Dear Mr.
What was his name again? Petunia couldn't remember.
Deer Mr. Fumblecore,
Dang, that was the wrong dear!
Dear Mr. Fumblecore,
Was his name Fumblecore? Hmm... Fumblefore. That sounded right
Dear Mr Fumblefore,
My name is Tuney.
Maybe she should use her real name.
Dear Mr. Fumblefore,
My name is Petunia Evans. I am Lily Evans' younger sister. When I-
Wait! She remembered his name now. It was Crumblecore.
Dear Mr. Crumblecore,
My name is Petunia Evans.
Should she add her middle name?
Dear Mr. Crumblecore,
My name is Petunia Jane Evans. I am Lily Evans' younger sister. When I turn eleven and have to go to secondary school I really want to go to your school,
The school. What was it's name?
Dear Mr. Crumblecore,
My name is Petunia Jane Evans. I am Lily Evans' younger sister. When I turn eleven and have to go to secondary school I really want to go the your school, Poptarts.
Poptarts didn't sound right. Pigfarts?
Dear Mr. Crumblecore,
My name is Petunia Jane Evans. I am Lily Evans' younger sister. When I turn eleven and have to go to secondary school I really want to go the your school, Pigfarts. I'll be able to learn lots like...
What did they learn there? Did they learn the normal things?
Dear Mr. Crumblecore,
My name is Petunia Jane Evans. I am Lily Evans' younger sister. When I turn eleven and have to go to secondary school I really want to go the your school, Pigfarts. I'll be able to learn lots like spelling and math. Supposing that you teach those there. I mean you have to right? Isn't like, a law?
She was rambling. Why did she always ramble?
Dear Mr. Crumblecore
My name is Petunia Jane Evans. I am Lily Evans' younger sister. When I turn eleven and have to go to secondary school I really want to go the your school, Pigfarts. I think I could learn a lot there. I have top grades in my class and I am very advanced in math, science and spelling. I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hope I can go.
That sounded like she was begging.
Dear Mr. Crumblecore
My name is Petunia Jane Evans. I am Lily Evans' younger sister. When I turn eleven and have to go to secondary school I really want to go the your school, Pigfarts.
Petunia was starting to have doubts about the name of the school. Was it Pigfarts or something else? Petunia got another paper and made a list of possible names.
Logmarts
Forncarts
Hornlarts
Soglorts
Warts
Pigpimple
Boardot
Hogwart
Hogwarts! Hogwarts, that was the name, she remembered
Dear Mr. Crumblecore
My name is Petunia Jane Evans. I am Lily Evans' younger sister. When I turn eleven and have to go to secondary school I really want to go the your school, Hogwarts.
That looked good but the headmaster's name... It was... Dumblefore, Dumbecore, Dumble... Dumble... Dumbledore! That what his name was. Dumbledore.
Dear Mr. Dumbledore,
My name is Petunia Jane Evans. I am Lily Evans' younger sister. When I turn eleven and have to go to secondary school I really want to go the your school, Pigfarts. I think I could learn a lot there. I have top grades in my class and I am very advanced in math, science and spelling. I really hope I can go.
Maybe some more reallys?
Dear Mr. Dumbledore,
My name is Petunia Jane Evans but my sister, Lily Evans, calls me Tuney. When I turn eleven and have to go to secondary school I really want to go the your school, Hogwarts. I think I could learn a lot there. I have top grades in my class and I am very advanced in math, science and spelling. I really really really really really really hope I can go.
How should she sign off?
Dear Mr. Dumbledore,
My name is Petunia Jane Evans but my sister, Lily Evans, calls me Tuney. When I turn eleven and have to go to secondary school I really want to go the your school, Hogwarts. I think I could learn a lot there. I have top grades in my class and I am very advanced in math, science and spelling. I really really really really really really hope I can go.
Sincerely,
Tuney
She didn't like the beginning.
Dear Mr, Dumbledore,
Was it Mr? Weren't they... What were they? Professors!
Dear Professor Dumbledore,
My name is Petunia Jane Evans but my sister, Lily Evans, calls me Tuney. When I turn eleven and have to go to secondary school I really want to go the your school, Hogwarts. I think I could learn a lot there. I have top grades in my class and I am very advanced in math, science and spelling. I really really really really really really hope I can go.
Love,
Tuney Jane Evans
Love? She hardly knew the man! No, no, no.
Dear Professor Dumbledore,
My name is Petunia Jane Evans but my sister, Lily Evans, calls me Tuney. When I turn eleven and have to go to secondary school I really want to go the your school, Hogwarts. I think I could learn a lot there. I have top grades in my class and I am very advanced in math, science and spelling. I really really really really really really hope I can go.
Yours truley,
Tuney Jane Evans
Maybe truly was spelled without the E.
Dear Professor Dumbledore,
My name is Petunia Jane Evans but my sister, Lily Evans, calls me Tuney. When I turn eleven and have to go to secondary school I really want to go the your school, Hogwarts. I think I could learn a lot there. I have top grades in my class and I am very advanced in math, science and spelling. I really really really really really really hope I can go.
Yours truly,
Tuney Jane Evans
Petunia read the letter over and over before gluing it in an envelope and addressing it.
From: Hogwarts
To: Petunia Jane Evans
Oh no! That was wrong! And now her letter was inside the envelope and she couldn't remember what she had said...
Hoped you liked this! For round 12 of the QL. My prompt was the Little Mermaid so I wrote about Petunia, a muggle wanting to be a wizard (or witch).
Tutshills and Tornados,
Michal
Thanks for beta-ing Mooner!
This story is dedicated to you!