Journal Entry – A Stormy Night – Sometime around Midnight

"Haha. BaKanda, you're so cute." Allen ruffled Yuu-chan's hair affectionately, a big grin on his face. A positive image, it was.

Yuu-chan was probably the negative image. He scowled as he glanced up at the once-shorter teen. "Shut up, bean sprout. Just 'cause we're like this…" He glanced at me, then threw up his hand to show that we were short, "doesn't give you the right to call me cute. Stupid bean sprout."

I grinned, despite our situation. "But isn't this great, Yuu-chan? You can be cuddled by Allen for once."

Instantly, they both went tense. I could feel the tension streaming from their bodies, and, seeing as it was fun, I decided to push it along. With a smirk, I grinned. "What? I won't pretend I don't know about you two and your secret relationship," I said, emphasizing "relationship" in particular. "I heard you two the other night… Man, you guys are loud. Allen, you need to learn to keep it down."

The other night, when I had been taking a quick stroll through headquarters after some hardcore studying in the library, I had happened to pass by Allen's room and heard him groaning. Curious and interested, I had peered through the keyhole and saw Yuu-chan doing very inappropriate things to his little beansprout. 3 Very interesting. Very interesting, indeed.

They both went tense again, and I saw Yuu-chan's lips move—just a tiny bit, but I could still read what he said. "Damn it, stupid bean sprout. I told you that you were being too loud; learn to be quiet."

"Well, it's hard to if you're doing that…" Allen mouthed, turning away to walk off. His newly grown long hair bobbed up and down.

I couldn't help but chuckle. After the Lulubell and Level 4 incident, Yuu-chan had taken to Allen quite a lot. I personally think it's because Yuu-chan originally pushed him away because it was too easy to lose him—the Level 4 incident showed him that Allen wasn't one to die too quickly.

After all, Yuu-chan was a pretty, pretty, bitchy girl-guy. And—he was Allen's pretty-pretty, bitchy girl-guy.

With a quick smirk, I grabbed Yuu-chan's sleeve (or should I Panda-grandpa's? We were both wearing his clothes, after all…). "Hey, hey, Yuu-chan!" I chirped, ignoring the death glare thrown my way. "Let's go help out!"

The entire day was hectic. Komui and his stupid Komu-vitan D… I shake my head now, just thinking about the horrors. After I got bitten by that stupid Panda-grandpa, I don't remember anything. I hear, though, that although Komurin Ex originally created the vaccine, it got destroyed and Bak came back to save us. Hooray for the Lenalee-stalker branch chief, Bak Chan.

So earlier tonight, I passed by Allen's room again, just to see if I could catch them in the act again. This time around, I brought a camera, just in case I managed to find proof. I plastered my ear onto the door, listening closely.

"Aww, come on, BaKanda," Allen's voice whined. "Just once more? You looked so cute as a little kid."

Yuu-chan growled. "Shut up, stupid bean sprout. You were just enjoying the fact that I was shorter than you, weren't you?"

I peered into the keyhole and saw Yuu-kun pulling off his shirt while sitting on Allen's bed. When I positioned myself to see better, I could see that Allen was already naked. A wide grin spread on my face.

Just a bit more…

And… snap!

… Oh, shit. I'm getting anxious about writing in this next part, but, ah… as a side note, remind me to kill whoever made flash cameras that click. Those things are not only obnoxious, but can put one in a life-or-death situation. And, if they didn't know, life-and-death situations are bad.

And a life-and-death situation at the hands of Yuu-chan and Allen are not only bad, but are merciless.

Luckily, that camera is hidden away in a place that those two will never find… someday, I hope to get it published in the Order's newspaper. Imagine their surprise when they look outside and see them… I can't wait!!

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Lavi, remind me to kill you sometime if you ever get that thing published.

-Allen

Stupid rabbit. How about I kill you now instead?

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Ahh… Lavi reportimg agaim. Surry lf ny writlng iz mes5y. You-cun amb Allen beet me su hord I con hardly wrlte correotly.

Renind me tu pot thot plctare in l-he local neuvspaqer, tuo.

Hehe. If you didn't notice, the weird markings in the middle aren't just random smilies-- they're scratch marks. I can't do too much 'cause it's word, but I tried to make it look as if Lavi was going to sign his name, but the pen was suddenly wrenched away by Allen and Lavi. The italics are written by Allen, of course, and the bold is by Kanda. The end where Lavi's writing is messed up is because his hands are swollen and shaking. xD

I opened up my e-mail inbox the other day, and WHAM-O! 21 alerts from ! I was soooo surprised! What a great way to start the new year, too xD Thanks to all the people who added my story as a favorite or an alert-- it means a lot to me. I just had to break this one out in the middle of my happiness. I hope it lived up to your fandom. xD

I hope you guys enjoy the new year :)

Sora Pwns x3

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