Another day in the Loud House, where things are more hectic than the freak show. In a place so chaotic, it is good to find some peace and quiet whenever you can. Like Lincoln for instance, our white haired friend is right now having his daily face-chat with his girlfriend Ronnie Anne who now resides in Great Lakes Michigan.

"I'M/SHE'S NOT HIS/MY GIRLFRIEND!"

Lincoln groaned as Ronnie Anne snapped the stick of a grape popsicle she had just eaten, "It's so frustrating, they just won't get that we're not dating!" Lincoln griped to the girl on the screen.

She scoffed, "Believe me, I'm not having any luck here."

(Flashback)

At Devon & Bronson, a diner and arcade, Ronnie Anne was with her city friends. While her friends were at an air-hockey game, Ronnie Anne was playing a familiar dance game.

Nikki noticed how fluent she was with her feet as they pressed the designated arrows, "Wow Santiago, you've got quite the moves there."

"Eh, we a Dance Dance Revolution in Royal Woods. Lincoln and I played it all the time, and we have the top 5 scores ever." Ronnie Anne bragged that last part as she didn't drop her concentration on the screen.

Sameer had just scored a point as he said, "Cool, nice that you and your boyfriend have something that keeps you connected."

"WHAT!" that got Ronnie Anne's attention as she stumbled over her feet, thus causing her to mess up her combo and mess up her game. She pulled herself up and shot a glare at the short boy, who shot his hands up in a defensive motion.

(Flashback over)

"Geez." Lincoln replied to her story, "That does sound kind of bad." he then deadpanned "Excuse me for one second." he stood up and went to his door, as he opened it she heard a loud thud. Apparently his sisters were eavesdropping on their conversation, again. Before they can explain themselves he pulled out a candy bar, this made the sisters stop and pant like dogs at a treat "That's is, who wants the chocolate bar? And FETCH!" he then tossed the treat downstairs, the two tweens chuckled as the ten-headed beast chased after their treat. Lincoln then closed the door again and rejoined the girl in their chat.

"Well what are we gonna do? Everyone is so keen that we are in love, it's driving me nuts!" Ronnie Anne ranted as she pulled on her ponytail.

"Yeah, our families, our friends, the audience, the author. There must be something to show them that Linconnie is not canon." Lincoln replied.

"I thought it was Roncoln?" Ronnie Anne asked.

"I had Linnie Anne."

"Now that one is stupid."

"Yeah couple names are hard when one of the partners has two- wait what are we doing!?"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

They sighed.

"Perhaps we should just ignore them, even if they'll be doing it for the rest of our lives. Even more since me and Bobby are visiting you guys next week." Ronnie Anne dejectedly said as she plopped her head on her desk.

"Yeah, not like we can just set each other up on dates with other people." Lincoln said just as dejectedly as he too plopped down on his own desk.

That's when they had a lightbulb moment, the two raised their heads and faced the screens with gleefully mischievous grins. After this there was no possible way they can keep saying that Lincoln Loud and Ronnie Anne Santiago are a thing, they'll make sure of it. "So, Loud. I'll be seeing you in a week."

"Yes, yes you will."

"WE SET EACH OTHER ON DATES!"

"WE RUN AWAY TO SWITERZLAND!"

Ronnie Anne raised an eyebrow at that, "We have got to work on that, anyway. Smell you later, Lame-O."

"Not if I smell you first."

The two then logged off, content with their plan. Lincoln then got up to leave, but as he open the door. He was met with his sisters, with varying expressions. Some smug, some annoyed, and others... lacking. (I'm talking about Lucy)

"Oh Lincoln, so stubborn about his feelings." Lori said.

"I am not stubborn, she is not my girlfriend!" Lincoln rebuked.

"Denial, denial is all that I hear." Luna sang.

"Besides, from my observations nearly every boy in the 9-15 age range has had a very unfortunate experience with the human of Latin descent we call Ronalda, the odds of you finding an undeserving suitor is as slim as the odds for your little game to work out in the end." Lisa said as she crunched the numbers, "Also, Switzerland is the first place we'd look."

Lincoln silently grunted, "Knew I should have gone with Samoa." he shook his head. "Relax, remember who you're talking too? The MAN with a PLAN. On an unrelated note, do you guys know anybody my age?" they sighed before turning away and leaving, "Help me and I'll get off the Charlene's Chocolate 'banned for life' list." like that they returned while dialing numbers.

Next time Lincoln and Ronnie Anne find dates for each other, but that's not as easy as it sounds.