A/N: Warning, there will be mild swearing and severe OOCness. I think Otto might have been drunk in this one, we don't really know.

"WOOOOOOO!" Otto yelled. He was really kicking ass out there on the battle field, even though he was supposed to suck at fighting. These guys sucked anyways.

"51," Shelby said, getting her 51st kill. Raven had 109, Wing had 74, Otto had 30, and Laura, somehow, had killed like 17 things, even though she really never kills anything or is of any use usually.

"110," Raven yelled, shooting another guy, "111!" Suddenly, they realized they had killed everyone. Wow. They were swag.

"Raven? Can we totally ignore the fact we were trained not to walk right into a possible trap and walk into that restaurant over there?" Laura asked.

"Yea, we need more of a plot anyways," Raven said. They walked in. The dude at the desk turned to them as they walked in.

"Table for 5?" He asked.

"No, we just wanna hang out," Otto said like a total idiot.

"Sure," the man said. Idiot.

They immediately saw a couple. Otto being really badass noticed something different about them. Of course, since I suck at introducing people into stories, I am telling you, they were Fang and Max. Yea.

"Hi, I am Otto and I am like albino basically except for these shitty eyes that I really didn't want but Number One was such an idiot that he decided to ruin the albinoness," Otto said. No one said anything. Otto stood there awkwardly.

"He's Otto," Laura said. Raven was getting tired of Laura trying to be a part of the plot, so she kicked her, and no one really knows where she is even now. Laura is out of the story. Otto being Otto, ran after her to wherever she went, knowing he wouldn't find her, but leaving anyways so he wouldn't get anymore attracted to Raven than he already was. For the split second Raven turned around, a fight started. Max against Wing and Fang against Shelby. She was going to enjoy this. She watched as the fights happened, knowing inside she should help but enjoying it all too much. At the last second, a Shroud crashed into the restaurant.

A/N: I know Fang and Max didn't have dialogue, that's mostly because I haven't read the Maximum Ride series in a few months. And why do all my crossovers have a Shroud crash?