[Hai, let's cut to the chase here and say that I've seen these '333 ways to get kicked out of stuff' all over this site... so I thought I'd do one XD. This is a series of one shots... they have no plot line whatsoever. So... enjoy XD
Disclaimer: I own nothing... so get out -_-]
333 ways to get kicked out of Amity mall
1. Put a 'Wet Floor' sign in a carpeted area
"Tucker, what are you doing?" asked a certain ghost child.
"What do you think I'm doing Danny?" Tucker asked while sneaking around and looking back and forth shadily.
"It looks like you're up to something."
"What? Ptth, noooooooo. What would I be up to anyway?" Tucker said, stopping in front of a bathroom and grinning evilly.
"That's what I would like to know," Danny said, a little creeped out as his geeky friend laughed creepily while sneaking in the bathroom. Danny shook his head. He could not even fathom what goes on in one of his best friends' brains. Besides PDAs, ladies, online gaming, chicks, and ghost hunting (only because it gets him out of his room and Danny needs someone to carry his stuff). How come he's the one with ghost powers and Tucker's the weird kid? That is a question Danny thought about often.
"Dude! I got it!" Tucker shouted running out of the bathroom and snapping Danny out of his thoughts.
"Got what?" Danny asked, not really sure if he should know.
"This!" He held up one of those 'Wet Floor' signs that people placed in wet areas in bathrooms and where people puke.
"And you have that because?" Danny said, snatching away the sign from Tucker.
"I'll show you!" Tucker announced, taking the sign back and heading toward a store with a lot of furniture and carpeting called 'Bob's furniture and carpeting.' Danny quickly followed his friend inside stopped when Tucker stood by a really fluffy carpeted area.
"Uh, Tucker. Can we hurry this up? We have to go meet Sam at the Nasty Burger," Danny said checking his cell phone.
"Okay, we're done," Tucker placed the sign on the carpet and walked off to the other side of the store. Danny just stared at Tucker and rushed toward him.
"Uh…"
"Shush, I know what you're gonna ask. Well, take a look at this!" Tucker took out a rolled up piece of paper and handed it to Danny. Danny unrolled it and it rolled onto the floor. Danny raised his eyebrow as he read the title.
"333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? There isn't a Wal-mart in Amity park, Tucker."
"I know. This is why I had to improvise and decided to do this stuff at the mall. Same concept," Tucker shrugged.
"Okay, but why with the 'Wet Floor' sign?"
"That's the first step on the list. Put the sign in a carpeted area and just step back and watch. That way people will think someone's kid wet themselves on the carpet," Tucker grinned as Danny just stared at him like he was nuts.
"Tucker, that is the dumbest idea I have ever heard," Danny said and rolled the paper back up.
"Alright mister Phantom, you do the next one," Tucker glared and poked Danny in the chest.
"Fine, I will."
"Good."
"Good."
"Fine."
"Fin- sigh, I'm going now," Danny rolled his eyes and walked out.
"DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!" Tucker ran after Danny. Unaware by the both of them, a business-looking man walked up toward a carpeted area and spotted the sign.
"Ewwwww, t-that's just gross!" The man gagged and ran out of the store screaming dramatically as did everyone else that was in the store, including the manager.