"(Name)! Oh my gosh.. Look over there.." your friend pointed to the Bad Touch Trio. You busted out laughing catching your friend off guard. The surrounding students that were outside enjoying lunch were staring at you.
"Ahaha.. Oh man, that hit the spot," you thought the Bad Touch Trio was the most gayest group that had ever walked the Earth. Who goes around sparkling and what group would even thinks of calling themselves Bad Touch Trio? That name's a bad omen to all of them.
"What? What's so funny about the Bad Touch Trio? Their so hot!" your friend was drooling, you bent over and wiped the slobber off the corner of her mouth.
"Vatch out boys we have a drooler," you frowned at the familiar and annoying German accent.
"Hello Gilbert," you said sternly placing yourself in front of your friend.
"Vhat? Vhat was vhat? Did you guys hear anything?" the annoying Prussian put a hand up to his ear, the fellow member Antonio and Francis snickered.
"Shut up and go away," you growled, behind you you could feel your friend tugging on the back of your shirt.
"Um... No the awesome me vill not go avay," the albino shrugged. For some reason that hit a spot, you punched him in the jaw sending him backwards.
"Ohonhon~ looks like ze petite dame packs ze punch!" Francis giggled. You scoffed and dragged your friend away from the stupid boys.
I really don't like them.. Why do they have to be in my school? And annoy me, of all the bad people why me?
"(Name)! Let go of me! You're dragging me away from my lunch!"
"Oh.. Sorry," you let go of your friend.
Your friend looked at you, "Why do you hate them so much?"
You blinked, "Huh?"
"Why do you hate them? Have they done something to you or something?"
"W-well no.. Not exactly, I just can't stand how they walk around like they own the damn school!" you stuttered angrily.
Your friend put a sympathetic hand on your shoulder, "Well can you at least try to like them? Pretty please?"
You sighed, "Fine... It might take some time though."
"Yay! I can finally ramble on about all my pent up feelings for them to you!" she squeezed you into a crushing hug, being the great friend you are you hugged her back. The two of you skipped back to the lunch table to enjoy the rest of the afternoon. Your friend started her rambling, against your will you found out to much information about the three that you rather not have known. Like how Antonio has a fetish for anything tomato related, and how Francis secretly has a pet bird named Pier and how he has a thing for good hair, and last but not least Gilbert likes to go to rave parties and his favorite color is - no shocker- Prussian blue.
"Oh my gosh! Wouldn't be cool if we could be friends with them?" your friend gushed, you sat there silently. What did they even have to offer in friendship? They all seemed conceited, and only cared about how many girls pants they can get into over the week.
~BTT POV~
"Vhere she is..." Gilbert whispered.
"Why are we in the bushes ami " Antonio asked rolling his r's.
"Because! I must know vhy vhat chic doesn't like us!"
"H'ok, good enough for me," Antonio nodded his head.
Francis popped up beside Gilbert making the bushes rustle, "Um, I'm all for stalking beautiful women in bushes but why don't we just ask 'er friend who is in the library rig't now?"
"Great idea! The awesome me will take the idea and put it into action! Follow me," so all three guys tiptoed out of sight with the bush and off to the library.
"Look! There she is!" Antonio pointed at your friend who was reading a book while leaning on the bookshelf.
The three approached the said friend, "Um excuse me mademoiselle, but-"
"OHMYGAWD! IT'S THE BAD T-TOUCH TRIO!" the girl shouted. The three guys winced and covered her mouth.
"Ssssh! Vhis is a library! We don't vant to get kicked out. Now we just have a couple questions and ve'll be on our vay," (Name's) friend nodded, close to fainting.
"Now... We need to know why your friend -(Name)- doesn't like us sí?" Antonio asked, he was very good at keeping the overwhelmed fangirls calm.
"Well..." she trailed off.
"Oui, go on.." Francis pushed.
"..She said she thought you guy's were conceited jerks who only care about your looks and how many girls you can bang up," the girl blushed hugging her books tightly.
"Ignorant, mindless, gullible, selfish, hormone crazed idiots is what she called you," with each word an invisible arrow pierced each boys heart.
"Ow... Zat actually 'urts," Francis said rubbing his chest.
"B-But, I'm trying to convert her into liking you," your friend said a bit flustered.
Gilbert pounded his fist into his hand, "Good! Ve vill make sure she falls in love vith the awesome me!"
"Ohonhonhon~ what if she falls in love with moi?"
"I kinda like the chica also," Antonio butted in. Your friend silently creeped out of the conversation and hauled tail to the activity room where you were at.
~Your Pov~
"The first poster is up," you said wiping the sweat off your brow, the poster had been giving you a hard time.
"(NAME)! OHMYGODYOU'LLNEVERGUESSWHATHAPPENED! THEBADTOUCHTRIOAREFIGHTINGOV ERYOUOHMYGODTHISISLIKEADREAM FORANYFANGIRLPLEASEGIVEMEYOU RLIFEEEEE!", you friend knocked you down with all the posters and the one you had just hung up.
"What now? Take a deep breath and tell me everything."
Your friend inhaled deeply, "Ok.. So the Bad Touch Trio came up to me in library and started asking me all these questions about you."
"What?! Seriously? No, your just over exaggerating," you shook your head.
"No I'm not! I'm being serious, they even started arguing over who'd win your heart!" your friend held her hands up in the air waving them around like a crazy person.
You stood up shaking your head, "No way. First off, they'd never be able to win my heart. There is no way I'd go out with any of them. I'd probably shoot myself."
"Well believe it, they'll probably pull some huge stunt. So be prepared to be embarrassed," your friend snickered.
You grunted, "Yea whatever. I have poster to hang up, do you want to be oh so kind and help me?"
"Sure thing."
A/N: Holy cow! I made the reader tsundere! I'm sorry XD This is for my loyal reader and awesome friend Dalasport :)! I love ya girl 3 you're amazing! I really owe it to this girl, she has been a great support in not only my writing but in life as well~ ! Thank you very much.