Dango For Two

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This is really just something I came up with while I'm having writer block with my other fics. Might not regularly update and may have serious grammar problems. Also I don't really know what a mary sue is so if my OC happens to be one please tell me cause i seriously have no clue about mary sues and greys.

Other than that just please enjoy it and stick with me till the end ^^.

P.S It was my birthday yesterday~ just felt like telling

Chapter One

Uchiha Mizu Manju

Uchiha Mizu loved sweets.

Manju, Kagami Mochi, Anmitsu, Gyuhi, Agar, Amanatto, Monaka, Botamochi, Daifuku, Dango, Taiyaki, Dorayaki, Hanabiramochi, Sakuramochi, Rakugan, Uiro Ikinari dango, Kuri kinton, Kuzu mochi, Yokan, Imagawayaki, Cakes, Muffins, Cookies, Bread you name it. Her love for sweets was so huge that her first word wasn't mama or papa but Mochimi which funnily enough became her father's nickname. Her older brother Uchiha Shisui never let him forget this as his father's name Kagami was indeed similar to his sister's favorite Kagami mochi. Kagami got him back when Mizu's second word turned out to be Shinamon; Shisui's nickname. Because of this Mizu had formed a habit of never calling a person she was close to by their real name but a nickname relating to one of her favorite sweets. It annoyed the hell out of everybody but just one look at her large puppy eyes and all the anger melted.

Today was another normal case where Kagami's stern glare turned into a lump of mushed agar in front of his youngest daughter's cutesy smile.

"Mochimi, Mochimi up!" Mizu pouted stretching her arms out to her father who grumbled something as he reluctantly picked up his daughter.

"Just when will you call me otou-sama Mizu…" He sighed glaring at his sniggering son over Mizu's shoulder. "I don't think you should be laughing S-H-I-N-A-M-O-N-kun~."

Shisui was about to argue when Mizu caught sight of the other Uchiha and shouted, "SHINAMON." as she squirmed out of Kagami's arms and latched herself onto Shisui's leg. Shisui prepared himself for what he knew was coming next and tried his best to resist the ominous puppy dog look his sister was using on him. He failed miserably as Mizu used her sickly sweet good-girl voice as she asked, "Sweets?"

Both Uchiha men sighed in defeat while Mizu kept up her puppy eyes. Again Shisui sighed before taking out a small packet that was ripped out his hands by the year old toddler before either he or his father could stop her.

"If only all the missions were about sweets she'd be a jonin by 6 with that speed." Kagami sighed, watching as Mizu sat herself down comfortably before stuffing herself with the sticky treats his son had brought back home. "I told you to stop spoiling her already. She's only just turned 1 and her teeth aren't even fully grown yet. I tell you she'll have no teeth by the time she's 3"

"You do the same too and you know it otou-sama. By the way Mikoto-san says she's going to bring Itachi in a bit." Shisui chuckled earning another glare from his father as they both heard the knocking sound coming from the front door. "Coming."

Mizu paused for a moment to sense who was at the front door and when she felt the familiar gentle chakra coming toward her she flung herself and her sticky treats towards her best friend and his mother. "MINTY! ITAMIN!"

"Mizu-chan…itai." Itachi choked though not daring to try and free himself as he saw the sticky dango in one of Mizu's hands. "Dango?"

Mizu giggled and handed him one of her sticks as she let go of the other Uchiha. "Shinamon buy it. Got Custard Imagawayaki too. Want?"

While trying to hold back their laughter the other three Uchiha retreated to the gardens leaving the two toddlers to snack on their treats. Shisui excused himself to the kitchen to prepare some teas while the two parents chatted about their children.

"Really, how is it that she knows how to speak all the names of her favorite sweets but is still speaking in broken sentences?" Mikoto asked still giggling at how cute the two kids were.

Kagami could only sigh at this. "I don't know either…sometimes I think she's a prodigy of sweets."

"But still I think I've grown fond of her calling me Minty." Mikoto giggled recalling the first time she had met her tiny niece and immediately gotten named after the girl's minty chocolate treat. "Itachi's gotten attached to his name as well. He used to grumble when she called him Itamin but now he actually smiles at it."

Kagami looked grim. It was just a relief the clan matien was so forgiving. He couldn't even think what the clan head would do when he found out Mizu had nicknamed him as Fudge. "I sincerely apologize, Mikoto-sama. I never should have let Shisui buy her that Mint snack." Kagami said half serious and half joking as Shisui appeared with the tea. He also looked quite amused but still grumbled as he handed his father his tea. "If I remember correctly otou-sama it was you who first ate one in front of her and didn't give her any so she'd go bug me instead to buy her one of them. Though I got to admit those mint snacks were quite addicting."

Kagami let out a tiring groan while Mikoto giggled at the father-son duo in front of her.

"What did I say? It's not like I ask you to buy them all the time. Now that's tiring…I'm never taking Mizu ANYWHERE near the food shops. I'm already down a few thousand ryo thanks to that last outing." Shisui said deadpan and shuddering as he remembered the last time he'd taken Mizu out for a walk and ended up buying four bags full of sweets just to stop the girl from crying.

Kagami could sympathize with his son for once as he also knew the tears that came out when Mizu headed to the sweet shop and ended up emptying out his pockets full of ryo. "I wish she'd grow out of that addiction as soon as possible. OR maybe marry into a sweet business where they'd make sure she doesn't eat them to the ground…"

Shisui pretended to pull a face of horror as he hid his amusement. "Tou-sama! Are you saying you'll hand Mizu-chan over to any damn pervert after her body?! I'm soooo~ disappointed with you otou-sama!"

Kagami almost spluttered on his tea as he tried to reach out and strangle his son. "SHISUI!"

Shisui only laughed at this. "Hai, hai tou-sama. I'll protect her from all those perverts until mr-right comes along and I can murder him for taking my Mizu-chan's innocence."

"Inocece?"

Mizu's small figure appeared behind her brother as he jumped at her sudden appearance. "It's nothing Mizu-chan." He coughed just managing to dodge another one of his father's attacks.

Mizu still looked partly confused as she and Itachi were cuddled by Mikoto who was still managing to keep her calm. "Now now gentlemen. We wouldn't want to dirty these sugar devils' brains with those vulgar words just yet, don't we Shisui-kun."

There was a hint of warning in Mikoto's tone which Shisui noticed instantly answered, "Of course not Mikoto-san. Though I bet their brains are more than rotten already from all those sweets they eat."

"Demo Shinamon always buys. Mizu no money to buy. Mochimi and Shinamon blame." Mizu pouted innocently then reverted back to her previous question. "Shinamon what is inocece? Is it sweet?"

Shisui's sweatdropped. Two furious glares were almost murdering him as he took the confused girl into his arms for defense. "I'll tell you when you're older Mizu-chan. Right now let's go inside and have some more sweets."

"YAY!" Mizu squealed.

"OH NO YOU'RE NOT! It's time for a nap Mizu and Shisui the Hokage is expecting you in an hour." Kagami scolded placing his now almost angry daughter back on the porch. "NOOOO~"

"Mizu come on you're tired and I now it." Kagami sighed.

"Um not iered!" Mizu cried, her dropping eyes and slurring words betraying her words. "Mizu play Itamin…not…tired…" Mizu stumbling over to her father and brother who were quick to pick her up before she fell. Itachi who had also started to drop was being rocked in his mother's arms and soon fell asleep while Shisui bitterly grumbled at his father who was rocking Mizu. When they saw both toddlers were asleep they took them up to Mizu's room where they were gently put into her crib.

"They're just the sweetest thing aren't they? I bet these two become a couple when they grow older." Mikoto smiled.

"NEVER!" Shisui shouted until his father angrily slapped a hand over his mouth as he almost woke both toddlers. It was lucky for him that Mizu only grunted before turning to her human heater for warmth, mumbling, "Itamin candy tastes nice…"