Disclaimer:

I do not own twilight, for if I did, I would be the smartest person alive.

The Killer Closet!

Things To Remember:

-Set Two Months After The End Of Eclipse

-Bella and Edward's wedding isn't until late September, they are going to Dartmouth a year late so that Bella wouldn't be a nasty newborn anymore

-I may appear as Lil, I random character in the book sometimes

-Jacob hasn't imprinted yet

BELLA POV

"Alice!!" I screamed.

Curse Alice and probablly Rosalie too. Why did they have to go into my closet and take all my clothes? And to make matters worse, there was nothing else in here but...formal dresses. Ugh.

"What did Alice do?" Charlie asked.

"Everything!"

"Okay, then."

I picked the most promising dress (A red floor length) and sped downstairs, but to my dismay Charlie was already in the kitchen.

"Good morning Be-"

"Hey Dad. I have to get to school, talk to you later!"

Charlie attempted hiding a laugh, but I could already hear his guffaws as I ran out of the house.

I saw Edward waiting in my driveway, smiling. He kissed me, so tenderly, blood rushed into my cheeks, as usual. After going out with Edward for nearly a year by now, I still haven't figured out how to control my reaction. Unless he decided to change me, I was stuck with a very...human response.

"You look beautiful, love."

He held the door to his Volvo open for me, and I slid in, not caring if I wrinkled my dress.

"Ugh. I can't believe Alice did this to me!" I threw my hands into the air.

"Alice will be Alice."

"You have to help me get revenge!" I pleaded.

"Revenge?" Edward's eyebrows rose on his perfect face. "Against my own sister?"

"Come on. Can you imagine what the guys in school will be thinking? And Mike Newton is my partner in gym today..."

"Okay deal, but not now. You can come over to my house after school. We can shred her wardrobe, if you like."

I threw my arms around him.

"Thank you Edward!"

He smiled as we backed out of my driveway and into the road.

ALICE POV

Today was a good day. After school I was going on a date with Jasper, and I changed Bella's wardrobe to my liking. She'll be dressed so much nicer today. She'll hate me for this, but really, it was for her own good. Besides, by the time she's changed she won't be able to kill me. She'll probablly forgotten all about it by then.

"What are you so excited about?" Jasper asked. Damn his ability to sense emotions. I wanted it to be a surprise.

"You'll see."

He shrugged and went back to doodling in his notebook.

"Look, look there's Bella!"

I saw Edward helping Bella out of his car, he was such a gentleman. Either that or he's afraid she'll trip and fall. Probablly the second one.

She was wearing the long red dress I picked out for her. I knew she would choose this one, I don't know what that girl had against lace and frills, her case is beyond me. But she still looked stunning, even for a human.

"Jasper! LOOK at Bella!"

He muttered something to himself and then looked up. His eyes widened.

"Alice what did you do?"

"I helped her."

Edward and Bella passed us on their way to class, I saw Bella shooting daggers at me.

She was definently up to something. I tried looking into her future but I couldn't see anything. That meant she must have plans with Jacob. I was safe...for now.

"Come on Jazz, lets get to class! I hear we're dissecting frogs again, what fun!"

He rolled his eyes and we walked hand in hand to class.

EDWARD'S POV:

Bella was gorgeous. And that was just an understatement.

I knew Alice was plotting. She was blocking my thoughts all morning. Rosalie, too. But I didn't imagine that she would do this. One day, I should thank her.

I knew Bella was rather uncomfortable in what she was wearing, she detested anything that had to do with formal wear. She wanted help in seeking revenge against Alice. She supposedly had "plans" with Jacob tonight, so Alice wouldn't be able to see her. It was a good plan, but when dealing with Alice, you never knew what would happen.

The minute we got to school, my good nature subsided. You should hear the thoughts these humans were thinking! Especially Newton.

Man does she look hot or what in that dress? I would love to wrap my arms around her and...

Trust me, you really don't need to hear anymore.

We passed Angela Weber in the hall, and she offered Bella a change of clothes.

Poor Bella, she must want to die. She hates clothes like this. I wonder if Alice forced her to wear that. Maybe I should talk to her.

I liked Angela, she was relatively kind, for a human.

When we passed Jasper and Alice on our way to English, Alice was a little frantic.

Edward! I can't see her future! You know what's going on! I demand you tell me!

I smiled, Bella's plan was smoothly running its course. Although it didn't take much to upset Alice, so I guess we should just wait and see.

BELLA POV:

School wasn't as bad as I imagined. To my delight, and Alice's misfortune, Angela Weber had a spare pair of gym clothes. It was only sweats and an old t-shirt, but it was so much better than that dress (which I tossed in the dumpster).

But still Alice deserved revenge. She got rid of all my sleep wear too, forcing me too sleep in my underwear. It was Washington. My room got cold at night.

When we got to the Cullen house, Edward whispered to me.

"Don't worry, Alice is going on a date with Jasper after school. Just keep thinking about going to La Push, and you'll be fine."

I smiled. Poor Jake, we were using him unknowingly to get revenge. Oh well. What he won't know won't hurt him.

"I'll just grab a couple dresses and tear them up." I smiled and held up my scissors.

"Bella do you want me to go with you? No one has actually been in Alice's closet, not even Jasper." He said warily. What did he think, I would trip over a pair of shoes?

"I'll be fine Edward, I'd rather do it myself."

"I'll let you know if Alice is coming."

I walked into Alice's vast bedroom. Her vanity was covered head to toe with assorted, imported Italian makeup. Her bed was white victorian, a very simple, organized space. On the southern wall of the room, there were two, very large black doors. I poked the door knob, a little afraid that the door knob would electrocute me, but nothing happened.

I sighed in relief and opened the door.

A blinding red and blue light stunned me making a very loud noise. "INTRUDER! INTRUDER! INTRUDER!" I stumbled stupidly, unable to hold myself together, I couldn't see anything. The light had paralyzed me. And before I went unconcious, my head fell against an extremely hard, marble statue of Alice Cullen.

EPILOGUE:

Meanwhile, somewhere in La Push, a very lonely werewolf is wondering where the hell Bella is.

What do you think? Its my first fan fic. Do you like it? Do you hate it? I'm not good at beggnings, it will get better I promise! If I get at least five reviews, I'll write another chapter.

And remember, I don't own Twilight!

Stay Tuned!