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Chapter 1 : Dont

Hermione Granger's life sucked, you could say that. Things weren't going the way she planned. First of all, her job at the Ministry was paying well. Next, her fiance Ron Weasly was abusing her. And lastly, her beloved friend Harry Potter (whom she had an affair with) died yesterday.

Distressed, she headed to the pub where she could find an escape from her sad life. Hermione could hear the beating music as she approached. She pushed the door opened and instantly the music boomed into her eardrums. She made her way to the bar and slumped in one of the stools.

"3 oh! 3 firewhiskey." she told the buff bartender who was wiping a mug with a dirty rag. The man popped open a bottle and slid it to her. She drank everything in one gulp, and slammed the bottle down. "More." she gasped.

The bartender stared at her in disbelief. Rarely had he seen a girl do that. "Woo-hoo!" he exclaimed.

Hermione drank five bottles straight non-stop. Her head was starting to pound, the six bottles before her looked like twelve in her blurry vision.

"Hey you," a pale man with silver blonde hair called out. He looked very familiar, yet Hermione could not remember him. "black dress, with the tights underneath. I got the breath of the last firewhisky on my teeth."

"Me?" Hermione pointed at herself and tried to walk properly over to him, but stumbled into his arms.

The pale man laughed. "You're an actress but you aint no need."

She stared at him and finally recognized who he was. Drake...Maloy, something like that..., Hermione thought. Thinking made her head hurt. She was unsure of his name so she said, "You're that rich boy who's got money from your parents!"

Draco laughed again and nodded. "To-to-t-ongues," He stuttered. "always pressed to your cheek. While my tongue is on the inside of some other girl's teeth." He said licking his lips. "And tell you're boyfriend that I aint effing scared of him." Draco chuckled. "You want to touch me."

Hermione raised her eyesbrows and gulped from his drink. "Woo-hoo." Then she looked dizzily at him. "I don't trust you." she said, pointing a finger at him.

Draco leaned in and whispered in her ear, "Never trust nobody, hoe."

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A/N: This is the shortest chapter I've ever written. Ahaha. This story is so blahdiblah. Gawd am I bored. I hope you liked it anyway. The next chapter is going to be the next verse. :) This story will only have 3 chapters, btw.

Anyway, please, please, please REVIEW! And read my other stories too! I have another Dramione story, so check out!

Love,

.Alessandra Weasley.