A Ninja's Guide to Random Stuff
Kinzu: We is back peoplz! That means more randomness!
Nightshade: Let's get to the point. We've invited a bunch of characters from various T.V. shows to a party and things may get out of hand. Especially since my chainsaw keeps slipping when I try to carve the ice swan!
Kinzu: You have no respect for decor man.
Ding dong!
Kinzu: Looks like their here!(opens door)
Ash: Hel-
Nightshade: Whoah! (slips on ice swan's demented face)
Ash: Eeeep! (Gets hit by chainsaw)
Kinzu: (looks at watch) Hmm, someone died in the first 15 seconds. Took longer than I expected.
Nightshade: Ugghhh...hey, what kind of garnish is that? (Looks at blood oozing from Ash) Whatever. It'll have to do for now. (pours blood on salad)
Kinzu: I just lost my appetite.
Naruto: Is there any ramen? I'm starved!
Sakura: Be considerate Naruto! (Hits Naruto)
Pochi: Goro! (Hearts in eyes)
Izumi: No Pochi! Bad! (Tries to refrain Pochi from "tasting" Sakura)
Sakura: Say, haven't I seen you be-
Kinzu: Nope. Never.
Sakura: No, I'm pretty sure...
Kinzu: You've got the wrong guy.
Yugi: Anyone up for duel monsters?
Nightshade: I've got one of those evil ideas that make bad guys grin.
Joey: So why aren't you grinning then?
Nightshade: Cause I'm not evil. I'm ebil. (Whispers to Kinzu)
Kinzu: Heh heh...
Lesson one: How to kill of two idiots with one dart
Kinzu: What say we have an eating contest? Whoever can eat the most without barfing wins!
Yugi: You're on!(starts shoveling down food)
Kinzu: (shoves food off plate onto the floor) Heh heh heh...
A little while later...
Yugi: Ughhh...(looks like over-inflated balloon) I couldn't eat another bite...
Kinzu: Say, Yugi. Isn't that some guy with a golden eye?
Yugi: Pegasus! Oh no!
Kinzu: (grabs puzzle thing) Ha! (Throws puzzle off the edge of balcony)
Yugi: Nooooooo! (jumps after puzzle)
Joey: Yugi! Hang on! (runs to railing)
Yugi: I'm so fat I can float! And that's a good thing!
Kinzu: Adios. (Throws dart which deflates Yugi as he falls to his doom)
Joey: Yuuuuugi!
Nightshade: (throws penny off the balcony)
Joey: Hey look. A penny! (jumps after penny)
Leila: Don't throw away your life for him!
Joey: Yugi? I'm doing this for the penny!
Bender: Ha ha! That meat bag's boned! (puffs cigar)
Nightshade: Lesson over.
Pochi: Goro goro! (chases Izumi)
Kinzu: There's nothing good on T.V. (looks at Pochi chasing Izumi)
Nightshade: Go get the popcorn.
Izumi: Someone help me!
Bender: Know what always help me forget my problems? Laughing at other people's misery! Ha ha ha ha!
Leila: Bender, that's cruel.
Bender: I know it baby cakes. (puffs cigar)
Kinzu: This show's getting boring. (clicks remote) And the dumb remote is broken!
Kakashi: I hate to state the obvious, but how are you going to accomplish anything by clicking the remote in Izumi's direction?
Kinzu: What say we all head out back to the kareoke machine?
All but Nightshade and Naruto: Yeeaaah!
Nightshade: Oh great. I hate singing.
Naruto: Right after I finish my ramen!
Lesson Two: It is highly advised that you plug your ears while a girl sings
Kinzu: Who's up first?
Sakura: Pick me! Pick me!
Kinzu: Oh fine. Just sing and get it over with.
Nightshade: Couldn't I have a quick death as apposed to slow and painful?
Sakura: I'm going to be singing "Hollaback girl"
Uh huh, that's my (beep). All the girls wanna be like-
Nightshade: Good lord no!
Bender: Get that Jackass off the stage! Give her the cane!
Kinzu: Spare my senses! I'm going deaf!
Sakura: I'm not that bad, am I?
Bender: To hell you are! (throws beer can at Sakura)
Leila: Stop her before I have only one ear too!
Nightshade: Get off the stage! You don't even deserve to tap dance for preschoolers! (hits Sakura with large stick)
Kinzu: Throw her limp body off the stage and be done with it! Who's singing next?
Izumi: Maybe I should...
Bender: I sure hope your better than the last jerk!
Izumi: I'll be singing "Respect"
"R E S P E C T! Find out what it means to me..."(music keeps playing in back round)
Kinzu: Well, she's better than forehead girl. But I still don't like it.
Nightshade: Any minute now, something is going to spoil this performance.
Pochi: Goro! (jumps on stage to chase Izumi)
Nightshade: What did I tell ya?
Kinzu: Anyway, the next person singing will be...
Izumi: Leave my bra alone!
Kinzu: 0o Anyway, next up is Nightshade.
Nightshade: You'll never take me alive!
Kinzu: Well, it's hard to imagine your dead body singing, so I'll have to.
Nightshade: Oh no...I'm doomed. Just shoot me now and be done with it. I guess I'll sing "When I'm Gone", but after that I'll shoot the D.J.
There's another world inside of me
That you may never see
There's secrets in this life
That I can hide
Somewhere in this darkness
There's a light that I can't find
Maybe it's too far away...
Or maybe I'm just blind...
Or maybe I'm just blind...
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
And love me when I'm gone
Everything I am
And everything in me
Wants to be the one
You wanted me to be
I'll never let you down
Even if I could
I'd give up everything
If only for your good
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
You can hold me when I'm scared
You won't always be there
So love me when I'm gone
Love me when I'm gone...
When your reusation x-ray
Can not see under my skin
I won't tell you a damn thing
That I could not tell my friends
Now roaming through this darkness
I'm alive but I'm alone
Part of me is fighting this
But part of me is gone
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
And love me when I'm goneEverything I am
And everything in me
wants to be the one
You wanted me to be
I'll never let you down
Even if I could
I'd give up everything
If only for your good
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
You can hold me when I'm scared
You won't always be there
So love me when I'm gone
Maybe I'm just blind...
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
And love me when I'm gone
Everything I am
And everything in me
Wants to be the one
You wanted me to be
I'll never let you down
Even if I could
I'd give up everything
If only for your good
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
You can hold me when I'm scared
You won't always be there
So love me when I'm gone
Love me when I'm gone...
Whoa, whoa..
Love me when I'm gone
When I'm Gone
When I'm Gone
When I'm Gone...
Kinzu: OMG
Bender: Oh lordy!
Naruto: (stops eating ramen) What in the world?
Nightshade: (shoots kareoke machine) Well? What did it sound like?
Kinzu: It was actually...decent.
Izumi: It was inspiring!
Bender: Jeez lady! Put some clothes on!
Pochi: Goro!
Izumi: Eeeepppp!
Kinzu: Ahem...after a very unexpected performance by Nightshade, we are moving on. Next up will be...(drum roll) Bender!
Bender: Ha! I'll sing better than all you losers, cause I'm singing a traditional robot folk song, "Mr.Robato"
"Domo arigato Mr.robato, domo...domo...domo arigato Mr.robato, domo...domo...
Misty: Typical. I mean, what can you expect from a robot pokemon?
Bender: You dare mistake me for a little ugly thing? Bite my shiny metal ass! I challenge you to poke battle! Hit it you sorry excuse for a kareoke machine! (Battle music plays)
Misty: Go, Garados! Use water blast attack!
Garados missed!
Bender: I use "beer can shot!" (throws beer bottle at Garados)
It was super effective! Garados was knocked out! Misty was out of available pokemon!
Bender: Eh heh heh heh...(steals Misty's wallet) Hah hah, you suck!
Kinzu: When we return, we'll be back with more kareoke! It looks like Sasuke is singing next! That'll be interesting...