Oops, suddenly realised that I hadn't updated my fanfiction for ages! Especially not good when I only have two stories up! Oh well, hope this pathetic fluff appeases for now…

Gotta love Stewie Griffin from 'The Family Guy.' What an inspiration, lol.

Kanda was so adorable when he was asleep, reflected Rabi. He looked so peaceful and angelic, as if he couldn't hurt a fly! You wouldn't guess that he'd been battling Akuma fiercely all week. Rabi watched him for a while and felt a familiar stirring in him. He tried (kind of) to quash it, but failed miserably. He absolutely couldn't resist.

"Oy! Yu! Are you awake?" Rabi could tell that the other boy had woken immediately, and was now simply pretending to be asleep.

"Yu," Rabi whispered again, barely containing himself. "Yu," when it was obvious that Kanda wasn't going to respond, Rabi began chanting his name-. "Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu."

When he became bored he began chanting other names for him too. "Yu-chan, Yu-chan, Yu-chan, Yu-pon, Yu-pon, Yu-pon, Yu-pon."

Realising that he would have to go to more extreme measures, Rabi paused to ponder what else he could pull out of his hat. "Hey baby, baby. Baby, l-l-lover, lover, lover-r-r-r."

Still no response. Rabi wrinkled his forehead in annoyance before having a brainwave.

"Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, Yu-Yu!"

Kanda's eyes flew open, "What the hell do you want?"

Immediately Rabi wrapped himself around Kanda, pinning his arms and legs into their currant 'safe' positions.

"Hi," Rabi grinned, planting a soft kiss on his boyfriends forehead. Then he tried desperately to hold Kanda down as the other boy tried to kill him.