A/N: Hi, so far my only other story has basically no reviews so I thought maybe all you guys would like a Death Note story better, so tell me if this sucks or not, but don't be mean Enjoy! Characters are ooc.

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note.

There was no turning back now, Mello had already done it. Now all he had to do was wait in secrecy. Roger would kill him, Matt would be ashamed, and Near… Near would be an arrogant buffoon as always. But none of it mattered anymore. A truck pulled next to the building Mello was standing by. Perfect, right on time. Mello walked out of the ally way he was hiding in and walked towards the truck. A shady figure jumped out of the front and looked at him.

"Are you Mr. Mello?" he whispered so no one would over hear them.

"Yeah. You got the stuff?" Mello asked in his best serious voice, but on the inside he was leaping with joy and screaming.

"All in here," answered the man as he patted the truck, "and the money?"

Mello pulled out a large suit case full of cash. Matt would never be able to buy a video game again, but this was more important. "All here. Let me check to see you're not lying." Mello opened the back of the truck to see his beautiful order: Ten crates of solid chocolate bunnies with hand guns, his future army.

"Now hand over the money," the man demanded. Mello handed him the brief case and lugged the crates of warrior bunnies back to Wammy's.

"Now, my beautiful army, rise I say, RISE!" Mello yelled at the top of his lungs. Out from the crates rose about a hundred solid chocolate bunnies, with hand guns. "Now," said Mello, barely keeping himself from exploding with excitement. "First thing I want you to do, is take over the security office; half of you go and half of you stay. If you fail, I will EAT YOU!" Half the bunnies went marching out of the room. Shortly after, Mello heard the girlish screams of Roger, and the bunnies returned.

"Good! Now, take over all of Wammy's! Go my children, go!" Mello yelled enthusiastically; he hadn't anticipated this to go so well. Once Mello ruled Wammy's, L would see he should be number one, not Near, HIM! Then Mello noticed something, two chocolate bunnies not taking over Wammy's.

"Finally!" he yelled over enthusiastically, "Now that you have failed me I shall EAT!" Mello then lunged at the bunnies and violently ate them alive in a savage, barbaric manner. Then out of exhaustion and eating living chocolate, Mello fell into a coma.

When Mello woke from his chocolate induced coma he noticed Matt in the corner.

"What the hell are you doing in here? This is my center of command!" Mello screamed.

"So. Many. Bunnies." Matt mumbled as he rocked in fetal position. This raised only one question for Mello: why wasn't Wammy's taken over yet? Mello ran out of the room only to see that his army of chocolate bunnies had turned into one huge bunny. Mello screamed. Everything went silent for a moment, until Mello lunged at the beast, devouring the bunny's arm.

"You have failed me bunnies, now you must die!" he yelled as he pounced at it's leg. It went on like this for several minutes until finally Mello was finishing off the last off the bunny's eyes.

"Mello," began Roger in an ashamed tone, "You bought tons of living chocolate bunnies and released them into Wammy's to eat them, and you're still not fat." Roger then sighed and went to his nonexistent office and Mello went into another chocolate induced coma.

And Matt was still sitting in his corner, being traumatized. The end.

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