Okay a girl who asked to go by Rose asked me if I'd do this. It sounds cool, so why not. In your review, leave a small plot for me and I will write it. Only couples I'll write is Kuwabara/Yusuke, Kuwabara/Hiei, Kurama/Hiei. I want the plots all to be done for friendship purposes and the entire group (Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara) need to be involved. No Kuwabara bashing, and no yusuke/keiko. Ew. Alright enjoy Rose's challenge to me.

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"How many times do I have to say, 'Hell no,' Urameshi!? I mean I must have said it ten times now!"

"Come on Kuwabara!"

"Hell no!"

"Sixteen…" Hiei called from the couch a book in his hand.

Kuwabara growled, "Sixteen what?" Hiei closed the book glancing back, "Sixteen times you've said 'Hell no,' so far." Kuwabara let a frail smile play on his face as Yusuke complained at to whose side Hiei was on. Hiei opened the book again and bluntly said, "Look I agree with Kuwabara…learning how to ride a bike is pointless…just another foolish human contraption. He just doesn't want to ride a bike…I don't see why anyone would."

"Hiei you only say that because you don't know how to ride a bike either," Kurama chuckled from a soft sofa chair flipping through the t.v. channels on Kuwabara's humble television set. Hiei snorted rolling his eyes, "Like I should know how to ride some meaningless…metal thing…especially when it's a human's meaningless trick for enjoyment."

"For once I agree with Hiei!" Kuwabara muttered glaring at Yusuke.

Yusuke sighed looking put out, "All I asked, was for us to go out for a bike ride…hey let's go have some fun, I said. You say you don't know how to ride a bike, and I offered to teach you, I don't see why you gotta get all bent out of shape!"

Kuwabara let out a groan, and then walked towards the kitchen ranting and raving about a million things.

"Yusuke," Kurama sighed, "There's obviously a reason there for Kuwabara not wanting to learn how to ride a bike…don't keep asking. Maybe he had bad experience with his bike. Like he…I don't know fell off a bridge or something…something that got him scared of bikes." Yusuke pouted folding his arms across his chest. "But it's just a bike."

"Well, maybe when little Kuwabara was riding his little bike one day he was snatched up by a big scary human who then molested his poor little boy body."

Kurama and Yusuke looked at Hiei who was still reading a book, mouths open in shock at what he said. "Hiei!" Kurama finally snapped appalled. Yusuke however, has started laughing, "Hiei where did you get that idea that Kuwabara was molested?" Yusuke sat down still laughing and Hiei waited for him to finish before he answered the question.

"He shows all the signs doesn't he?" Hiei coolly said turning a page, "He fights, he's defensive, he keeps many secrets away from us, ever notice he flinches if you touch his waist?" As Hiei continued to ramble on Yusuke began to grow pale, and finally jumped up, called his friend's name and went into the kitchen.

Kurama turned off the t.v. glaring at Hiei, "Hiei why did you do that? You know Yusuke is gullible!" Hiei closed the book, having decided it was boring anyway and smirked at Kurama. He placed his hands behind his head, and Hiei said coolly, "If Yusuke is too dumb not to realize that Kuwabara hates bikes since Yusuke had to chase Kuwabara down on one when Sensui kidnapped him then by all means I feel I have the right to mess with him. Yusuke and Kuwabara are dumb but today, Yusuke takes the cake."

"MOESTED? URAMESHI WHAT THE HELL!?" Suddenly came a blast from the kitchen.

"DUDE! YOU CAN TELL ME! I'M HERE FOR YOU-JESUS! ARE YOU-PUT DOWN THE FRYING PAN! KUWABARA! WHOA! STOP IT!"

The sounds of crashing followed from the kitchen, and Kuwabara raving again. Kurama sunk low in the chair covering his face with his hands. "Oh God Hiei what have you done?" The red head moaned as Hiei smirked chuckling with pride. "I have made this very boring day fun!" Hiei said sighing contently as he heard what sounded like a small explosion from the kitchen.

End of this one.