Takahiro Takahashi, rang the doorbell to Usagi's house. He was there with Minami and their son, Mahiro to celebrate Misaki's birthday.

Usagi answered the door a smirk on his face, "Come in, Takahiro," he offered, stepping aside politely.

Inside, Misaki was in a flurry of pots and pans getting dinner ready for his brother and his family.

"Misaki," Takahiro called, going into the kitchen to greet Misaki. He dropped what he was doing to greet Takahiro.

Misaki stretched and yawned, his shirt slipping down to reveal a lovebite on his shoulder.

Takahiro frowned, his innocent baby brother was messing around. No, it couldn't be, it was probably just a small bruise. Yeah, that was what it was.

All throughout dinner Takahiro couldn't stop staring at where the lovebite was (the shirt was now covering it).

Enventually he couldn't contain his curiosity any longer, "Misaki," he asked, "do you have a girlfriend?"

Misaki blushed furiously, but shook his head, much to his brother's suprise, Misaki wasn't the type to mess around like that, he had better morals than that.

Takahiro failed to notice the hungry glance Usagi gave Misaki, and Misaki's flushed face as a testimony to what that glance meant to both of them. Takahiro had to help Misaki get out of his philandering ways so he kindly offered to introduce, Manami's cousin who'd been eyeing Misaki at the wedding, or so Manami had pointed out.

Misaki flushed, "Nii-chan, are you saying I should get a. . . girlfriend?"'

Takahiro nodded, glad that Misaki had finally realized what he wad trying to say, Misaki had always been a bit slow on the uptake.

"Nii-chan, I don't need a girlfriend, no, I don't want a girlfriend," Misaki said, trying to avoid the inevitable conversation.

"But Misaki," Takahiro said, "You can't just go around giving yourself to every girl who flirts with you."

Misaki's mouth dropped, "WHAT?" he asked hysterically.

"Misaki, you don't need to hide it, I saw the hickey. What would our parents think!"

Misaki's eyes welled up with tears, he thought that his brother knew about his and Usagi's relationship, and that Takahiro was angry about it. "Well, if you don't like it then you can just leave!" Misaki shouted, bursting into tears and running to his room.

Usagi, looked at Takahiro and said, "You probably should leave, it'll take me a while to calm him down."

"No," Takahiro said, "I did this so I have to calm him down."

Usagi cringed, Takahiro was just going to make the situation worse. But the well-meaning brother was already in Misaki's room.

He flinched as he heard Misaki's shaky shout, "Go away! If you don't like the fact that- that- that . . ." He broke off into sobs. Usagi breathed a sigh of relief, if Misaki revealed their relationship, he'd just create a bigger problem, and Misaki would just get even more upset.

Minami just awkwardly stood there holding her son's hand, when she noticed Usagi looking at her she offered a half-hearted smile.

"Misaki," Takahiro yelled over Misaki's unintelligible screams, "Calm down!"

"But how can I be calm when my only family hates the fact that I'm gay!"


Guess what happens next, personally I think everything would go quiet and Takahiro would faint. But you can basically imagine whatever you want, but this is supposed to be a lighthearted fic to make fun of both Takahiro and Misaki's thick-headedness. So here's a link to my profile on fictionpress with better, original stories written by none other than me u/953448/WhyAreWeHere