Being a historical report
Of the events of the 1st of Granite through the 15th of Granite of year 5 of the Age of Myth
Dedicated
To Conu Whiskysnacks the Galley of Labouring, God of Labour
and
To Onu, God of Generosity
"For without Labour we are not worthy of Generosity"
Written by Enthep Ethlalluki, human scholar of The Confederation of Ancients
and
Promulgated by the Human Geographical and Historical Society
Greetings, wise denizen of The Eternal Planet!
Seeing the necessity of the recording of the history that unfolds before us every day, I, Enthep Ethlalluki, will be publishing a document every two weeks concerning the main events of said two weeks, so that every denizen may be illuminated on the events of the world that they live in. Some of the reports may be very short, others may be extensive, but no matter how long they may be, they should be read by all the earnest souls of The Eternal Planet. Now, onto the major events of the past two weeks.
In the 1st of Granite, a group of goblins of The Dabbling Tick, named The Dungeon of Sin, have founded Scourgeclams, a settlement made up of Dark Pits. Furthermore, also on the 1st of Granite, more goblins founded Dark Pits, this time, a goblin group by the name of The Sunken Demon belonging to The Blind Dungeon founded Profanecolumn. Every traveller should take care to avoid these areas, as to avoid goblins and thus certain doom. While the exact location of these new Dark Pits is unknown, it is known that Scourgeclams is somewhere south of the small lake attached to the lake of The Waters of Smashing, while Profanecolumn is on northwest coast of that lake.
Meanwhile, on the 2nd of Granite, the dwarves sent an expedition of their kin, who call themselves The Room of Language, to found the hillocks of Buckwires, situated on the hills between The Jungle of Organising and the mountains of The Towers of Intricacies, south of the hillocks of Ponderedwalled and northwest of the hillocks of Jadecrafts.
There are no other major events to speak of these past two weeks. But for the next report, you, the reader, denizen of The Eternal Planet, may help the Human Geographical and Historical Society by submitting any major events you have heard of to us! Simply send a letter addressed to us to the town of Ransackhide, in the island of The Fertile Plain.
Author's Notes:
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