Well, I had to go a dialogue project for school, and this is the first part of it. It's kinda makin' fun of the watered down Naruto CN is currently throwing around. If anyone wants the secound part than comment, kay? By the way My Minion say's Hi.
I don't own Naruto...or Neji...or Kakashi...or any character coming from Masashi Kishimoto for that matter...
Security Gaurd Neji
A dialogue
by lowfat-jellydoughnut and her minion
Neji- Hey!
Naruto- Huh?
Neji- I saw that!
Naruto- Ha ha, someone got busted
Neji- I'm talking to you Naruto. So don't look so worried Kakashi.
Naruto- Ah! Where'd you come from Neji?
Neji- More importantly, put that playnin magazine back.
Naruto- What Playnin?
Neji- You're hiding it in you jacket.
Naruto- I'm gonna buy it!
Neji- Oh come on Naruto, everyone knows you're the poorest ninja in the village.
Naruto- Well, I can at least buy porn.
Neji- No you can't. You're underage Naruto..
Naruto- Wait, here's my ID!
Neji- What's the point of showing me an ID that still says you're underage?
Naruto- ...Oh...Right...but it's not for me! It's for ...Kakashi! Yea!
Neji- No it's not, he just bought one. He doesnot need tow...
Naruto- Oh...well..
Neji- Put it back.
Naruto- PIMP SLAP NO JUTSU!
Neji- That won't work on me...
Naruto- Ow! Ow! Let go of my whiskers! How do you know all this anyway?
Neji- Um, Hyuga clan. Byakugan. It's my inherited blood line.
Naruto- Well, you're not using it right now.
Neji- Byakugan!
Naruto- Oooh shit.
Neji- Oh..
Naruto- Okay listen, you said I'm the poorest ninja, and well, I need some ramen.
Neji- This is interesting...
Naruto- I'm really sorry, I'll give back the peanut butter and bananas.
Neji- I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you.
Naruto- It's just that I'm really hungry!
Neji- I don't care about the food Naruto, or even the porn anymore.
Naruto- Oh? Really? Then I'll just be leaving if there isn't a problem.
Neji- Hold it!
Naruto- What?!
Neji- Why are you wearing Hinata's underware?
Naruto- What's wrong with Hinata's underware? Can't anyone wear it?
Neji- No! Don't you know the laws of the Hyuga clan? Only Hyuga's can wear Hyuga underware. Are you a Hyuga? I think not!
Naruto- Well, how do you know it's Hinata's underware I'm wearing?
Neji- I do her laundry.
Naruto- What? I thought you hated Hinata and everyone in the main branch.
Neji- I'm a lesser member of the family. I must do the laundry.
Naruto- I'm...so sorry...
Neji- Anyway, Hinata is only supposed to mate inside the family!
Naruto- Oh, come on Neji! Can't you just be happy I got laid?
Neji- No! Now die!
Naruto- I got some! Believe it!