.: Attack of Stupidity:.
Message from the Author: Please understand that you must read this as if the storyline hardly exist, I am choosing to write this as it comes to my mind. I see certain characters very differently than they are depicted. I mean no harm but humor me and laugh with me as I go about the story. By the way, there are hints of boy love so if you are a close minded person who can't be mature about it then please leave this story now, oh and I tend to be "natural" when it comes to a person's language. Again, please try to be mature about it when it comes to criticism…I am one for fun and games but if you want to critic me then please be mature about it. And now, ENJOY! ^^
_A Traumatized Reno_
No body could ever understand what went through his head when he did things. The only thing that the people at Shinra did understand was that even if he was a moron in the office, he was one of the best agents in the field. I don't think anybody could surpass him in the dedication department. However, at the moment, many would beg to differ when it came to handling his issues. He may just be short a couple of brain cells. But this was Reno. He's a bundle of strangeness put into a neat little package… sort of.
Currently, he was sitting outside of Rufus' office rocking himself back and forth. The information that Elena was telling everyone only made him look like a mad man who escaped the mental institution. She had told everyone that he saw a butt naked Palmer and he was the reason why Reno came running to the President's office, banging on it as if he would die. He really did look crazy when it happened though.
Could you blame him though? Even if it was partially true. He just got back from having to see Palmer stripping to the 'I'm Too Sexy' song. All Reno was doing was delivering paperwork to him since he got the space program back in order.
Tseng came out of the president's office to turn and see Reno still rocking himself. He kneeled down and whispered, "Was it worth it?" Shrieking at the top of his lungs he ran into the president's office jumping behind a vicus tree, shaking uncontrollably. Tseng let out a sigh before closing the door to the office and heading back to his own.
Inside the office, Rufus looked up from a pile of paperwork, removing the glasses that he used for show, and shook his head. Why the hell did he have to deal with this five year old that was trapped in a twenty one year old body? Getting up, he walked to the shaking tree and petted Reno on the head, trying to calm him down.
"I've never been more disturbed, boss man," he began. "It was like walking into your worse nightmare and not being able to wake up. I swear to Gaia, if he had came up to me with his practically naked self, I would have Mongolian BBQ'd his ass."
The young president couldn't help but snicker because knowing Reno, he would have done it. "Maybe you should try blackmailing him."
Reno stopped shaking and looked at Rufus, "not a bad idea." He smiled and got up. He wiped the sweat from his brow and looked at Rufus. Nodding his head, he left planning his revenge for the fat bastard who would haunt his nightmares forever.
There's Chapter one of some new insanity. It helps because I am getting over my writer's block for my other stories. Sit tight folks.
And review please!