A/N not mine, I own nothing but the plot.
So, this is a silly one shot based on the Nae Nae. If you have no clue what I'm talking about go to YouTube and look up Nae Nae dance military... it is hilarious!
This builds off of my one shot called Desert Fun...check that one out first and let me know what you think!
Lynda
Nae Nae
I was still laughing over the video of Ranger and the guys parody of Call Me Maybe. I watched that almost seven months ago and it always cheers me up.
Unfortunately, I am basically on house arrest. Okay, well not exactly house arrest, but bed rest might as well be. I am bored out of my mind and due with our first baby tomorrow. I'm going nuts.
I spy my laptop on the nightstand and grab it. There has got to be something on there to keep me occupied. Of course I pull up YouTube to see what can get me laughing.
The first thing I find is video of when Joe and Lester got their "boys" trapped in Man Vs. Plastic chair from the fourth of July celebration. That got me going.
The next video I pull up is Desert Fun. The sight of Ranger in a Speed and pink shawl around his hips has me doubled over with laughter.
I notice something called the Nae Nae trending, so I click on a video of it. Some of them a pretty funny. Not quite what I'm looking for though.
Ranger came into the room ans knew what I was up to. He took my laptop and and plugged something into the search engine and turned it back to me.
My eyes bugged out of my head as Tank and Bobby came up on the screen. They were in an office that I didn't recognize and music was playing.
They were in their BDUs so, they must have been doing something for the military when the video was made.
All of a sudden they were dancing. I couldn't hold back my laughter as I watched Tank doing the stanky leg and Bobby in front of him.
I began to laugh even harder as they broke out the bop bop and the superman. The crowning glory was seeing them do the Nae Nae. Two grown men in military uniform doing this dance was a sight to behold, but Tank and Bobby were hysterical! Who knew the big guy could move like that.
Bobby came in to check my bp, along with Tank who needed to talk to Ranger and I lost it even more.
Tank quirked an eyebrow at me. I turned my laptop around for them to see what I was watching.
Tank grinned and Bobby smirked. They looked over at each other and broke out into the dance.
"That...is...too...funny!" I gasped out.
Suddenly I felt a little pop and realized that my bottom half was soaking wet. I looked at Ranger who was shaking his head at the two goofballs.
"Ummm, guys...guys! Hey knuckle heads, my water just broke!" I yelled.
They stopped and just looked at me, dumbfounded.
"Guys, we bed to go to the hos..." a strong contraction ripped through me.
Tank paled and hit the deck. Bobby looked lost. Ranger finally started barking out orders and soon Binkie was there to deal with Tank as Ranger and Bobby whisked me off to the hospital.
Twelve hours later, at three in the morning, we welcomed our son. Francis Carlos Manoso was born to the sounds of the Nae Nae and laughter. Since it was my distraction during labor.
Bobby and Tank will never live it down...almost as funny as Lester fighting the plastic chair.