We Came Across Dimensions for This!?
By: SessyBabe
Intro: This is an Inuyasha humor fanfiction story. It's like a backstage story only Inuyasha is kinda smart and has built a machine to allow people from movies and T.V. shows, such as Inuyasha, to come into the real world. And so begins the chaos and stupidity of this fic.
Inuyasha was busy working in the basement of the studio on his new project to try and make people cross from the television dimension into our dimension, when he started hitting the wall with his fists in frustration.
"God damn piece of junk!" he screamed, "four freakin months now and not even a spark! What the hell is wrong with it!"
He started to stomp out of the room when he noticed a monkey wrench on the floor. He picked it up and threw it across the room at his machine. The machine that had once looked similar to a huge washing machine with a VCR and television attached to it, and a countless number of wires sticking out everywhere, now had a monkey wrench stuck in the middle of it.
Inuyasha continued toward the door in a mad fit when all of a sudden, his machine began shaking. It shook, then it shook even harder, next, sparks were jumping out of the center of it. The part of the machine, where it resembled a washing machine, began to look like a tornado was forming inside of it. Then colors began swirling around and around in the center of it. Within a few seconds you could see trees forming and green grass and even a few birds in the blue sky through the middle of the washing machine.
"Holy shit," said an dazed Inuyasha, "I've gotta get Sesshomaru down here."
~~~~meanwhile in the actual show of Inuyasha~~~~
Inuyasha and the gang, along with Kikyo, Naraku and Sesshomaru were all gathered in the middle of the forest. Inuyahsa, Kagome, Miroku, Shippou, and Sango were completely surrounded by bad guys.
"Now you die Inuyasha! For betraying me!" screamed Kikyo.
"Die," was all Sesshomaru said.
Naraku didn't say anything. He just got in position to attack.
"Any ideas," asked Miroku.
"Yeah you dumbass, FIGHT!" yelled Inuyasha!"
~~~~Back to real dimension~~~~
"See I told you it would work," Inuyasha said to Sesshomaru, " now how about that bet?"
"Uh, what bet?" Sesshomaru acted like he didn't know what he was talking about.
"You know damn well what bet! The bet that said if I actually got this thing to work, you'd be the first to try it!"
"Oh, yeah, that bet," Sesshomaru started getting a little nervous, "well you know I would, but I sorta had this place to be at." he was cut off because Inuyasha had deliberately picked him up by the back of his shirt and tossed him into the "portal" (A.N. were calling it that because I'm getting tired of typing washing machine. ^_^).
~~~~Movie/TV dimension~~~~~
All the bad guys were getting ready to attack when.
****THUNK!!****
"Owww!!! For crying out loud!! He didn't have to do that! Jeez, that guy has no patience whatsoever!"
The Sesshomaru from the real dimension stood up and started to dust off his clothes, which consisted of a loose black shirt with no sleeves, some loose black jeans, a couple of chains around his neck, and a few spiky wrist bracelets up his a arms (yes ARMS because in real life he has two, he just pretends only to have one in the show) and one earring.
He turned around and notices that has become the center of attention.
"Uh, hi! Don't let me interfere, you just continue doin what ever and I'll. run for my life! C ya!" Sesshomaru takes off running into the woods, but sadly for him, Inuyasha grabs him by the back of his shirt.
"Jeez, what is it with you guys and grabbing the back of my shirt!" exclaimed the Sesshomaru from the real dimension.
The Sesshomaru from movie/TV/show comes up to the Sesshomaru who's supposed to be him in the series.
"Exactly who are you, imposter?" questioned TV Sesshomaru. Inuyasha now let go of "real" Sesshomaru.
"Well, you could say that I'm you, because we have the exact DNA. Or, you could say that you're a copy of me since I act as you on the TV series of Inuyasha. (Sesshomaru gave him a glare signaling that he didn't like that answer) Or, you could just call me person who just happens to look a lot like you."
"What do mean, TV series?" asked Inuyasha, " What's a TV?"
"Don't be stupid Inuyasha!" exclaimed Kagome, " you know that box that my little brother always sits in front of! That's a TV!"
"Quite frankly, I don't care who you are," said Naraku, "You can just die with the rest of them."
"D-D-Die???" said the frightened "real" Sesshomaru.
"One things for sure," said "TV" Sesshomaru," you are no copy of me. I'm never frightened by those weaker or stronger than me."
"Doesn't that just about cover everbody. I mean either they're weaker or stronger," said "real" Sesshomaru, "or are you just too stuck on yourself to notice that?"
"Hey, wait a minute," said Shippou, " if you're supposed to be Sesshomaru, why are you arguing with him?"
"I'm just an ACTOR!" said the "real" frustrated Sasshomaru, " can't you people see that! I come from the "real" dimension! I just act as him! * points to TV Sesshomaru*. I make him who he is by acting as him. Get it! ACTING! Acting means you act as a different person with totally different ideas than you. I'm a whole other different person!"
"Real" Sesshomaru stops to take a breather.
"Ok, now that that's over with," "real" Sesshomaru takes a deep breath and looks up at the sky and yells, "Inuyasha! You bastard! Get me out of here!"
Right then a holographic screen popped up in the middle of some trees with, what would be Inuyasha without ears.
"Hey bro," said the Inuyasha on the screen, "you called?"
"Damn right I called," said an obviously angry Sesshomaru, "I tested your little wacko machine! Now get me the hell out of here!"
A smirk like smile came to his face.
"Sorry, can't do that," he said, " not until you give everyone there one of these."
And with that eleven beepers fell from the sky and landed on poor little Kikyo's head.
"Alright, fine! But just so you know, you are one fucked up piece of work," said a very agitated Sesshomaru from the "real" dimension.
"Here!" he said as he threw a few over to the good guys and a few toward the bad guys. They all managed to catch them.
"Wow, that really does happen in the movies," he said as watch them all grab their beepers right out of the air in perfect motion.
"Ok," said "real" Sesshomaru as he turned toward the screen, "now what?"
"Now, "said "real" Inuyasha, "whoever wants to come, simply hit the button on their beepers."
"Hump," said Naraku as he threw his beeper to the ground, "I don't know what kind of game you're playing Inuyasha, but it's not going to last long, now that I'm about to kill you!"
"I'm up for hitting the button," said Kagome.
"I'm out of here," said the "real" Sesshomaru.
And with that everybody but Naraku and Kikyo vanished.
~~~~~ Studio Basement~~~~~
"Ah, so I see Naraku decided not to come, and it looks like Kikyo's out for the count, probably for the better," said the "real" Inuyasha as they all appeared in the center of the studio basement.
"Where are we?" asked Sango.
"You are currently in the Inuyasha filming studio basement," said the "real" Inuyasha.
"I still don't understand about that, but right now there's an even bigger question on my mind, why is he here," said "TV" Inuyasha as he pointed to "TV" Sesshomaru.
"I go where the Tetsiga goes, plus I still plan to kill you, half-breed," said "TV" Sesshomaru.
"You see, that's where you're wrong," said "real" Inuyasha, "here he's not a half breed, because when you cross into this dimension, you loose all supernatural powers, so he's just a human with white, albino hair, like you."
"I am no weak human," said Sesshomaru.
"Yes you are," said a new voice.
Kikyo casually walked in on the scene. She wore a pair of tight blue jean shorts, casual sandals, and a semi-tight T-shirt that read 'I can only please one person a day, and today is NOT your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either'. Her hair lay on her shoulders in two separate braids, and she had on light make-up.
"Because in your world you were a Demon Lord of the Western Lands, but once you crossed into this dimension you are no longer a demon or a Lord, but you are in the western lands. Welcome to America, where you can order a Big Mac, a large fry, a milk shake, and a diet coke, and still consider yourself to be on a diet! Now tell me, where else can you get that kind of deal?"
Inuyasha gang just blinks.
"Real" Inuyasha speaks up, "Hey, just how do you know about crossing dimensions anyway?"
"I picked the lock on your dresser. You know, the one with all your "secret" experiments info in it," she replied unconcerned.
"K-K-Kikyo!?" exclaimed "TV" Inuyasha.
Kikyo turned towards the group, " Alright, I get that you're from a dimension where I was you dead lover and out to seek revenge and drag you to hell with me, but not here. Here I'm just some girl who happens to look like her. Get it? Got it? Good. Now if you don't mind, I've got an appointment with my lawyers about a certain director that doesn't know how to calculate payroll. Later."
With that she turned towards the door and grabbed a cell phone out of her back pocket. Once she dialed a number she looked back over her shoulder, "Oh, and if by 'coincidence' you run into Naraku running around like a maniac trying to pull that stupid monkey mask off, tell him I say hi," and with that she exited the basement. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We// there's the first chapter. Not exactly as funny as it could've been. But trust it's about to get really interesting. Especially once Inuyasha meets Naraku. How's he going to sustain himself from ripping him apart? Only the next chapter will tell! Feel free to review!
By: SessyBabe
Intro: This is an Inuyasha humor fanfiction story. It's like a backstage story only Inuyasha is kinda smart and has built a machine to allow people from movies and T.V. shows, such as Inuyasha, to come into the real world. And so begins the chaos and stupidity of this fic.
Inuyasha was busy working in the basement of the studio on his new project to try and make people cross from the television dimension into our dimension, when he started hitting the wall with his fists in frustration.
"God damn piece of junk!" he screamed, "four freakin months now and not even a spark! What the hell is wrong with it!"
He started to stomp out of the room when he noticed a monkey wrench on the floor. He picked it up and threw it across the room at his machine. The machine that had once looked similar to a huge washing machine with a VCR and television attached to it, and a countless number of wires sticking out everywhere, now had a monkey wrench stuck in the middle of it.
Inuyasha continued toward the door in a mad fit when all of a sudden, his machine began shaking. It shook, then it shook even harder, next, sparks were jumping out of the center of it. The part of the machine, where it resembled a washing machine, began to look like a tornado was forming inside of it. Then colors began swirling around and around in the center of it. Within a few seconds you could see trees forming and green grass and even a few birds in the blue sky through the middle of the washing machine.
"Holy shit," said an dazed Inuyasha, "I've gotta get Sesshomaru down here."
~~~~meanwhile in the actual show of Inuyasha~~~~
Inuyasha and the gang, along with Kikyo, Naraku and Sesshomaru were all gathered in the middle of the forest. Inuyahsa, Kagome, Miroku, Shippou, and Sango were completely surrounded by bad guys.
"Now you die Inuyasha! For betraying me!" screamed Kikyo.
"Die," was all Sesshomaru said.
Naraku didn't say anything. He just got in position to attack.
"Any ideas," asked Miroku.
"Yeah you dumbass, FIGHT!" yelled Inuyasha!"
~~~~Back to real dimension~~~~
"See I told you it would work," Inuyasha said to Sesshomaru, " now how about that bet?"
"Uh, what bet?" Sesshomaru acted like he didn't know what he was talking about.
"You know damn well what bet! The bet that said if I actually got this thing to work, you'd be the first to try it!"
"Oh, yeah, that bet," Sesshomaru started getting a little nervous, "well you know I would, but I sorta had this place to be at." he was cut off because Inuyasha had deliberately picked him up by the back of his shirt and tossed him into the "portal" (A.N. were calling it that because I'm getting tired of typing washing machine. ^_^).
~~~~Movie/TV dimension~~~~~
All the bad guys were getting ready to attack when.
****THUNK!!****
"Owww!!! For crying out loud!! He didn't have to do that! Jeez, that guy has no patience whatsoever!"
The Sesshomaru from the real dimension stood up and started to dust off his clothes, which consisted of a loose black shirt with no sleeves, some loose black jeans, a couple of chains around his neck, and a few spiky wrist bracelets up his a arms (yes ARMS because in real life he has two, he just pretends only to have one in the show) and one earring.
He turned around and notices that has become the center of attention.
"Uh, hi! Don't let me interfere, you just continue doin what ever and I'll. run for my life! C ya!" Sesshomaru takes off running into the woods, but sadly for him, Inuyasha grabs him by the back of his shirt.
"Jeez, what is it with you guys and grabbing the back of my shirt!" exclaimed the Sesshomaru from the real dimension.
The Sesshomaru from movie/TV/show comes up to the Sesshomaru who's supposed to be him in the series.
"Exactly who are you, imposter?" questioned TV Sesshomaru. Inuyasha now let go of "real" Sesshomaru.
"Well, you could say that I'm you, because we have the exact DNA. Or, you could say that you're a copy of me since I act as you on the TV series of Inuyasha. (Sesshomaru gave him a glare signaling that he didn't like that answer) Or, you could just call me person who just happens to look a lot like you."
"What do mean, TV series?" asked Inuyasha, " What's a TV?"
"Don't be stupid Inuyasha!" exclaimed Kagome, " you know that box that my little brother always sits in front of! That's a TV!"
"Quite frankly, I don't care who you are," said Naraku, "You can just die with the rest of them."
"D-D-Die???" said the frightened "real" Sesshomaru.
"One things for sure," said "TV" Sesshomaru," you are no copy of me. I'm never frightened by those weaker or stronger than me."
"Doesn't that just about cover everbody. I mean either they're weaker or stronger," said "real" Sesshomaru, "or are you just too stuck on yourself to notice that?"
"Hey, wait a minute," said Shippou, " if you're supposed to be Sesshomaru, why are you arguing with him?"
"I'm just an ACTOR!" said the "real" frustrated Sasshomaru, " can't you people see that! I come from the "real" dimension! I just act as him! * points to TV Sesshomaru*. I make him who he is by acting as him. Get it! ACTING! Acting means you act as a different person with totally different ideas than you. I'm a whole other different person!"
"Real" Sesshomaru stops to take a breather.
"Ok, now that that's over with," "real" Sesshomaru takes a deep breath and looks up at the sky and yells, "Inuyasha! You bastard! Get me out of here!"
Right then a holographic screen popped up in the middle of some trees with, what would be Inuyasha without ears.
"Hey bro," said the Inuyasha on the screen, "you called?"
"Damn right I called," said an obviously angry Sesshomaru, "I tested your little wacko machine! Now get me the hell out of here!"
A smirk like smile came to his face.
"Sorry, can't do that," he said, " not until you give everyone there one of these."
And with that eleven beepers fell from the sky and landed on poor little Kikyo's head.
"Alright, fine! But just so you know, you are one fucked up piece of work," said a very agitated Sesshomaru from the "real" dimension.
"Here!" he said as he threw a few over to the good guys and a few toward the bad guys. They all managed to catch them.
"Wow, that really does happen in the movies," he said as watch them all grab their beepers right out of the air in perfect motion.
"Ok," said "real" Sesshomaru as he turned toward the screen, "now what?"
"Now, "said "real" Inuyasha, "whoever wants to come, simply hit the button on their beepers."
"Hump," said Naraku as he threw his beeper to the ground, "I don't know what kind of game you're playing Inuyasha, but it's not going to last long, now that I'm about to kill you!"
"I'm up for hitting the button," said Kagome.
"I'm out of here," said the "real" Sesshomaru.
And with that everybody but Naraku and Kikyo vanished.
~~~~~ Studio Basement~~~~~
"Ah, so I see Naraku decided not to come, and it looks like Kikyo's out for the count, probably for the better," said the "real" Inuyasha as they all appeared in the center of the studio basement.
"Where are we?" asked Sango.
"You are currently in the Inuyasha filming studio basement," said the "real" Inuyasha.
"I still don't understand about that, but right now there's an even bigger question on my mind, why is he here," said "TV" Inuyasha as he pointed to "TV" Sesshomaru.
"I go where the Tetsiga goes, plus I still plan to kill you, half-breed," said "TV" Sesshomaru.
"You see, that's where you're wrong," said "real" Inuyasha, "here he's not a half breed, because when you cross into this dimension, you loose all supernatural powers, so he's just a human with white, albino hair, like you."
"I am no weak human," said Sesshomaru.
"Yes you are," said a new voice.
Kikyo casually walked in on the scene. She wore a pair of tight blue jean shorts, casual sandals, and a semi-tight T-shirt that read 'I can only please one person a day, and today is NOT your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either'. Her hair lay on her shoulders in two separate braids, and she had on light make-up.
"Because in your world you were a Demon Lord of the Western Lands, but once you crossed into this dimension you are no longer a demon or a Lord, but you are in the western lands. Welcome to America, where you can order a Big Mac, a large fry, a milk shake, and a diet coke, and still consider yourself to be on a diet! Now tell me, where else can you get that kind of deal?"
Inuyasha gang just blinks.
"Real" Inuyasha speaks up, "Hey, just how do you know about crossing dimensions anyway?"
"I picked the lock on your dresser. You know, the one with all your "secret" experiments info in it," she replied unconcerned.
"K-K-Kikyo!?" exclaimed "TV" Inuyasha.
Kikyo turned towards the group, " Alright, I get that you're from a dimension where I was you dead lover and out to seek revenge and drag you to hell with me, but not here. Here I'm just some girl who happens to look like her. Get it? Got it? Good. Now if you don't mind, I've got an appointment with my lawyers about a certain director that doesn't know how to calculate payroll. Later."
With that she turned towards the door and grabbed a cell phone out of her back pocket. Once she dialed a number she looked back over her shoulder, "Oh, and if by 'coincidence' you run into Naraku running around like a maniac trying to pull that stupid monkey mask off, tell him I say hi," and with that she exited the basement. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We// there's the first chapter. Not exactly as funny as it could've been. But trust it's about to get really interesting. Especially once Inuyasha meets Naraku. How's he going to sustain himself from ripping him apart? Only the next chapter will tell! Feel free to review!