In time for the Christmas season :D If you don't celebrate Christmas, don't hate the poem just cuz. I laughed soooo hard while writing Chessur's….I don't know why exactly I put that last line in his stanza…it rhymed with oblivious…go look it up, you'll probably laugh too! Very short, very stupid, very entertaining to write xD The last stanza doesn't make much sense, I already know that.
"Christmas Unknown"
Tell me, Hatter,
What's Christmas like in Underland?
Do you share gifts and happiness?
Or is it truly bland?
Tell me, Mirana,
What's Christmas like here?
What do you mean you don't know?
Christmas is Christmas, my dear!
Tell me, McTwisp,
Why don't you know?
It's a time for joy, friends, and family.
It's a time for lace and bows.
Tell me, Mally,
Have you never celebrated before?
Are you asking if it's fun?
Well, I think so, so sure!
Tell me, Chessur,
Why are you all oblivious?
Have you never been exposed?
Are you – excuse me- lascivious?
Tell me, Thackary,
Are you simple prone?
Yes, prone to having
A Christmas unknown?