A/N: I don't own Obsessed by Mariah Carey nor do I own the Twilight characters. I do, however own this plot! Please R&R, if you want to at least..
I don't like to force people to review :) Enjoy.....
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It was about two in the afternoon and I was in my room. Jake had promised to come over because he had to fix my computer. Yeah, like that would improve my social life. Getting on Facebook or Twittering, or MySpace. Haa, I snorted at the thought. My only connection to other people is my cellphone, and even that isn't dependable since I phase all the time. I don't even know why my mom forced Jacob to fix my computer. We hate each other, him pining over that stupid,selfish,leech loving necrophile. And me pining over our beloved Alpha, or so he put it.
I decided to pass the time, I would check my phone for new texts. As I scrolled down my Aeon touch screen phone, my inbox said I had 2 new messages. I opened the first one and it was from Rosalie. Rose and I had tentatively started a friendship until we were BFFs. The phone was actually a gift from her. Anyway I read what she wrote; What's wrong Mutt? Cat got your tongue? Lol :) Call me soon or you'll have to face Alice!! I laughed when I read that, such a bitch.
The next one was from a number I had gotten pissed at seeing. Ughh couldn't he leave me alone?! As I was about to read it Jake walked in holding some sort of techy wiry mess.
"Hey Leah, I'm here to fix that ancient thing you call a computer.", he smirked. I gave him a fierce glare and just decided to ignore him. He strutted in a annoying cocky way, it was kinda cute.Woa Leah hold on did you just call Jacob Black cute?!?!
"Just shut up and fix the damn thing already.", I growled in a low voice. His smirk only grew wider and he walked to the computer.
Deciding to go through with my 'ignore Jake' plan I went to check what he wrote this time. I already told him to fuck off and leave me alone. Hey Babe. Miss me? Couse you do. Why don't you come over to my house so we can add you and me,subtract our clothes,divide your legs an multiply? Don't worry I'll make you scream my name so much you'll be begging for this daddy's fish fry ;P I snarled at the last part. That bastard how dare he say that?!
Jake looked up from the piece of shit he was working on and raised and eyebrow. I just shook my head at him and looked back down to the message Mike Newton sent me and groaned. This is the kind of messages I've been recieving for the past weeks. Apparently he's gotten over his thing for Bella and became obsessed with me, literally. A bunch of kids asked me how come I was going out with Newton and I had to spend days convincing them! Everyone in Forks and La Push knew except for the pack. They were too ignorant to notice.
"Honestly Leah, stop it. I know I'm incredibly sexy and you have wet dreams of me but no noises now, ok?", he said faking annoyance. What a jerk! Adorably hot...shut up Leah!
"Haa in your dreams Black! Now shut the hell up so I can make a call." I scowled at him.
He just shrugged and thankfully went back to work. I decided to annoy him and call Rose knowing how much he hated her. I opened my phone and and dialed her number.
"Hello?", her musical voice on the phone. From my periphal vision I saw Jacob frown and roll his eyes. I smirked this time and answered Rose.
"Oh hey Rose. Guess what happened.", I told her my head hanging off the side of the bed.
"Ummm..you imprinted on a poodle and turns out it was rich and you took it for a walk in the park. Then it pooped on your shoe but you forgave it because you would do anything for it?"
"Worse", Jacob smiled hearing our conversation, obviously, "Jacob's at my house." I said all dramatically and snickered.
"Oh no! You have my deepest sympathy", Rose drawled sarcastically. I chuckled, she was the best.
"No seriously now. I got another fucking text from that bastard and it's the worst yet!"
"Damnit, shit! What does it say?!"
"You do not wanna hear it, you'll have to see for yourself! I'll forward it. While I was reading it I was like, why you so obsessed with me?"
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A/N: Well, is it good? If you can please review so I can see what I should work on. Umm, if there is any confusion this is post Breaking Dawn, there will be slight Blackwater, and Loch Ness never happened [sorry to Ness lovers]. Thank you for reading!
P.S I got the computer fixing part from a fic I read. And the 'fish-fry'part from a parody, I think it's called "The Erotic Awakening of Bella Swan". I forgot the computer-fixing fic name but I thank those people! If there are more ideas from other fics thank you, too!