The Materia Song (Sung by Yuffie Kisaragi)
By Charles Xavier
(Parody of 'I Want It That Way' by the Backstreet Boys)
Yeah…
I'll cast an Ice 3
Along with Demi.
Time to use Barrier.
I like Materia!
I'll call on Titan,
And then on Leviathan.
I've caught Alexander,
Trapped in a Materia!
Tell me why…I need another Enemy Skill.
Tell me why…I got that Elemental.
Tell me why…I sold my house for Ultima.
I want Materia!
I'll use a Deathblow
On a fat Chocobo.
Oh, sugoi! There's Elena.
I'll snatch her Materia!
Gonna buy…a mighty Quadra Magic.
Gonna buy…Knights of the Round and Phoenix
From some guy…I've never met from Shinra.
Stole his Materia!
I am the slob who
Is likely to rob you
With two seconds left to go, whoa!
Got Ifrit or Shiva?
I'll always deceive ya,
As long as you've got some dough!
I'll take your Speed Plus.
Hand me HP Plus.
I'll take…I'll take…I'll take…I'll take…
I've hit the jackpot!
GP keeps flying in the air,
In the Gold Saucer's Battle Square
Won all the rounds in that area.
Oh, yeah! All thanks to my Materia!
Wanna buy…the lightning striking Ramuh!
Watch out guys…you mess with me, he'll shock you!
Gonna cry…I don't have Underwater.
Where's that Materia!
Wanna buy…Manipulate and Comet,
Master Magic and Bahamut.
Don't know why…I'm such a spoilt ninja.
I love Materia!
Yes, I love Materia…