Episode 1:
Cheap Dates
*I do not own Weiss Kreuz*
**The crowd in the audience is shakey and is awaiting the start of the Dating Game. The host is backstage getting his make-up on, the 3 contestants are hidden behind the curtain (to the left) , and Yohji is sitting in the chair to the right of the curtain**
Gange: *the host* WELCOME EVERYONE! *smiles, he has that perky smile all hosts do* To another exciting day of Cheap Dates. I'll be your host, Gange, and today's lucky contestant is Yohji. How you feeling Yohji?
Yohji: Great Gagne, I feel like these ladies are getting their moneys worth! *trys to sneak a peak back behind the curtain*
Gange: No looking, so anyhow. How are our lovely ladies, ahem. doing today?
3 contestants: We're doing great Gange!
Gagne: Go ahead and we'll give you some time to ask questions Yohji. And Goodluck! *gives cheesy smile*
Yohji: So contestant number 1.
Contestant Number 1: yes, hi!
Yohji: What's your favorite type of food?
Contestant Number 1: Well I like um.. spicy food.. cause it has a kick to it.
Yohji: Wow, you sound like a winner! Contestant Number 2, hi, how are you?
Contestant Number 2: (in a muffled feminine voice) Um. Yes, hi.
Yohji: Ouuh.. You sound like the shy type. What type of movies do you like?
Contestant Number 2: I like movies that.. um.. have fighting and things that hurt people.
Yohji: Ah, the adventurous type. Haha.
Contestant Number 2: Something like that.
Yohji: Ok, then. Contestant Number 3.
Contestant Number 3: Yes baby!
Yohji: I fight evildoers of the night, what would you do for me when I get home?
Contestant Number 3: (in a sex, seductive voice) I would treat you real nice, and lotion your hard body down..
Yohji: Oh yea, what else?
Contestant Number 3: I would change to something sexy and..
Contestant Number 2: Show you I was a man! (mimics voice so it sounds like its coming from Contestant Number 1)
Contestant Number 3: The hell you would hoe!
Contestant Number 1: Who you calling a hoe? Hoe!
Contestant Number 3: I will kick you!
Contestant Number 1: Just try it you..
Gange: Settle down ladies, we're on live TV.
Yohji: Right, so then, um.. Contestant Number 1.
Contestant Number 1: Damn hoe got me all worked up! (seen adjusting her bra from behind the curtain)
Yohji: Ok, What would you do to please me?
Contestant Number 1: I would sit you down, slowly kiss you, and .
Contestant Number 2: (mimic's it from Contestant Number 3) Try and Kill you!
Contestant Number 1: Screw you!
Contestant Number 3: You aren't screwing me bitch!
Contestant Number 1: Can't have this body!
Contestant Number 3: Damn hoe!
Yohji: *face has turned red* Next. Contestant Number 2, what type of clothing do you wear?
Contestant Number 2: Anything that hurts all good people, which basically means nothing. (ruffled voice)
Yohji: *starts smiling* Any shirts???
Contestant Number 2: I don't prefer shirts. (ruffled voice)
Yohji: WOW! What about pants?
Contestant Number 2: Not if I can help, though I usually just wear my underwear. (Coughs a bunch)
Yohji: I think I have 2 more questions..
Gange: Just enough time for 2 more questions..
Yohji: Good, Contestant Number 3, what type of guy are you into?
Contestant Number 3: Well I'm into..
Contestant Number 2: (interrupts in a male voice) WOMEN!!!! (mimics for Contestant Number 1)
Yohji: Damn-it!!! There goes my first choice.
Contestant Number 1: You going down!!!! *Tackles Contestant Number 3*
Contestant Number 3: Just try me flu-se! *jumps at Contestant Number 1*
Yohji: What about my choices..
Gange: Well make a choice..
Yohji: Judging by these last few answers, I'd say.
Contestant Number 1: LEZBO!
Contestant Number 3: Go to hell you hoe!
Contestant Number 2: Look at them go (says in male voice). I mean.. *coughs* (in female voice) Look at them go.
Yohji: I chose Contestant Number 2!!!!!
Gagne: Smart choice, lets reveal them. Contestant Number 1!!!!!
Contestant Number 1: *busty super-model who's being choked by Contestant Number 3's hands* Heklp.
Yohji: WAIT BABY!!!! DAMN! Who else..
Gagne: Contestant Number 3 come on down!!!
Contestant Number 3: *a fitness instructor who's built well and is hot* DIE!!
Yohji: *starts to cry* Please let this one be a winner.
Gange: Lets reveal Contestant Number 2.
Contestant Number 2: *steps out from the shadows of the curtain* HI YOHJI!
Yohji: FARFELLO!!! NOOOOO!!!!
Farfello: I won! YAY! This must hurt god!
Yohji: *is crying* Why me??? Wait ladies come back!!!
Farfello: *is swinging from the set* WWEEEE!!!
Gange: I hope you enjoyed today on.
Farfello: *jumps on Gange and begins jumping on him* WWEEEE! I WON! I wonder what I'm going to wear on my date with Yohji?
Yohji: AAAHHH!! *jumps into the brawl between Contestant Number 1 & 3* WAIT FOR ME LADIES!!!
**set falls and audience is all over the place running, pulling chairs out, and other reckless things**
****NEXT EPISODE: KEN'S BLIND DATE**** Author Note: Not for the faint of heart, lol
*I do not own Weiss Kreuz*
**The crowd in the audience is shakey and is awaiting the start of the Dating Game. The host is backstage getting his make-up on, the 3 contestants are hidden behind the curtain (to the left) , and Yohji is sitting in the chair to the right of the curtain**
Gange: *the host* WELCOME EVERYONE! *smiles, he has that perky smile all hosts do* To another exciting day of Cheap Dates. I'll be your host, Gange, and today's lucky contestant is Yohji. How you feeling Yohji?
Yohji: Great Gagne, I feel like these ladies are getting their moneys worth! *trys to sneak a peak back behind the curtain*
Gange: No looking, so anyhow. How are our lovely ladies, ahem. doing today?
3 contestants: We're doing great Gange!
Gagne: Go ahead and we'll give you some time to ask questions Yohji. And Goodluck! *gives cheesy smile*
Yohji: So contestant number 1.
Contestant Number 1: yes, hi!
Yohji: What's your favorite type of food?
Contestant Number 1: Well I like um.. spicy food.. cause it has a kick to it.
Yohji: Wow, you sound like a winner! Contestant Number 2, hi, how are you?
Contestant Number 2: (in a muffled feminine voice) Um. Yes, hi.
Yohji: Ouuh.. You sound like the shy type. What type of movies do you like?
Contestant Number 2: I like movies that.. um.. have fighting and things that hurt people.
Yohji: Ah, the adventurous type. Haha.
Contestant Number 2: Something like that.
Yohji: Ok, then. Contestant Number 3.
Contestant Number 3: Yes baby!
Yohji: I fight evildoers of the night, what would you do for me when I get home?
Contestant Number 3: (in a sex, seductive voice) I would treat you real nice, and lotion your hard body down..
Yohji: Oh yea, what else?
Contestant Number 3: I would change to something sexy and..
Contestant Number 2: Show you I was a man! (mimics voice so it sounds like its coming from Contestant Number 1)
Contestant Number 3: The hell you would hoe!
Contestant Number 1: Who you calling a hoe? Hoe!
Contestant Number 3: I will kick you!
Contestant Number 1: Just try it you..
Gange: Settle down ladies, we're on live TV.
Yohji: Right, so then, um.. Contestant Number 1.
Contestant Number 1: Damn hoe got me all worked up! (seen adjusting her bra from behind the curtain)
Yohji: Ok, What would you do to please me?
Contestant Number 1: I would sit you down, slowly kiss you, and .
Contestant Number 2: (mimic's it from Contestant Number 3) Try and Kill you!
Contestant Number 1: Screw you!
Contestant Number 3: You aren't screwing me bitch!
Contestant Number 1: Can't have this body!
Contestant Number 3: Damn hoe!
Yohji: *face has turned red* Next. Contestant Number 2, what type of clothing do you wear?
Contestant Number 2: Anything that hurts all good people, which basically means nothing. (ruffled voice)
Yohji: *starts smiling* Any shirts???
Contestant Number 2: I don't prefer shirts. (ruffled voice)
Yohji: WOW! What about pants?
Contestant Number 2: Not if I can help, though I usually just wear my underwear. (Coughs a bunch)
Yohji: I think I have 2 more questions..
Gange: Just enough time for 2 more questions..
Yohji: Good, Contestant Number 3, what type of guy are you into?
Contestant Number 3: Well I'm into..
Contestant Number 2: (interrupts in a male voice) WOMEN!!!! (mimics for Contestant Number 1)
Yohji: Damn-it!!! There goes my first choice.
Contestant Number 1: You going down!!!! *Tackles Contestant Number 3*
Contestant Number 3: Just try me flu-se! *jumps at Contestant Number 1*
Yohji: What about my choices..
Gange: Well make a choice..
Yohji: Judging by these last few answers, I'd say.
Contestant Number 1: LEZBO!
Contestant Number 3: Go to hell you hoe!
Contestant Number 2: Look at them go (says in male voice). I mean.. *coughs* (in female voice) Look at them go.
Yohji: I chose Contestant Number 2!!!!!
Gagne: Smart choice, lets reveal them. Contestant Number 1!!!!!
Contestant Number 1: *busty super-model who's being choked by Contestant Number 3's hands* Heklp.
Yohji: WAIT BABY!!!! DAMN! Who else..
Gagne: Contestant Number 3 come on down!!!
Contestant Number 3: *a fitness instructor who's built well and is hot* DIE!!
Yohji: *starts to cry* Please let this one be a winner.
Gange: Lets reveal Contestant Number 2.
Contestant Number 2: *steps out from the shadows of the curtain* HI YOHJI!
Yohji: FARFELLO!!! NOOOOO!!!!
Farfello: I won! YAY! This must hurt god!
Yohji: *is crying* Why me??? Wait ladies come back!!!
Farfello: *is swinging from the set* WWEEEE!!!
Gange: I hope you enjoyed today on.
Farfello: *jumps on Gange and begins jumping on him* WWEEEE! I WON! I wonder what I'm going to wear on my date with Yohji?
Yohji: AAAHHH!! *jumps into the brawl between Contestant Number 1 & 3* WAIT FOR ME LADIES!!!
**set falls and audience is all over the place running, pulling chairs out, and other reckless things**
****NEXT EPISODE: KEN'S BLIND DATE**** Author Note: Not for the faint of heart, lol