World's Shortest Fairytale
Characters/Pairings: Ichigo/Orihime
Genre: Humor
Rating: K
Summary: The simple ending to an Ichi/Hime fairytale.
Once upon a time, Ichigo graduated from college and decided he wanted to settle down. So he asked Orihime to marry him. She promptly burst out into a string of senseless, incomprehensible babble and jumbled spluttering. Dazed and confused, she wobbled about in the throes of bliss. Amidst all this, Ichigo realized how big a mistake he was making and slipped away unbeknownst to the scatterbrained Orihime.
Sometime later, he bought a motorcycle and rode off into the sunset without a significant other. He drank beer and sakè and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End.
A/N: It doesn't get any more random than that, trust me. Please review!