Final Fantasy 8: My Way
Disc TWO!! (Echoes)
Author: Miklusca
Rating: R
Warnings: Stupidity, slight Yaoi, swearing and my psychotic issues. ^.^
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy, those lucky bastards at Squaresoft
does.
Feedback: Fuck yes!!!!!!!!! Email me: hmikeal@hotmail.com
Summary: Well just disc two of my parody.
Chapter 1: Yet another dream, but from Winhill
Laguna wakes up in a wet bed.
Laguna: Damn those cheap rip off of depends! Didn't work!
A little girl comes in.
Laguna: Ellone!
Ellone: Uncle Laguna smells like tinkle! Piss!
Laguna: Get the fuck downstairs while I finish here! (Ellone runs
downstairs and he takes a shower, makes the bed and reads a porno. He then
runs down the stairs.)
Laguna: There you are, your not suppose to come here alone!
Ellone: Piss off man!
Laguna: @_@. Your not suppose to smoke either! (Grabs her cigarettes)
Ellone: Hey man! Why you messin!?
Laguna: Go to Raine!
Ellone: Ass! (Goes and runs next door and Laguna follows)
The Sexy Pub
Laguna: Kiros!? Buddy! How have you been since our grand escape?
Kiros: Escape? You mean when you kicked our asses over the cliff!
Raine: O_O. I thought so! (Punch's Laguna)
Laguna: @_@
Raine: Get back to work lazy ass! Take your friend with you!
Kiros: Uh.?
Raine: GO! (Shoots fire from her eyes)
Kiros & Laguna: O.O (They run out and walk around killing monsters and
such.)
Kiros: You know Ward is a janitor in a prison. But means he's big he
doesn't get raped. Man you changed a lot! I mean you never wore lingerie
before! (Points at the lacy material showing)
Laguna: DON'T TOUCH MY RAINE! (Foams at the mouth and runs off.)
Back to the Sexy Pub
Ellone: Man you and Uncle Laguna made a lot of noise last night! Are you
going to marry him?
Raine: I don't know.
Laguna: (whispers) She digs me! ^_^
Kiros: (whispers) Shut up!
Raine: I mean he's good in bed but he's too childish!
Laguna falls breaking the rail
Raine: O.O
Laguna: We just got back.
Raine: Lying ass! Get your asses to your room and I'll cook so I can have
some quiet! Now go little bitch!
The whimper to the next house.
Laguna: Well lets take a break. (lays down on his bed)
Kiros: Fine with me. (Sleeps on the ceiling)
End Dream
TBCFUCKAS!!!!
Disc TWO!! (Echoes)
Author: Miklusca
Rating: R
Warnings: Stupidity, slight Yaoi, swearing and my psychotic issues. ^.^
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy, those lucky bastards at Squaresoft
does.
Feedback: Fuck yes!!!!!!!!! Email me: hmikeal@hotmail.com
Summary: Well just disc two of my parody.
Chapter 1: Yet another dream, but from Winhill
Laguna wakes up in a wet bed.
Laguna: Damn those cheap rip off of depends! Didn't work!
A little girl comes in.
Laguna: Ellone!
Ellone: Uncle Laguna smells like tinkle! Piss!
Laguna: Get the fuck downstairs while I finish here! (Ellone runs
downstairs and he takes a shower, makes the bed and reads a porno. He then
runs down the stairs.)
Laguna: There you are, your not suppose to come here alone!
Ellone: Piss off man!
Laguna: @_@. Your not suppose to smoke either! (Grabs her cigarettes)
Ellone: Hey man! Why you messin!?
Laguna: Go to Raine!
Ellone: Ass! (Goes and runs next door and Laguna follows)
The Sexy Pub
Laguna: Kiros!? Buddy! How have you been since our grand escape?
Kiros: Escape? You mean when you kicked our asses over the cliff!
Raine: O_O. I thought so! (Punch's Laguna)
Laguna: @_@
Raine: Get back to work lazy ass! Take your friend with you!
Kiros: Uh.?
Raine: GO! (Shoots fire from her eyes)
Kiros & Laguna: O.O (They run out and walk around killing monsters and
such.)
Kiros: You know Ward is a janitor in a prison. But means he's big he
doesn't get raped. Man you changed a lot! I mean you never wore lingerie
before! (Points at the lacy material showing)
Laguna: DON'T TOUCH MY RAINE! (Foams at the mouth and runs off.)
Back to the Sexy Pub
Ellone: Man you and Uncle Laguna made a lot of noise last night! Are you
going to marry him?
Raine: I don't know.
Laguna: (whispers) She digs me! ^_^
Kiros: (whispers) Shut up!
Raine: I mean he's good in bed but he's too childish!
Laguna falls breaking the rail
Raine: O.O
Laguna: We just got back.
Raine: Lying ass! Get your asses to your room and I'll cook so I can have
some quiet! Now go little bitch!
The whimper to the next house.
Laguna: Well lets take a break. (lays down on his bed)
Kiros: Fine with me. (Sleeps on the ceiling)
End Dream
TBCFUCKAS!!!!