Chapter One: The Real Reason why Batman and Robin Separated
One day, Batman was sitting in the Batcave with Robin. There was nothing of interest to do, so they just sat there in silence. Doing nothing.
"I'm bored," said Robin.
"I know," replied Batman.
"How?"
"How what?"
"How do you know?"
"Because I just do."
"You probably have some creepy Thought-Scanning device in here somewhere. I bet you do. Stop scanning my thoughtwaves! IT BURNS!"
"I don't have a thought scanner."
"Oh."
Silence.
"Can we order Chinese food?"
"No."
"But I'm hungry!"
"No."
"Pizza?"
"No."
"Burger King?"
"No."
"McDonalds?"
"No."
"Horseradish?"
"I didn't know that you could order horseradish. Oh, and ew, no."
Silence.
"I want a ping-pong table."
"Good for you."
"Can you buy me one?"
"No."
"Is that all you ever say?"
"No."
"Yes it is! Mainly, anyway."
"Wow."
"YAY! You said something different!"
Silence.
"I'm still hungry."
"God, you're annoying."
"Nuh-uh."
"Yeah-huh."
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Silence.
"Can we order pizza?"
"You're really annoying."
"Fine, if that's the way you feel, I'm leaving!"
"Feel free. Exit's that way."
"No, seriously. I'm out."
"Go, get a move on."
Silence.
"Do I really have to leave?"
"Yep."
Silence, again.
"I'm hungry."
"Out. Now."
"You're mean. God."
"Good to know."
"So... uh... bye..."
"Toodles."
"Adios."
"Farewell."
"OK, bye."
"Get out. Seriously. Go."
"Jeez."
"Leave, or I might just scan you're thoughts."
Robin scurried out with his conveniently pre-packed suit case.