!
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Kelly and Lisa were in disguise, as maids. They were currently trying to break into Sasuke's house…or rather, trying to figure out how to get the key out of the keyhole.
"It's….stuck!! Kelly, help me!" Lisa yelled, trying to pry the key out.
"I AM! You know what, this isn't working. Why don't we just climb through that window?" Kelly pointed to a window that was wide open.
"Oh. Good idea!" Lisa said, as the sisters climbed through the window.
When they got inside, they began searching for the kitchen. Why the kitchen you ask? Well, you'll just have to wait and find out…
"Sasuke. Stop snacking on that, you should have wheat bread instead. It's better for you!" Kelly and Lisa heard a voice say from the next room over.
"Greee! It's Orochimaru!" Kelly said, hiding behind the staircase.
"Did you just say 'Greee'?" Lisa asked.
"Yes…" Lisa stared at her.
"Well, anyway, judging by what Oro said, that room there should be the kitchen," Lisa said, pointing to a door on the side of the room.
"Right. Let's go in!" Kelly stood up, and Lisa followed suit. (Yes, they were sitting down)
They stumbled into the kitchen, and saw Sasuke sitting on a stool next to where the toaster was on the counter. Orochimaru had left the room.
"Who are you and what are you doing in my…house?" Sasuke asked the two strangers.
"Uh, we're your new maids! We came to..um…clean up the kitchen!" Kelly said, grabbing a broom out of nowhere.
"Oh. Orochimaru must have hired you." Sasuke said, turning back to the toaster.
The sisters shared glances behind his back, and Kelly nodded at Lisa. Lisa grabbed out her pitcher of water….
Sasuke turned around.
"Why aren't you cleaning?" he said angrily.
"Oh, right, uh, sorry…er…Master," Kelly tried to hold in a gag as she said the word. Both of them began cleaning.
"Why are you holding a pitcher of water?" Sasuke asked.
"Uh, to water the plants with. We don't have any of those…thingies…that you water plants with." Lisa said.
"Whatever. JEEZ, IS THIS TOAST DONE YET?" Sasuke yelled at the toaster.
Do it now, Lise! Quickly, before he turns around again! Kelly said to Lisa telepatically. Lisa nodded and splashed the water all over Sasuke and his toaster.
"What the! Dang it, now my toast's all soggy!" Sasuke complained.
"What! Why didn't you get electrocuted??!?" Lisa exclaimed.
"What? You were trying to electrocute me?" Sasuke asked.
"Uh, no, not at all, Master." Lisa said.
"Yep! Now if you'll excuse us, Oro wants us to go clean the uh…living room. See ya!" Kelly grabbed her sister by the arm and they dashed out of the room.
When they were far away from the kitchen, they both layed down on the ground.
"That was close, you almost blew our cover!" Kelly said.
"Yeah. We should get out of here fast, before we get caught!" Lisa said.
"Wait! I need to rest. Attempting a murder is a lot of hard work." Lisa nodded.
They lay there for a few minutes, until they heard some noises coming from the top of the stairs.
"No, no, no! I said royal blue. Not navy! ROYAL!" They heard Orochimaru shout at someone else.
"Orochimaru-sama, I'm sorry, they didn't have royal blue…" They heard another voice say, frightened.
"It sounds like Kabuto…" Lisa whispered.
"Yeah.." Kelly answered.
"WELL THEN GO TO SOME OTHER STORE!!! DON'T JUST PAINT MY ROOM NAVY BLUE WHEN I ASKED FOR ROYAL! DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU??" Orochimaru spazzed out.
"No, no, Orochimaru-sama! I will fix it right away!" Kabuto stammered. Kelly and Lisa heard Orochimaru sigh and then footsteps coming down the long stairs.
"Oh no! We better get out of here," Lisa panicked. The two ran up to the front door and tried to open it, but it was….stuck?
"Aw man! It's stuck because the key is still jammed in it! Quick, through the window!!" Kelly pulled her sister to the window they had climbed through earlier, but it was gone.
"WHAT! Oh no, we're gonna be caught!" Lisa screamed.
"Who was that?" Orochimaru said. He was still coming down the stairs.
"Oh no! What do we do?" Lisa whispered.
"Lise, calm down. We can teleport, remember?" Kelly assured her. Lisa let out a long sigh of relief.
"Right. I forgot. Let's go," Kelly nodded and they bounced out of sight.
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They were back in their "Headquarters".
"Man, that was close!" Lisa said, collapsing into her chair.
"You bet! Well, hopefully our next kill attempt will be more succesfull." Kelly said.
"Yeah. I still don't get how the window dissappeared. It was just there!" Lisa complained, pounding her fist on the table.
"Yeah, oh well." The two sat in silence for a couple seconds, wondering what to say next.
"GIRLS! WHO WANTS COOKIES??" They heard their mom shout from the first floor of their house. The two shot up out of their seats.
"WE'RE COMING!" they shouted down. "Whelp, we're gonna go get us some of those yummy cookies! See you all next time!"
They waved and ran down the stairs to go eat cookies.
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END!
Yay! I hope that you all like it! Our next attempt to kill Sasuke will be….drowning him! Tune in next time!
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