it's been close to four years since that ...
wet dream you blush at the thought
now a married couple you are the happiest you've ever been
especially now
...
Dante is practicing his swordplay shirtless
and you are staring mesmerized
the sweat rolling down his chest
this is not fair
how does he get to tease you
and you stare at him like a hapless fan girl
oh
wait
you are
the more he moves the more you are enticed
the way his muscles contract
you can't help but feel excited at the thought of those muscles moving against you
not fair
an idea starts to form in mind
you take off your shirt
you walk over to the arsenal of devil arms on the wall and pick up Alistair
the sword felt heavy in your hands
after it is a claymore and you are 5' 2"
so you join Dante in his practice mimicking his long flowing movements
you so get caught up the combo sets you don't even realize Dante is now the one staring
deciding to get more sinister you throw the sword into the air close 20 ft off the ground new record
while it's in the air you take off your pants leaving you underwear on
allowing him to see your excitement
and as Alistair descends you realize you miscalculated
you raise your arms above your head in hopes of protecting yourself
but you understand the inevitability and close your eyes and wait for the end
then a loud clang noise is heard and feel yourself being pressed into a familiar set of abs
you open your eyes and look up Dante is holding you close
looking to your left you see where you stood Alistair and rebellion crossed impaled in to the floor 30 ft away
"how did we..."
you didn't even feel the movement
Dante puts a finger on your lips
"shh don't talk just go with the flow."
his lips that you have come to know leaned down to yours
and as your lips are about to meet
"so Dante what cha... oh my can i join?"
freaking lady walks in the front door
you separate faster than possible
"GODDAMIT LADY!"