Inside the Life of True Dumb Blondes
Chapter 1. Getting Off Subject in Truth or Dare
::lights flash, bells ding, and two lovely blondes enter the room and sit on the bed::
Ashley- A-Hyuck! So Britt-ney truthhhh or darrre?
Brittney- Um..gee that's such a hard choice
Ashley- Tell me about it! Like today, like I was trying to pick between like the blue jeans or the black ones!
Brittney- And like what looks best with my eyes? Periwinkle blueness? Or Sapphire Romance?
Ashley- Definitely a Sapphire..your eyes aren't Periwinkle
Brittney- Hm.yeah I guess ::flips hair:: A-hyuck!
Ashley- So anways!
Brittney- Oh.how about truthhhh?
Ashley- What was the worst hair day you ever had?
Brittney- OMIGOSH NO WAY AM I TELLING YOU THAT
Ashley- ::examining finger nails:: you picked truthhhh
Brittney- but I don't want to bring back the AAWWWFFFUULLL memories!
Ashley- we all have to sooner or later ::looks up to sky and says.:: WOW THAT WAS A PRETTY SMART THING FOR A DUMB BLONDE TO SAY
Brittney- Well, I guess it's your turn, Ash.
Ashley- Oh yeah!!! How about.... Darrrrrrre!!!!
Brittney- So, like, I dare you to like go to school tomorrow wearing like, a baggy shirtttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ashley- OMIGOSH like NO WAY that would SOOO ruin my rep
Brittney- reps aren't so important in high school...WHAT AM I SAYING OF COURSE THEY ARE! I'M SOOO SORRY I DARED YOU TO DO THAT!
::they hug::
Ashley- ::crying:: omigosh I soooo forgive you
::suddenly a big static erupts::
Ashley- oh no my earphones! ::yelling offstage:: LIKE BBRRAADDD! COME FIX IT!
::a stout man runs onstage::
Brad- Right away ma'am coming right away on the job you gals just go take a coffee break
Brittney- okay
Ashley- ::walking away and swiveling hips in a blonde-like manner:: like BBRREEETTT get me my like LATTE!
Brittney- like WWWOOOWWW I can't believe you know Italian!
Ashley- it's just a little something you get from dating a rich man.did I mention we're engaged?
Brittney- like I have good memory and like I remember you saying you were in high schooooool
Ashley- like.that's on the sshhoowww
Brittney- ::blank stares::............we're on tv?
Ashley- ::flips hair:: like DUH now run along dear dear and oh be a dear and fetch me my fur coat
Brittney- ::blank stares::...........you have a fur coat?
Ashley- ::makes that blonde-like "talk to the hand sound" ::
Brittney- ::eyes roll back into head::
::Brett runs by Brittney spilling latte::
Brett- ASHLEYYYYYY
Ashley- like not now I'm like getting a pedicure
Brett- it's getting cold!!!!!
Ashley- like then, put the lid on it dummy so the steam can't get out!
Brett- you really are a blonde aren't you???
Brittney- of course- it's natural!!!
::Brett runs away screaming "they're taking over the planet!!!!!!!!!!"
Brittney- :: blank stares:: We live on a planet?? I thought we lived in the U S of A!!
::Brittney taps person next to her and asks "do u even know what that stands for??"::
::person runs away in fear::
::Ashley comes running down the hall::
Ashley- ::screaming:: HELP I CAN'T SEE THE TURTLE'S HEAD!!!!!! OMIGOSH WHAT'D I DOOOO???
::Brittney runs into a wall:: .. ::and collapses::
::Ashley runs into the same wall:: .. ::and collapses::
::some freako announcer dude comes in front of camera::
Announcer dude- seeing as the blondes need CPR right now.we must postpone the show.see you in chapter two!
Chapter 1. Getting Off Subject in Truth or Dare
::lights flash, bells ding, and two lovely blondes enter the room and sit on the bed::
Ashley- A-Hyuck! So Britt-ney truthhhh or darrre?
Brittney- Um..gee that's such a hard choice
Ashley- Tell me about it! Like today, like I was trying to pick between like the blue jeans or the black ones!
Brittney- And like what looks best with my eyes? Periwinkle blueness? Or Sapphire Romance?
Ashley- Definitely a Sapphire..your eyes aren't Periwinkle
Brittney- Hm.yeah I guess ::flips hair:: A-hyuck!
Ashley- So anways!
Brittney- Oh.how about truthhhh?
Ashley- What was the worst hair day you ever had?
Brittney- OMIGOSH NO WAY AM I TELLING YOU THAT
Ashley- ::examining finger nails:: you picked truthhhh
Brittney- but I don't want to bring back the AAWWWFFFUULLL memories!
Ashley- we all have to sooner or later ::looks up to sky and says.:: WOW THAT WAS A PRETTY SMART THING FOR A DUMB BLONDE TO SAY
Brittney- Well, I guess it's your turn, Ash.
Ashley- Oh yeah!!! How about.... Darrrrrrre!!!!
Brittney- So, like, I dare you to like go to school tomorrow wearing like, a baggy shirtttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ashley- OMIGOSH like NO WAY that would SOOO ruin my rep
Brittney- reps aren't so important in high school...WHAT AM I SAYING OF COURSE THEY ARE! I'M SOOO SORRY I DARED YOU TO DO THAT!
::they hug::
Ashley- ::crying:: omigosh I soooo forgive you
::suddenly a big static erupts::
Ashley- oh no my earphones! ::yelling offstage:: LIKE BBRRAADDD! COME FIX IT!
::a stout man runs onstage::
Brad- Right away ma'am coming right away on the job you gals just go take a coffee break
Brittney- okay
Ashley- ::walking away and swiveling hips in a blonde-like manner:: like BBRREEETTT get me my like LATTE!
Brittney- like WWWOOOWWW I can't believe you know Italian!
Ashley- it's just a little something you get from dating a rich man.did I mention we're engaged?
Brittney- like I have good memory and like I remember you saying you were in high schooooool
Ashley- like.that's on the sshhoowww
Brittney- ::blank stares::............we're on tv?
Ashley- ::flips hair:: like DUH now run along dear dear and oh be a dear and fetch me my fur coat
Brittney- ::blank stares::...........you have a fur coat?
Ashley- ::makes that blonde-like "talk to the hand sound" ::
Brittney- ::eyes roll back into head::
::Brett runs by Brittney spilling latte::
Brett- ASHLEYYYYYY
Ashley- like not now I'm like getting a pedicure
Brett- it's getting cold!!!!!
Ashley- like then, put the lid on it dummy so the steam can't get out!
Brett- you really are a blonde aren't you???
Brittney- of course- it's natural!!!
::Brett runs away screaming "they're taking over the planet!!!!!!!!!!"
Brittney- :: blank stares:: We live on a planet?? I thought we lived in the U S of A!!
::Brittney taps person next to her and asks "do u even know what that stands for??"::
::person runs away in fear::
::Ashley comes running down the hall::
Ashley- ::screaming:: HELP I CAN'T SEE THE TURTLE'S HEAD!!!!!! OMIGOSH WHAT'D I DOOOO???
::Brittney runs into a wall:: .. ::and collapses::
::Ashley runs into the same wall:: .. ::and collapses::
::some freako announcer dude comes in front of camera::
Announcer dude- seeing as the blondes need CPR right now.we must postpone the show.see you in chapter two!