(In the garden of the Malfoy manor!)
"Okay party
hats...goodie bags...balloons...noisy horn things...paper
plates..cups...napkins...streamers...Dr
aco leace the peacocks
alone...presants..i think thats everything!" mumbled
Cissy.
(Doorbell rings) "Luc! get the door!!" "Draco
i will not say it again leave them ALONE!!"
One by one all
the deatheaters arrive for the party. "where is our Lord
anyway?!" "ya its been nearly an hour!" "Well
Sevys bringing him!"
"sevy i mean me?? I'm here!!"
said sevy.
"If your here why isn't Voldy here?? Why are you
here and Voldy isnt?? Wheres Voldy??"
(lots of
shrugging of shoulders)
"CISSY!! Minor
problem..."
"What?? Whats wrong??"
"vol.."
"Is it the presants?? did you break one??"
"no..its
vol"
"dont say the ballons popped!!"
"No!
we forg"
"is it...DRACO LEAVE THE BLOODLY BIRDS
ALONE!!...the paper hats??"
"NO!! WE FORGOT
TO GET VOLDY!!"
No need to shout! And anyway WE
didn't...YOU were meant to pick him up"
"was not""was
to"was not""was to"was not""was to"was
not""was to"was not""was to""LUCIUS
MALFOY YES YOU WERE!!"
"okay dear..i'll go get
him...ah...i should go now?!"
Everyone"YES!!"
"right
then..."
(15 mins later...)
"He's here i got him
see!!" called Lucy dragging him by the arm half dressed!"See
he's fine!!" Voldy looks scared!
everyone goes
quiet..."SURPISE!!"
"Oh you guys! You shouldn't
have!" blushed Voldy.
everyones gets seated and it
starts...finally!
"Where'd you put the cake?" whispered
Cissy to Lucy.
"What do you where'd i put it??there was
never a cake to put anywhere! i have nothing to do with the cake! i
dont even like cake !!"
"what. Do. You. Mean..NO
CAKE!!" She whispers angerly.
"ha...I was sussposed to
get the cake when i got him..but i forgot him so i forgot the cake
too so theres no cake to be had nor put anywhere..i see the
problem...hahahaha...i'mgonnagomak
eacakenow!!" "You
do that!"
(In the kitchen)
"right how hard can it
be to make a cake?? Wheres that house elf?? DOBBY!! Wait he left 4
years ago..oh crap.."
"Okay don't panic...everythings
gonna be just fine Oh what do you know! Oh shut up!! No you shut up!!
Unless you can cook a cake be quiet..i thought so!"
"okay
ill just make it up as i go along.." he starts throwing
flour(the whole bag...including the actual bag into the bowl), eggs
(shells and
all),icing,candles,cream,butter,milk,ch
ocolate,bananas,cheese,ragu
sauce,coleslaw and much much MUCH more!!
"lovely! Lets just
give that a mix...right in the oven with it"
holding the bowl
he looks around the kitchen..."where be the oven...?!
Ahhhhh...Here possibly?? Well it is now!!" he starts fiddling
around with some knobs. "how hot? 100...150...350 it is!! do
it quicker!!" Shoves the bowl(spoon and all) inside!
(Forty
mins and alot of smoke later...)
he tips the charred
contents(spoon and all) onto a plate..."needs abit of
colour...looks abit dead" giving it a poke. quickly covers it
in green icing.
"ITS READY!!" he carries it out!
Cissy smiles "where are the candles dear?!" Lucy looks
down "Ah...in the..ca..ke. Thats not right is it"
"no...well light something"
"The
spoon!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOOOO YOOUUUUUUUUUUU...!!
Everyone
sings as he carries the green...thing with the spoon on fire to voldy
who claps his hands and blows it out! "Can i have a piece
now?"
"NO!! I mean why not wait till later much
later..tomorrow in fact!! if then!!"
"Time for
presents!!" shouts Cissy!!
(5 mins later)
Voldy is
barely visible behind wrapping paper,surrounded by
books,scarfs,hats,wigs,shoes,fake noses,billowing robes(in a variety
of blacks),magazines-we wont go into detail readers digest and the
sort-harry potter voodoo dolls,among others!"Draco its your
turn!"
"My turn you say...ah...ammm...well...my
presant is...gone."
"Gone where?!"
"That..is
an excellent point you raise..i dont know"
"well...find
it!NOW!!"
"Ya...right will do..here its
aaaaaaa...pet...spoon NO PEACOCK!!"
"YES!! A
peacock!! Come here peacock!!"(and off he goes)
"DRACO
LEVAE THEM ALONE!!"