Harry vs James, the fight of the year!
Wife killer vs Daughter sicko!
Every character in this fic exept Luigi is copyright of Konami.
"Here we are in this small fic made by some sicko called Luigi" Says the narrator.
"Ok I haven't made a fic in months, so I think its time to stop being a lazy asshole and write something incredibly stupid" answers THE Luigi. "Anyways this time im writing this Silent Hill fic, since it's my favorite survival horror game, why don't make a fic of it? This fic is pretty short since I wrote it when I was bored. Anyways without any crap comments here it is..."
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Cut to: Inside UFO. 1600 hours. Near Silent Hill.
For some odd reason the fic transforms in script format!
Harry and James are having a pointless conversation.
Harry: Have you seen a little girl somewhere? Seven years old, black hair, about 1,40 centimeters tall...
James: Have you seen my dead wife somewhere? 39 years old, about 1,70 centimeters tall...
Harry: No I haven't
James: No I haven't, anyways why is you daughter so important? Just adopt another.
Harry: Don't say that about Cheryl! Anyways why is your wife so important? Just try to conquer another woman.
James: You just insulted my wife! C'mon atleast I don't rape young girls!
Harry: C'mon sucker give me your best shot!
James hits Harry.
Harry: Ok, you want a fight, wife beater? I'll give you one!
Harry takes out the shotgun.
James: You want a death fight, uh?
James takes out...SUPER WOODEN PLANK OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Noooooooo the SUPER WOODEN PLANK OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!! Oh well.
He fires at it with the shotgun.
James: No!!!!!! My SUPER PLANK OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll pay!!
James takes out the Rifle and fires at Harry, Harry avoids, the bullet from the rifle its a martian commanding the ship.
Martian: We are loosing control! *Dies*
The UFO goes directly towards Silent Hill getting ready to crash.
Harry: Ok let's finish this now!
Harry takes out the katana.
James takes out Piramid Head big knife.
Harry and James jump, ready to chop their heads off, just then...
BAM!!!
The UFO crashes in Silent Hill making a huge explosion that blows up half of the town.
Narrator: Harry and James have died but their souls live on...
THE END! Or is it?
Whoa! Harry says, he's in his appartment.
Harry: What a nightmare...
Heather a.k.a Cheryl enters in the appartment.
Heather: Dad, listen, something crazy's going on.
Harry: Cheryl. what happned?
Heather: Well...
Minutes pass...
Heather: And that's about it.
Harry: Oh, my poor little Cheryl, I can't belive that.
He hits James who was hiding behind the T.V.
Harry: Im going to Silent Hill, im gonna bash some heads!
Heather: Oh, dad you're the coolest!
Cut to: Silent Hill. 1700 hours.
A dozen of UFO'S come and blow up the entire town.
Cut to: Inside UFO mothership.
Heather: That was so cool, dad! Anyways I wonder what's this button for...
Harry and James: No!!!!!!
Heather pushes the button making the other UFO's blow up, soon the mothership UFO blows up.
Narrator: James, Harry, and Heather may have died but their souls live on to punish Heather...
THE END!
Wife killer vs Daughter sicko!
Every character in this fic exept Luigi is copyright of Konami.
"Here we are in this small fic made by some sicko called Luigi" Says the narrator.
"Ok I haven't made a fic in months, so I think its time to stop being a lazy asshole and write something incredibly stupid" answers THE Luigi. "Anyways this time im writing this Silent Hill fic, since it's my favorite survival horror game, why don't make a fic of it? This fic is pretty short since I wrote it when I was bored. Anyways without any crap comments here it is..."
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Cut to: Inside UFO. 1600 hours. Near Silent Hill.
For some odd reason the fic transforms in script format!
Harry and James are having a pointless conversation.
Harry: Have you seen a little girl somewhere? Seven years old, black hair, about 1,40 centimeters tall...
James: Have you seen my dead wife somewhere? 39 years old, about 1,70 centimeters tall...
Harry: No I haven't
James: No I haven't, anyways why is you daughter so important? Just adopt another.
Harry: Don't say that about Cheryl! Anyways why is your wife so important? Just try to conquer another woman.
James: You just insulted my wife! C'mon atleast I don't rape young girls!
Harry: C'mon sucker give me your best shot!
James hits Harry.
Harry: Ok, you want a fight, wife beater? I'll give you one!
Harry takes out the shotgun.
James: You want a death fight, uh?
James takes out...SUPER WOODEN PLANK OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Noooooooo the SUPER WOODEN PLANK OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!! Oh well.
He fires at it with the shotgun.
James: No!!!!!! My SUPER PLANK OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll pay!!
James takes out the Rifle and fires at Harry, Harry avoids, the bullet from the rifle its a martian commanding the ship.
Martian: We are loosing control! *Dies*
The UFO goes directly towards Silent Hill getting ready to crash.
Harry: Ok let's finish this now!
Harry takes out the katana.
James takes out Piramid Head big knife.
Harry and James jump, ready to chop their heads off, just then...
BAM!!!
The UFO crashes in Silent Hill making a huge explosion that blows up half of the town.
Narrator: Harry and James have died but their souls live on...
THE END! Or is it?
Whoa! Harry says, he's in his appartment.
Harry: What a nightmare...
Heather a.k.a Cheryl enters in the appartment.
Heather: Dad, listen, something crazy's going on.
Harry: Cheryl. what happned?
Heather: Well...
Minutes pass...
Heather: And that's about it.
Harry: Oh, my poor little Cheryl, I can't belive that.
He hits James who was hiding behind the T.V.
Harry: Im going to Silent Hill, im gonna bash some heads!
Heather: Oh, dad you're the coolest!
Cut to: Silent Hill. 1700 hours.
A dozen of UFO'S come and blow up the entire town.
Cut to: Inside UFO mothership.
Heather: That was so cool, dad! Anyways I wonder what's this button for...
Harry and James: No!!!!!!
Heather pushes the button making the other UFO's blow up, soon the mothership UFO blows up.
Narrator: James, Harry, and Heather may have died but their souls live on to punish Heather...
THE END!