Me: Hey, everyone! Today I'm-
Vegeta: Damn Baka…
Me: Quiet! I'm trying to talk to them!
Vegeta: -mumbling-
Me: As I was saying, today I'm going to be giving Veggie here an interview!
Vegeta: Never call me that. EVER. NEVER AGAIN.
Me: Yeah, yeah.. Whatever ya say~ Now time to start the interview!
Vegeta: Just a waste of my time-
Me: Focus, Vegeta. I'm gonna ask you a few questions. Is that okay with you?
Vegeta: No, it isn't. There's the door. Now GET OUT OF HERE!
Me: Chill out, it won't take long!
Vegeta: … I'm giving you two minutes, brat. No more.
Me: YAY!
Me: Alright.. First question! If you could regret one thing in your life, what would it be?
Vegeta: Letting you come inside my house.
Me: Erm-, okay. Not exactly what I was hoping for… -scribbles on notepad-
Me: Moving on. What is your life-time goal?
Vegeta: To defeat Kakarot, of-course. What the Hell else do you think I live for?
Me: Alright then… -scribbles on notepad-
Me: Okay- at what point in your life were you the most proud of anyone/anything?
Vegeta: To be completely honest with you, it was when my son Trunks first ascended the Super-Saiyan form.
Me: Excellent! -scribbles on notepad-
Me: Hmm…. Ah! Okay, if you and Bulma hadn't gotten hitched-
Vegeta: WHAT?!
Me: SHHHH! I haven't even asked the question yet!
Me: If you and Bulma hadn't gotten hitched, who do you think she would be with right now?
Vegeta: ….
Me: C'mon, I could have asked you over 9000 more personal questions than that.
Vegeta: FINE! It would probably be that bastard Yamcha. Even though they parted a long time ago, that woman seems like the type who would fall under his 'spell' all over again.
Me: HA! That's great! –scribbles on notepad-
Me: Two more questions.
Vegeta: Hurry up, I have a training schedule and you're fixing to mess it up!
Me: Okay, OKAY! Dende…
Me: What would you do if I booped you on the nose?
Vegeta: Boop… what the Hell does that mean?!
Me: It's when you do this. *boop*
Vegeta: ..
Me: *boop*
Vegeta: …
Me: … *boop*
Vegeta: …!
Me: …. *boop*
Vegeta: WOULD YOU STOP 'BOOPING' ME ON THE NOSE?!
Me: HAHAHAHA I'M SORRY! –dies from laughter- HAHAHAHA!
Vegeta: DAMN BAKA STOP LAUGHING AND GET ON WITH THE QUESTION!
Me: THAT WAS THE QUESTION! HAHAHA!
Vegeta: WELL THEN HURRY AND ASK ME THE LAST ONE! I'M NOT AFRAID TO HIT A WOMAN!
Me: -wipes laughter tears- Ahahaha… Okay Okay… give me a sec…
Vegeta: …
Me: Okay! Last question. If you could get one wish with the DragonBalls, other than becoming immortal, what would it be?
Vegeta: …. –smirks-
Me: Vege- -grabbed by Vegeta and pushed out the door-
Vegeta: -slams door and dusts off hands-
Vegeta: Who needs the DragonBalls when you can do things yourself?