Got dem Baby Blues'
[Timmy is strapped onto a fan and is spinning rapidly]
Timmy: Woo-hoo!!! This is gre-e-e-a-a-a-at!!
Wanda: It does look like fun!
Cosmo: Now Timmy actually has a fan!
[Cosmo and Wanda laugh]
Timmy: I'm lovin' this!!
Cosmo and Wanda: And we're happy!
Timmy: And the co-o-o-o-o-ol part about all of this is that nothin' bad has happened yet! Even though it's Friday!
Cosmo: Friday?
Timmy: The-whoo! The 13th!!
Cosmo: The 13th?!
Wanda: Oh no!
[Wanda makes the fan stop and unstraps Timmy]
Timmy: What's goin' on?? Cosmo? Wanda?
Cosmo: My birthday's today!
Timmy: But-birthday??
Wanda: I know, today's Cosmo's birthday, the 13th of this month.
Timmy: So?
Cosmo: The 13th today is a Friday! The 13th! Get it?
Timmy: So it was unlucky today...so?
Cosmo: I have to turn into a baby today!
Timmy: WHAT?!
Wanda: {makes the Da Rules book appear and flips to a page}(reading) "If your birthday lands on Friday the 13th, you must become a baby again."
Timmy: Why?
Cosmo and Wanda: Bad luck!!
[Jorgen Von Strangle appears, glowing red]
Jorgen: Time to be a baby!
Cosmo: Noo!!
Timmy: Wait! Don't ya think it's kinda stupid?
Jorgen: Uh.....no!! Baby-time!!
[Jorgen zaps Cosmo and laughs]
Jorgen: Nighty-night! {disappears with a poof}
Cosmo: Aww! {low sound affect}Ooh...
Timmy: Ohh...well when is Cosmo gonna-{gasps}
[A baby Cosmo is on the floor with a green rattle and matching bib]
Cosmo: Goo-goo baba!!
Timmy: Gre-e-e-eat..{picks up Cosmo} When will this pass?
Wanda: Until the exact time Cosmo was born: 6:13 pm.
Timmy: That's gonna be a while..well, I guess we gotta take care of him..
[Cosmo pulls Timmy's hair]
Timmy: Ow!!
Wanda: This'll be a doozy...
[Cosmo pulls Wanda's hair]
Wanda: Ouch!!!
Cosmo: {laughs} (thinking) And a pain...
_______
[Cosmo is crying heavily and Timmy and Wanda pace back and forth, rocking him]
Timmy: {over Cosmo's crying} THIS....IS....IM...POSSIBLE!!
Wanda: Like...the...movie!
[Cosmo keeps crying]
Mom: (outside the room) Timmy? Are you okay? Is that you?
Timmy: (short gasp) Aw man! Mom! Cosmo! Quiet!
Mom: Timmy? {slowly opens the door}
Timmy: Aah! No!! {rams into the door, making it shut}
Mom: Timmy!! What has gotten-?!
Timmy: I'm uh...uh...rehearsing! Yeah! I'm, uh, trying out for some plays at my school!
Mom: Are you sure?
Cosmo: Waaah!!
Timmy: Really-really!! Waaah!! (dramatically) Oh, the agony! My lost love, Lenore!! {wails}
Mom: Beautiful, Timmy!! I'll help you later, then..keep it up! {walks away from the door and walks downstairs}
Timmy: That was soo close!
Wanda: Hmm...maybe he's hungry!
Cosmo: Waaah!!! Waaaah!!!
Timmy: He better be!! I wish for...baby-food!!
[Wanda quickly makes some jars of baby-food appear for Cosmo]
Cosmo: Yummy!! {eats some jars hungrily}
Timmy: The generation of today...
Wanda: And probably forever..
Cosmo: {burps} Dee-licious! Goo!
Timmy: Well, at least he came pre-burped.
Wanda: {yawns} Let's take a nap now..
Cosmo: (blinking sleepily) No nap-nap...
Timmy: (insistent) Oh YES, nap-nap...time for bed, Cosmo..
Cosmo: Sleep...
[Cosmo drifts off to sleep curled up on the floor, hugging a teddy bear]
Timmy: Fina- (suddenly falls asleep)
Wanda: The little dickens...es...
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[Shot of the door slightly ajar; camera pans toward Timmy. Wanda shakes him]
Wanda: Timmy! Timmy! Wake up!
Timmy: Trixie...raining-! No...wha....
Wanda: Timmy! Wakes up!!
Timmy: {snores}
[Wanda growls and turns into a foghorn and blares}
Timmy: Whoa!! {bolts up-right} What's goin' on?!
Wanda: Timmy! Cosmo's downstairs!
Timmy: What?!
Wanda: And he's with VICKY!!
Timmy: {gasps}
[Downstairs]
Vicky: YOU are the cutest baby I've ever seen! Unlike the twerp...
Cosmo: Goo-goo-baba!
Vicky: Aww!
Timmy: Oh man! Not good!
Wanda: (as a watch) We have to get Cosmo out of there! It's 6:08! We have five minutes before Cosmo turns back into himself, and if he turns back in front of Vicky-!!
Timmy: We gotta hurry!
[Timmy runs downstairs and dives behind the sofa. He peeks and spots a cooing Cosmo]
Timmy: Okay...uh...I wish for Vicky to have a boyfriend and he'll answer the door now!
Wanda: Okay! (glows)
Vicky: You are so- (doorbell rings) hopefully patient...{puts Cosmo down} Be right back!
[Vicky goes to answer the door]
Timmy: Okay! Let's go! {snatches Cosmo and grunts} Hea-vy!
Wanda: Hurry, Timmy! 2 minutes!
Vicky: {shuts the door} I wonder who that guy was...he runs so fast too!
Timmy: C'mon! {runs up the stairs}
Vicky: {spots Timmy with baby Cosmo} Hey!! Twerp, that's my baby! Get your own!! {runs toward the stairs}
Wanda: 1 minute!!
[Timmy runs into his room and locks the door]
Timmy: Change!!
Wanda: We didn't change him...shoot!
[Cosmo glows then pops up, fully-grown]
Cosmo: I'm me again!
Timmy: I need a doll! Now!
[Cosmo and Wanda take out their wands and smile; Vicky finally busts down the door]
Vicky: I may not hear happy but I hear suspicious!!
Timmy: (nervously) Uh...hey, Vick.
Vicky: Timmy! Where's the baby?!
Timmy: Baby? Pfft! That was a doll! See? {holds up a doll}
Doll: I'm annoying!
Vicky: A doll?! I'm missing "Depressing Lives" for that?! Argh! {stotms out, slamming the door}
Timmy: Phew..
Cosmo: That was fun!
Wanda and Timmy: (look at Cosmo and growl)
Cosmo: Uh...goo-goo?
[Timmy and Wanda tackle Cosmo]
Cosmo: Ack!! I'm a baby! I have rights!! Goo-gah boo!! Waaah!!
Timmy: Oh, YES! Nap time!!
Wanda: I hope we don't have to change him...
Cosmo: Ick!!
END!
[Timmy is strapped onto a fan and is spinning rapidly]
Timmy: Woo-hoo!!! This is gre-e-e-a-a-a-at!!
Wanda: It does look like fun!
Cosmo: Now Timmy actually has a fan!
[Cosmo and Wanda laugh]
Timmy: I'm lovin' this!!
Cosmo and Wanda: And we're happy!
Timmy: And the co-o-o-o-o-ol part about all of this is that nothin' bad has happened yet! Even though it's Friday!
Cosmo: Friday?
Timmy: The-whoo! The 13th!!
Cosmo: The 13th?!
Wanda: Oh no!
[Wanda makes the fan stop and unstraps Timmy]
Timmy: What's goin' on?? Cosmo? Wanda?
Cosmo: My birthday's today!
Timmy: But-birthday??
Wanda: I know, today's Cosmo's birthday, the 13th of this month.
Timmy: So?
Cosmo: The 13th today is a Friday! The 13th! Get it?
Timmy: So it was unlucky today...so?
Cosmo: I have to turn into a baby today!
Timmy: WHAT?!
Wanda: {makes the Da Rules book appear and flips to a page}(reading) "If your birthday lands on Friday the 13th, you must become a baby again."
Timmy: Why?
Cosmo and Wanda: Bad luck!!
[Jorgen Von Strangle appears, glowing red]
Jorgen: Time to be a baby!
Cosmo: Noo!!
Timmy: Wait! Don't ya think it's kinda stupid?
Jorgen: Uh.....no!! Baby-time!!
[Jorgen zaps Cosmo and laughs]
Jorgen: Nighty-night! {disappears with a poof}
Cosmo: Aww! {low sound affect}Ooh...
Timmy: Ohh...well when is Cosmo gonna-{gasps}
[A baby Cosmo is on the floor with a green rattle and matching bib]
Cosmo: Goo-goo baba!!
Timmy: Gre-e-e-eat..{picks up Cosmo} When will this pass?
Wanda: Until the exact time Cosmo was born: 6:13 pm.
Timmy: That's gonna be a while..well, I guess we gotta take care of him..
[Cosmo pulls Timmy's hair]
Timmy: Ow!!
Wanda: This'll be a doozy...
[Cosmo pulls Wanda's hair]
Wanda: Ouch!!!
Cosmo: {laughs} (thinking) And a pain...
_______
[Cosmo is crying heavily and Timmy and Wanda pace back and forth, rocking him]
Timmy: {over Cosmo's crying} THIS....IS....IM...POSSIBLE!!
Wanda: Like...the...movie!
[Cosmo keeps crying]
Mom: (outside the room) Timmy? Are you okay? Is that you?
Timmy: (short gasp) Aw man! Mom! Cosmo! Quiet!
Mom: Timmy? {slowly opens the door}
Timmy: Aah! No!! {rams into the door, making it shut}
Mom: Timmy!! What has gotten-?!
Timmy: I'm uh...uh...rehearsing! Yeah! I'm, uh, trying out for some plays at my school!
Mom: Are you sure?
Cosmo: Waaah!!
Timmy: Really-really!! Waaah!! (dramatically) Oh, the agony! My lost love, Lenore!! {wails}
Mom: Beautiful, Timmy!! I'll help you later, then..keep it up! {walks away from the door and walks downstairs}
Timmy: That was soo close!
Wanda: Hmm...maybe he's hungry!
Cosmo: Waaah!!! Waaaah!!!
Timmy: He better be!! I wish for...baby-food!!
[Wanda quickly makes some jars of baby-food appear for Cosmo]
Cosmo: Yummy!! {eats some jars hungrily}
Timmy: The generation of today...
Wanda: And probably forever..
Cosmo: {burps} Dee-licious! Goo!
Timmy: Well, at least he came pre-burped.
Wanda: {yawns} Let's take a nap now..
Cosmo: (blinking sleepily) No nap-nap...
Timmy: (insistent) Oh YES, nap-nap...time for bed, Cosmo..
Cosmo: Sleep...
[Cosmo drifts off to sleep curled up on the floor, hugging a teddy bear]
Timmy: Fina- (suddenly falls asleep)
Wanda: The little dickens...es...
_______
[Shot of the door slightly ajar; camera pans toward Timmy. Wanda shakes him]
Wanda: Timmy! Timmy! Wake up!
Timmy: Trixie...raining-! No...wha....
Wanda: Timmy! Wakes up!!
Timmy: {snores}
[Wanda growls and turns into a foghorn and blares}
Timmy: Whoa!! {bolts up-right} What's goin' on?!
Wanda: Timmy! Cosmo's downstairs!
Timmy: What?!
Wanda: And he's with VICKY!!
Timmy: {gasps}
[Downstairs]
Vicky: YOU are the cutest baby I've ever seen! Unlike the twerp...
Cosmo: Goo-goo-baba!
Vicky: Aww!
Timmy: Oh man! Not good!
Wanda: (as a watch) We have to get Cosmo out of there! It's 6:08! We have five minutes before Cosmo turns back into himself, and if he turns back in front of Vicky-!!
Timmy: We gotta hurry!
[Timmy runs downstairs and dives behind the sofa. He peeks and spots a cooing Cosmo]
Timmy: Okay...uh...I wish for Vicky to have a boyfriend and he'll answer the door now!
Wanda: Okay! (glows)
Vicky: You are so- (doorbell rings) hopefully patient...{puts Cosmo down} Be right back!
[Vicky goes to answer the door]
Timmy: Okay! Let's go! {snatches Cosmo and grunts} Hea-vy!
Wanda: Hurry, Timmy! 2 minutes!
Vicky: {shuts the door} I wonder who that guy was...he runs so fast too!
Timmy: C'mon! {runs up the stairs}
Vicky: {spots Timmy with baby Cosmo} Hey!! Twerp, that's my baby! Get your own!! {runs toward the stairs}
Wanda: 1 minute!!
[Timmy runs into his room and locks the door]
Timmy: Change!!
Wanda: We didn't change him...shoot!
[Cosmo glows then pops up, fully-grown]
Cosmo: I'm me again!
Timmy: I need a doll! Now!
[Cosmo and Wanda take out their wands and smile; Vicky finally busts down the door]
Vicky: I may not hear happy but I hear suspicious!!
Timmy: (nervously) Uh...hey, Vick.
Vicky: Timmy! Where's the baby?!
Timmy: Baby? Pfft! That was a doll! See? {holds up a doll}
Doll: I'm annoying!
Vicky: A doll?! I'm missing "Depressing Lives" for that?! Argh! {stotms out, slamming the door}
Timmy: Phew..
Cosmo: That was fun!
Wanda and Timmy: (look at Cosmo and growl)
Cosmo: Uh...goo-goo?
[Timmy and Wanda tackle Cosmo]
Cosmo: Ack!! I'm a baby! I have rights!! Goo-gah boo!! Waaah!!
Timmy: Oh, YES! Nap time!!
Wanda: I hope we don't have to change him...
Cosmo: Ick!!
END!