[Not sure what time period this takes place in but it here it goes]
[Church stands in the front of blue base looking in the sky and thinking of his life when of course tucker comes in and ruins his peace and quiet.]
Tucker: Church come over here.
Church: What the hell is it?
Tucker: Did you call command for a new recruit?
Church: What no! Why?
Tucker: I just got a call saying that our "new recruit" is coming in shortly.
Church: "What" wait let me handle it.
Tucker: Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
Church: Shut up. Command. Hello command this is private Church from blood gulch out post do you read?
Vic: Hello dude read you load and clear.
Church: Son of a bitch.
Vic: Hey how it go down there everything good alright so what seems to be the problem?
Church: Um well we got a call saying something about a new recruit and we don't want one.
Vic: Ah I thought you guys needed a new buddy so ya called it in.
Church: Wait did you sent him?
Vic: What no, I just send them in.
Church: Well then who the hells the idiot who... oh my gosh I'll have to call you back.
Vic: Alright then catch ya guys later asta la vista.
[Church find caboose inside and says.]
Church: CABOOSE why the hell did you call for a new recruit?
Caboose: Oh hello Church my best friend.
Church: What did you do why would call for another guy?
Caboose: Wait were getting a new friend oh I cant wait. Finally a third in our relationship.
Church: Ok first what relationship and second even if we did what about Tucker?
Caboose: Who?
[Tucker then walks in the room.]
Tucker: What the hell is the commotion in here?
Church: Caboose was the guy who called in the new recruit.
Caboose: Finally a third in our relationship.
Tucker: Ok first what about me I'm already your third guy in this relationship. Wow that sounded gay.
[Church then interrupts by saying]
Church: There is no relationship!
[Tucker continues not noticing]
Tucker: Second why is this such a big deal anyway?
Church: Because every person I meet ends up being a crazy, lazy, loud mouth, geeky, idiots!
[He had practically described every one in the cannon at that moment including the reds.]
Caboose: How did they know that we needed a new friend?
[After cabooses comment Tucker says.]
Tucker: Wait. Church I don't think caboose call it in.
Church: Well then Who Did?
[Out of nowhere a pelican drops down in the middle of the cannon attracting everyone's attention]
Church: Holy carp.
[Tucker then looks at church for what he said]
Tucker: What the hell was that?
Church: Sorry my math teacher taught us that.
[In the red base Grif and Simmons rush out arguing and swearing of what was outside while meeting up with Sarge and Dounut looking at the ship landing]
Simmons: See I told you.
Grif: Oh shut up
Sarge: Quiet both of you.
Simmons: Yes sir.
Sarge: I said Shut Up.
Simmons: Yes sir.
Sarge: Gosh Dawn it!
Grif: Simmons were you being smartass?
Simmons: No you idiot its a respectful thing to say to your Sargent after he gives you an order.
Sarge: I said shut the hell up.
Grif: We don't have to listen to you.
Sarge. Today is a good day for you to die!
[Sarge yells while loading his shotgun and aiming for Grif's head.]
Grif: Bring it on Bitch.
[Grif said while loading his battle rifle and aiming for Sarge's head. But then before they pulled the triggers Dounut interrupts yelling.]
Dounut: Wait stop fighting. There is a greater deal at hand right now so don't point your guns at thy other but maybe instead we can love thy other.
[After 10 seconds of silence of what Dounut just said Sarge replies with a..]
Sarge: What the f*** was that?
Grif: You know he's right I was to tired to fight any ways.
Simmons: You mean Lazy.
Grif: Same thing.
Simmons: Actually tired means you don't have that much energy left in you witch fit people also get in a long period of time and lazy is someone who doesn't want to do it at all.
Sarge: Gosh dawn it Grif now look at what you did he'll never shut up now.
Grif: What ever I'm going to bed tell what it is later.
[So Grif went of inside to go to bed while the rest stood outside watching the pelican land with the hatch opening and blue teams new recruit come out.]