Once again I'm completely ignoring almost all the facts layed down by Kakashi Gaiden. Obito is 14 and Kakashi is 13.

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Under the moonlight, Konoha was quiet and peaceful. Children and villagers were tucked safely into their beds, sound asleep. Those shinobi who had nighttime duties were going about them quietly. All was calm and serene.

In one bedroom, in the Uchiha neighborhood, not all was quite as calm and serene as the rest of the village. Fourteen year old Uchiha Obito sat cross-legged on his bed trying to calm his nerves. It was impossible, he knew, but he tried anyways.

Tonight was the night that he undertook his most dangerous mission ever, possibly the most dangerous mission in the history of all shinobi.

Mabey he should write a will, just in case? Naw, his stupid family could fight to the death over his stuff for all he cared. It was their fault he was in this mess in the first place. On second thought he really didn't want his stupid family touching his stuff.

Quickly, as he heard footsteps nearing his room, he scribbled down a little note on a piece of scrap paper on his desk.

I, Uchiha Obito, leave all my worldly possessions to my Sensei and my teamate Rin. As an after thought he added, But that Asshole Kakashi can't have anything!

He set down his pencil just as his door was flung open, and two figures stepped in, closing it behind them. "Are you ready Obito?" The girl asked.

"Yes." Obito tried to sound confident.

"Good." The boy said as he walked over and opened the window. "Uchiha Obito, you have a go for Mission: Retreive Hatake Kakashi's Mask." He pointed out the window in the general direction of where the target lived.

Obito hopped up onto the windowsill and turned to give his room and siblings one last look.

"Make us proud dear brother, because if you fail, you'll be a disgrace to the entire Uchiha Clan." The girl said cheerfully.

The boy crossed his arms and glared at Obito. "Not only that but if you fail, we'll make you sleep in a cardboard box in the sewer for the rest of you natural life."

Obito gulped and leaped out the window.

"You think he'll make it?" The boy asked.

The girl chuckled. "No way, Hatake's gonna slaughter his scrawny ass."

The boy grinned. "Dibs on his porn collection."

Obito made his way to Kakashi's apartment via the rooftops. The village was far too calm and quiet for the intense feeling of dread welling up inside of him. At least he could take a little comfort in the fact that his Sensei would probably let him sleep on his couch and spare him from the cardboard box in the sewer, assuming he survived the night.

Mabey Kakashi wouldn't kill him, just horribly maim him, or worse gouge his precious eyes out. Wait that would fall under the maiming category, wouldn't it? Probably, but it was such a horrible fate to befall an Uchiha that it deserved it's own category.

Or mabey Kakashi wasn't home and he'd have an extra mask lying around somewhere. He had to have more than one, right? Bet the jerk has a whole closet full of them. Yep that's right. Now he wouldn't have to try and rip it off that smug bastard's face. Though he'd have given up his entire porn collection to see the look on Kakashi's face if he did that.

After a while Obito realized that somewhere during his mental dialogue he had passed Kakashi's apartment and had to double back.

He perched himself in the tree outside the bedroom window. There was no light. That either meant he was gone or asleep. Obito really hoped it was the former.

The young Uchiha took a deep breath and leaped to the window, molding a bit of chakra to his feet to keep him balanced on the narrow ledge.

Inside the small bedroom a small body squirmed out from under the blankets. "Whas that?" It muttered.

"It's just Dead-Last, go back to sleep Pakkun." Came a muffled reply.

"Well why is he attached to your window?" The now identafied Pakkun growled. "He's coming in."

"Bite him." The muffled voice said.

Obito had just stepped onto the bedroom floor when something small and furry attached it's self to his leg and sunk sharp little fangs in. Obito, being the calm expert shinobi that he was, did the only sensible thing. He screamed bloody murder. "OW OW OW, GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF ME, OFF OFF OFF, OH MY GOD IT'S GOT MY LEG! SOMEBODY HELP! OWWWWWWWWWW!"

Kakashi sat in bed, calmly watching his idiot teamate flail about his bedroom with Pakkun latched onto his leg like a leech. Only when Obito knocked almost everything off of his desk did he call the little pug dog off.

"What are you doing Obito?" He was starting to get irritated.

Obito sat on the floor rubbing his poor abused calf where the mutt had bit him. "I'm on a mission." He said defensively.

"In my apartment?" Oh yeah he was irritated.

"It's a matter of life and death." Obito stated. To Kakashi it almost seemed like he was begging.

"What is?" He asked knowing he'd regret it.

"My mission!" The Uchiha whined.

"What's your mission?" Kakashi asked, barely supressing a growl. The damn Uchiha could be so annoying sometimes.

Obito muttered something under his breath.

"Speak up!" This time he did growl.

"He said, 'I have to get your mask or I'll be forced to sleep in the sewer.'" Pakkun interjected helpfully from where he was seated on the floor hext to Obito.

Kakashi groaned. He was losing sleep over this? "You can't have it. You'll have to learn to stand up to your brother and sister eventually."

Obito jumped to his feet. "What! Don't be selfish! Gimme one of you damn masks, I know you have more then one! Hand it over!"

Kakashi rolled his eyes and started to crawl back under the covers. This so wasn't worth losing sleep over.

The black haired boy growled and lunged for Kakashi only to grab an arm full of pillow. He turned and threw the pillow in the direction he knew Kakashi had rolled to and reached for the other pillow. Just as his his fingers grazed the soft material he felt a wet, warm, little, mouth close over his hand, fangs digging through skin.

Kakashi stood from his defensive crouch as Obito flailed his arm around, trying to dislodge Pakkun from his hand. He knew from first hand experience that that was impossible. When that dog latched on to something, he didn't let go unless he wanted to. Kakashi sighed, this was going to be a long night.

"Obito!" Kakashi growled.

Pakkun let go of the boy's hand, growled at him, then waddled his way out of the bedroom, probably in search of something more interesting to do.

"Obito sit down!." Kakashi commanded.

Obito sat on the bed. He knew Kakashi could be down right scary when irritated and even only wearing a pair of boxers he pulled it off perfectly. That jerk, he had to do everything perfectly, didn't he?

"Why in gods name are you following your brother and sisters orders?" The silver haired boy asked. "They're a year and a half younger than you!"

"You think I don't know that!" Obito growled. "They constantly remind of that, and the fact that they could kick the living hell out of me without hardly even trying."

Kakashi sat down on the bed across from Obito. "Why don't you tell your parents?"

"Spoken like a true only child." The Uchiha muttered.

"Well your not getting my mask." Kakashi stated.

Obito flopped backwards on the bed. "Why not?" He whined. "If you give me one of your masks then they'll stop bothering me for a while, and I'll owe you. I'll owe you big!"

Even with the goggles on and the lights off Kakashi had trouble resisting Obito's puppy dog eyes. He sighed. "Why don't you just go to the store and buy one? I'm not the only shinobi in the village who wears one you know." He must be getting soft in his old age, not more than a year ago he would've knocked Obito senseless and tossed him out the window by now.

"That's a great idea!" Obito jumped to his feet. "I knew your were called a genius for some reason!" he leaned over, grabbed Kakashi by the shoulders, and kissed him on the lips, then darted out the window, leaving Kakashi to fall backwards off the bed.

"The hell?" He squeaked.

Obito made it all the way to the store where he stopped dead in his tracks, scaring a stray cat. "Oh My God! I just kissed
Kakashi!"

A/N

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