The Black Kistune
Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or any of it's characters . . .darn it . . .
CluehunterC did review this fic.
Dawn broke as Inuyasha's gang moved out of the village to wander around for a Shikon shard. ~*~*~
Shippo looked up into Kagome's, his adoptive mother, eyes.
"Okaa-san?" Shippo asked.
"Yes, Shippo-chan?" Kagome smiled at her 'pup'.
"Let's eat soon! Onegai?" Shippo asked.
Kagome looked up at the sky. It was nearly afternoon.
"Sure, Shippo-chan." Kagome said and smiled. "Inuyasha! Were stopping! Shippo wants to eat!" Kagome yelled to Inuyasha, who was a few meters ahead.
"No, were not1 I don't wanna stop jus' 'cause that little-" Inuyasha began, until . . .
"Ramen anyone?" Kagome called. She pulled out about 7 ramen cups.
"Me!" yelled Inuyasha, who immediately grabbed a pot (A/N: From goodness knows where. What else does Kagome have in that backpack? Anyway pot= boiling water) and ran to the river they had just passed, faster than you could say 'Kaze no Kizu!' Miroku and Sango blinked after him before sitting down.
"Don't worry. You get used to that. Usually, if the ramen doesn't work, the 'sit' will." Kagome said. A loud thump and a string of sailor talk could be heard from the general direction of the river. Everyone looked at Kagome. She, after hearing the thump, had put on a feral sadistic looking face, and EVERYONE backed off.
"Okaa-san? May I go, umm, play? In the forest?" Shippo asked tentatively.
"Yes, sure. Take Kirara to guard you, okay?" Kagome said, losing the dangerous look, but still having a malicious glint in her eyes. Shippo nodded. 'Gosh, Okaa-san can be very scary when her sadistic streak comes into view . . .'
"Kagome . . . Should you really . . .?" Sango began, but immediately turned and smacked Miroku with the Hirokoitsu (A/N: spelling?).
"You hentai monk!! Can't you stop that for 5 minutes, at least!" Sango exclaimed.
"What?" Miroku asked, almost innocently, except we ALL know he isn't. (Miroku: What do ya mean? I didn't do a thing! [Gropes Sango]*smack*)
Kagome, Sango, and all you readers rolled their eyes and sighed. Even Inuyasha, who had come back with the water, crossed his arms and shook his head.
"Pervert." He muttered.
~*~*~
Shippo walked through a field. Suddenly, he stepped on Myouga, but that has nothing to do with our story. Also, for those who care, Myouga is fine. Suddenly, Shippo smelled something. "Hey! That smells like kitsune!" Shippo exclaimed, and at that moment . . .
WHAM!!!
Shippo and another object slammed into each other. Shippo looked up . . . into the very big, blue eyes of a girl.
"EEEPPP!!" both Shippo and the girl exclaimed.
Shippo leapt back and eyed the girl warily, who looked afraid and inquisitive. Then, she sniffed the air.
"KITSUNE-FRIEND!!!!!!!!!" The girl yelled into the air and bulldozed Shippo.
"Huh? Hey! You're the kitsune! Cool!" Shippo exclaimed. Upon examining the girl as best he could, because he was trapped under her, results of the bulldozing. (Not anything else ya pervs!) Shippo saw that she had bright blue eyes, pale skin and her tail and hair were pitch black. She looked about a year younger than him.
"Hi! What is . . . your . . . name?" She said this haltingly, as if words didn't come naturally to her.
"I'm Shippo. What's your name?" Shippo asked. The girl smiled, opened her mouth to speak and said . . . " I don't know!" She cried and giggled. Shippo did the anime faint. Even Kirara sweat dropped.
"Hello cute kitty!" The girl found Kirara and began to pet her. Kirara purred.
"Hey! Why don't you see my okaa-san!" Shippo said, smiling widely.
"Okay!" the girl said . . .
And then they both tripped over each other because they forgot to untangle themselves from the previous bulldozing. (A/N: Don't ask me how Shippo still managed the faint, he just did.)
"Gomen nasai!!" they both yelped.
~_~_~_~_~
A/N: Okay. How was that? This is my bad attempt at humor but please read and review.
Okaa-san: mother
Gomen nasai: I'm very sorry
Hentai: pervert
Onegai: please
Kitsune: Whatever Shippo and the girl are, but I think direct translation leads to 'fox'.
Hirokoitsu: Sango's weapon. It's the big boomerang thingy. I can't spell it though...
Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or any of it's characters . . .darn it . . .
CluehunterC did review this fic.
Dawn broke as Inuyasha's gang moved out of the village to wander around for a Shikon shard. ~*~*~
Shippo looked up into Kagome's, his adoptive mother, eyes.
"Okaa-san?" Shippo asked.
"Yes, Shippo-chan?" Kagome smiled at her 'pup'.
"Let's eat soon! Onegai?" Shippo asked.
Kagome looked up at the sky. It was nearly afternoon.
"Sure, Shippo-chan." Kagome said and smiled. "Inuyasha! Were stopping! Shippo wants to eat!" Kagome yelled to Inuyasha, who was a few meters ahead.
"No, were not1 I don't wanna stop jus' 'cause that little-" Inuyasha began, until . . .
"Ramen anyone?" Kagome called. She pulled out about 7 ramen cups.
"Me!" yelled Inuyasha, who immediately grabbed a pot (A/N: From goodness knows where. What else does Kagome have in that backpack? Anyway pot= boiling water) and ran to the river they had just passed, faster than you could say 'Kaze no Kizu!' Miroku and Sango blinked after him before sitting down.
"Don't worry. You get used to that. Usually, if the ramen doesn't work, the 'sit' will." Kagome said. A loud thump and a string of sailor talk could be heard from the general direction of the river. Everyone looked at Kagome. She, after hearing the thump, had put on a feral sadistic looking face, and EVERYONE backed off.
"Okaa-san? May I go, umm, play? In the forest?" Shippo asked tentatively.
"Yes, sure. Take Kirara to guard you, okay?" Kagome said, losing the dangerous look, but still having a malicious glint in her eyes. Shippo nodded. 'Gosh, Okaa-san can be very scary when her sadistic streak comes into view . . .'
"Kagome . . . Should you really . . .?" Sango began, but immediately turned and smacked Miroku with the Hirokoitsu (A/N: spelling?).
"You hentai monk!! Can't you stop that for 5 minutes, at least!" Sango exclaimed.
"What?" Miroku asked, almost innocently, except we ALL know he isn't. (Miroku: What do ya mean? I didn't do a thing! [Gropes Sango]*smack*)
Kagome, Sango, and all you readers rolled their eyes and sighed. Even Inuyasha, who had come back with the water, crossed his arms and shook his head.
"Pervert." He muttered.
~*~*~
Shippo walked through a field. Suddenly, he stepped on Myouga, but that has nothing to do with our story. Also, for those who care, Myouga is fine. Suddenly, Shippo smelled something. "Hey! That smells like kitsune!" Shippo exclaimed, and at that moment . . .
WHAM!!!
Shippo and another object slammed into each other. Shippo looked up . . . into the very big, blue eyes of a girl.
"EEEPPP!!" both Shippo and the girl exclaimed.
Shippo leapt back and eyed the girl warily, who looked afraid and inquisitive. Then, she sniffed the air.
"KITSUNE-FRIEND!!!!!!!!!" The girl yelled into the air and bulldozed Shippo.
"Huh? Hey! You're the kitsune! Cool!" Shippo exclaimed. Upon examining the girl as best he could, because he was trapped under her, results of the bulldozing. (Not anything else ya pervs!) Shippo saw that she had bright blue eyes, pale skin and her tail and hair were pitch black. She looked about a year younger than him.
"Hi! What is . . . your . . . name?" She said this haltingly, as if words didn't come naturally to her.
"I'm Shippo. What's your name?" Shippo asked. The girl smiled, opened her mouth to speak and said . . . " I don't know!" She cried and giggled. Shippo did the anime faint. Even Kirara sweat dropped.
"Hello cute kitty!" The girl found Kirara and began to pet her. Kirara purred.
"Hey! Why don't you see my okaa-san!" Shippo said, smiling widely.
"Okay!" the girl said . . .
And then they both tripped over each other because they forgot to untangle themselves from the previous bulldozing. (A/N: Don't ask me how Shippo still managed the faint, he just did.)
"Gomen nasai!!" they both yelped.
~_~_~_~_~
A/N: Okay. How was that? This is my bad attempt at humor but please read and review.
Okaa-san: mother
Gomen nasai: I'm very sorry
Hentai: pervert
Onegai: please
Kitsune: Whatever Shippo and the girl are, but I think direct translation leads to 'fox'.
Hirokoitsu: Sango's weapon. It's the big boomerang thingy. I can't spell it though...