No Owning.
A Lover's Name
"Hey baby," Naruto called after Sasuke as he passed him on the couch.
Coming to a sudden halt, Sasuke turned abrupt, his one eyebrow twitching. "… Baby?" He spat the word as if it was a curse, slowly wondering whether he had heard wrong or not. Certainly Naruto wasn't that stupid that he'd actually call him something so repulsive?
"…"
"…"
Hesitating for a few seconds Naruto's eyes narrowed as he stiffly spoke through a strained jaw, "Yeah that was creepy. What about Honey?"
"…"
"That's true. Makes me seem like a love struck lame-o without balls right? Perhaps, Kitten?"
"…"
"Really? No? Y'know because of your personality: you always purr after sex- oh okay I get it! Take it easy! Stop glaring will ya." Naruto waved his arms defensively against Sasuke's scrutinizing death glare.
Sasuke shook his head dejectedly, his glare dying, and asked out of small curiosity, "…What are you doing?"
"I'm trying to think of what I should call you. All couples have pet names but we don't. Hell even Kakashi and Iruka-sensei have them! Kakashi calls Iruka-sensei just Ruka-chan," Naruto made a small sound of disgust as soon the word left his mouth. It was nothing but wrong picturing their old teachers all lovey-dovey. "And Iruka-sensei calls Kakashi-sensei just Kakashi! Which is a bit odd since it's just his name but Kakashi said it was one." Naruto pursed his lips in small confusion.
Sasuke stared for a long moment, wondering what he had done to deserve such a fate. Once again the blond had shown off how much of an idiot he really was. "Well… "He began saying. "You have one…" He finished reluctantly his brow a bit strained though his voice plain.
"Really? What?" Naruto questioned curious. He had never heard Sasuke call him anything close to a pet name. "Is it hot stuff?" He smirked cockily, amazed by his own creative thinking. It really was a suitable name.
Sasuke emitted a small chuckle and shook his head.
Naruto frowned. "No need to laugh." He complained and continued listing his guesses while Sasuke only continued rejecting them by shaking his head. "Koibito? Naruto-sama? Darling? Sweetheart?"
"Not even close." Sasuke smirked knowingly.
"Well what is it then?" Naruto demanded as he grew impatient and crossed his arms in a small pout, reminding Sasuke of a child.
"Idiot." Sasuke chuckled his answer bold.
An awkward silence lingered and then Naruto directed him under one of his most evil glares. "Bastard." He barked after Sasuke's retreating back. A few seconds passed as the word echoed in his mind until he flew up from the sofa and loudly exclaimed, "Wait a minute! I could work with that!"
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