Olimar was sound asleep...when he heard some crashing outside, where they (he and Louie) built their camp. Louie of course was still asleep (probably because...you probably know), but Olimar woke up and slowly went over to their little kitchen. What he found out was...all of his carrots were gone. "Oh Crap! LOUIE GET UP!" yelled Olimar. Louie of course didn't wake up and fell of the Bed. "THE PIK PIK CARROTS ARE FREAKING MISSING GET UP NOW!" yelled Olimar. "THE PIK PIK CARROTS ARE MISSING? NOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Louie. "Shhh...We might get caught with all of your yelling." whispered Olimar. "Wait but you were just..." whispered Louie while Olimar stopped him. Then I giant Bulborb came and bites Olimar and Picks him up with its mouth. Then devours him whole. "Wha...bu...oh whatever I never really liked...AHHH!" said Louie while he got devoured by the Bulborb. "Oh **** everybody's a ***** and ******* ****, oh wait I'm not dead OH HOLY CRAP!" screamed Louie as he fell into the acid. "That is bad Karma for saying you don't care about me." said Olimar. Olimar slowly crept down the bulborbs stomach and found a few items: a golden ring, Louie's arm, and a dead badger. The he reached the most shameful part of the body...the butt. "Oh No" said Olimar while he got pooped out. Then he actually did get pooped out. "Uhhhh gross." said Olimar. He walked to the water to wash it out but that made the water contaminated. He later found a trail of pik pik carrots, what he was looking for in the first place. He followed the trail for hours and hours...and hours. "Wait is this map...oh its upside down...wait how does that make me go in circles?" asked Olimar. Olimar slowly followed the trail again and it got him nowhere until he found a secret passage between the tree where there was more. He followed the trail and found some people with a giant pile of Pik Pik carrots. "What are you doing!" yelled Olimar. "Oh...Hi...didn't expect you to find us...Im Alph." said Alph. "Umm...Im Brittany." said Brittany. "And thats Charlie...wait...where is Charlie?" asked Aplh. "I might be a while in the Bathroom." said Charlie. They all sigh. "Ok so what's the big Idea?" asked Olimar. "Ok...we stole your Pik Pik Carrots because we steal things" said Alph. "Ok...I came all the way here for that stupid story. Isn't it supposed to be heart warming and...and sad" said Olimar. "Nope. Heres your Pik Pik Carrots." said Brittany. "Oh...Ok..." said Olimar. Then Olimar started walking back to his campsite. When he finally got there He saw Louie. "But...I thought you died..." said Olimar. "Nope, that was actually the President in a Louie costume." said Louie. "But wait...that means we assassinated the President?" asked Olimar. "Uh Oh" said Louie.