Pokemon Mystery Dungeon:

Organization XIII Style!

By: Crystal (Bonjour, everyone!)

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, which is why neither is rated M for mature.

Summary: On a mission to Twilight Town, Xigbar crashes the Gummy Ship and strands all of Organization XIII on the Pokemon World where they learn about the disruption in the flow of time has been spreading to all the other worlds. Rated T for cursing and crude humor.

Cast:

Xemnas- Skitty

Xigbar- Skunktank

Xaldin- Pidgeotto

Vexen- Snorunt

Lexaeus- Graveler

Zexion- Kadabra

Saix- Mightyena

Axel- Vulpix

Demyx- Psyduck

Luxord- Meowth

Marluxia- Roselia

Larxene- Flaaffy

Roxas- Pikachu

Okays? Here we go!

99999999999999999999999

He never should have said yes. He should have known what was going to happen. He should have known that Xigbar was going to crash the Gummi Ship…which was why he was sitting there in his tiny, pink-and-beige colored new body scowling at the Freeshooter, who smirked at him.

Let's start at the beginning though, shall we?

999999999999999999999999

"Can I drive?"

"No, Xigbar."

"Please?"

"No.

"Pretty please?"

"I said no, Xigbar! Do you have any idea what that means?"

"Not really."

The silver-haired man scowled at the Freeshooter, who smiled innocently. He sighed, glanced at Saix, who shrugged, and placed the Gummy Ship's keys in Xigbar's black-gloved hand.

"Fine. Just as long as you don't crash into anything. Got it?"

"As if that would ever happen!"

As it turned out, he did.

999999999999999999999999

"Are we there yet?" Demyx asked for about the millionth time in about eight minutes.

"No." Saix answered, for the millionth time. The blonde was seriously starting to get on his nerves. Very bad things happened to people who got on Saix's nerves. Very bad things.

"Are we there now?"

"No." This came out as a growl. Lexaeus looked at him with a raised eyebrow, but Demyx, apparently didn't take the hint.

"Are we there yet now?"

Saix spun on the blonde, making him slam back in his chair, suddenly afraid of the werewolf. "No, we aren't and if you ask that question again, you never will get there. Understand?"

Demyx nodded.

No sooner than when Saix had turned around and had started to get comfortable, he heard Demyx say, "Now?"

That tears it.

"DIE!" Saix yelled, leaping for the Nocturne, who shrieked and jumped backwards, tripping and landing on Axel. The pyro yelped, shoving Demyx into Xigbar, and that's when the Freeshooter lost control of the Gummi Ship.

There was the sound of metal screeching and then everything went black.

Chapter 1

Welcome to the Pokemon World!

"Boss? Boss? Dude, are you, like, alright?"

"Of course he's not alright. He hasn't woken up yet, Xigbar." Zexion's voice this time, "And I'm trying to figure out what kind of bizarre hell of a world we landed on this time."

"I could kick him if you want." Xemnas heard Larxene offer.

That did it. Xemnas's eyes shot open, preparing to defend himself against Larxene, and yelped, jumping backwards. Zexion was right. What king of bizarre world had they landed on?

"The Pokemon World." the Cloaked Schemer said, as if he'd read the question in Xemnas's mind. The…um, Pokemon…slammed his lexicon shut, glaring balefully at the closed book in front of him.

Zexion had been transformed into a Pokemon with a skinny, yellow fox-like face with long yellow whiskers and a small light red star in the center of his forehead. He wore what looked like a tunic made of some kind of brown material and carried a spoon in one hand. He was a Kadabra.

Xemnas must've raised an eyebrow or something at the spoon because Zexion nodded at it and said, "Yeah, when I threw it, I came back. I can't get rid of the stupid thing."

"It was funny when it hit Demyx in the head on its way back though."

Xigbar had been transformed onto some kind of giant, skunk-like Pokemon. He reeked, which was typical of Xigbar, but not of the typical booze and aftershave, but like a bad combination of burning rubber and rotten eggs. The very smell made Xemnas's stomach turn. Somehow, he managed to find his eye patch in the twisted heap of metal formerly referred to as the Gummi Ship. He was a Skunktank.

"Well, no one's told the Superior the news yet, so I guess I'll have to."

That was Larxene, who had transformed into a Flaaffy, a Pokemon who looked like a nearly-shorn, pink-colored sheep with a tuft of wool on her head and a ring of it around her neck. She had black rings around her ears and tail, which was tipped with a blue gem. A malevolent grin was on her short snout.

"What news, Larxene?"

"You're pink."

"So is Marluxia and now you, I might add."

"Speaking of Marluxia…" Larxene and Xemnas turned to stare at the former Graceful Assassin, who was prancing around in his new form, a slim, green creature with a blue and red rose for his left and right hands and a happy look on his face.

"So gay."

999999999999999999999

All in all, the new Organization consisted of a Skitty (Xemnas, to his dismay), Skunktank (Xigbar), Xaldin (A Pidgeotto), Vexen (A Snorunt), Lexaeus (A Graveler), Zexion (Kadabra), Saix (A werewolf…um, oops. A Mightyena.), Axel (Vulpix), Demyx (Psyduck. Wow big surprise there.), Luxord (Meowth), Marluxia (Roselia. Still gay.), Larxene (Flaaffy), and Roxas (Pikachu).

They were trying to figure out a way to fix the Gummy Ship when an apple rolled up, bumping into Axel's leg, and catching the former Flurry of Dancing Flames attention. Thinking little of it, he took a bite, and then-

"No! Not my Perfect Apple!"

A pink blur tackled Axel. Axel spun around and they both went down as Chatot flew around them, squawking something incoherent which joined with the Wigglytuff's yelling, "Spit it out! Spit it out!" and Axel's heavy swearing.

"Dude! Get offa me!" Axel finally succeeded in pushing Wigglytuff away, and the two new Pokemon seemed to settle down a bit. For a few moments it was silent, then Chatot said, "Hey, Wes, I don't think they're from here. The Chatot extended a wing towards the wrecked Gummy Ship.

"We're not." Xigbar said, glaring at Saix (who was glaring at Demyx),"We had a bit of an accident." The Wigglytuff, Wes, nodded, seeming to ponder the information.

"Okay! So you're staying here, then?"

"Um…" Xigbar, the speaker for the group, looked at Xemnas, who shrugged, and said, "Sure?"

"Okay, then! Ludwig! Let's go back to the Guild!" Wes turned, and seeing as there was no other real option, they decided to follow the happily-grinning Wigglytuff to their new home.

A few minutes later, Axel stopped in the middle of the road, picked something up, and continued walking. Roxas stopped, noticing this, and asked, "Um, Axel, what is that?"

Axel smiled, opening up his paw to reveal his new treasure. Which was a rock, at least at first glance. Roxas looked confused.

"It's…a rock."

Axel nodded, and said, "Yeah but it's got this cool pattern on it. I think I'm gonna keep it."

They didn't notice the Zubat and Koffing watching them from behind one of the many totem poles that adorned the streets of Treasure Town. "Ho-ho-ho, Zubat, did you see that? That stone seemed pretty valuable to me."

"Heh-heh-heh!" the Zubat chuckled, "That wimp had something all right, Looked like treasure."

"Do we go after it?" Koffing turned to look at his friend.

"We do."

Okay, here's the end of Chapter 1 and if you've played PMD2, you already know about Axel's new treasure and it's importance for later on in this fic. Chapter 2 will be up soon!

Anyways, R&R! But no flames!

Adieu and until next time!

Crystal