*DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters, Batman or Superman, or anything else mentioned. They belong to J.R.R. Tolkien and other respective owners.*

Omigosh... this took sooo much thinking!This is my very first fic and I'm sorry if I don't have personalities down pat, but I'm not exactly an expert. Why are they driving at 10 at night anyway?

Chaptr 1 - The Departure - Sneaking In

Thursday, August 18th, 10:46pm

The twins are hiding behind two conveniantly placed shrubs, peering out with their Eyeclops NightVision Infared stealth goggles (long enough name for a toy,eh?) and Batman and Robin walkie talkies

"Yay! Roadtrip! Woooo!" cried Elrohir. "Shhh! Don't ruin it now!" snarled Elladan, "All we have to do is sneak into the van. But how?" "Why don't we just squeeze into where Glorfindel keeps the spare tire?" Elrohir asked. "Oh great idea ion nin. It'd work exect we're not hobbits and we can't fit in there!" Replied Elladan. Elrohir rolled his eyes. "Well I thought it was a go-" Elrohir was cut off by Elladan. "Shh! there's Glorfindel." Sure enough Glorfindel walked over to the minivan with several suitcases and bags. "SWEET BABIES! What on valar is he wearing?" Elrohir screamed. Glorfindel heard this, and went to check where the noise came from. "Elrohir! He's headed straight towards you!" Elladan chirped over the Batman walkie talkie. Just then luckily for the twins, Erestor emerged from the van. "Glorfindel! What exactly are you doing?" He asked impatiently. "Huh? Oh, nothing." Glorfindel said and walked back over to the van. "Now's our chance! Go go! Diver down!" Elladan cried through the walkie talkie. "What? Who's down?" Elrohir asked. "No one, I just wanted to say that." Elladan two reached the open trunk door quite quickly and buried themselves in the piles of luggage. Just in time, because not 5 seconds after that Halir(yes, he's there too) shut the trunk door. A few minutes of hearing bickering from the front seats, the van started, and drove off. Elrohir and Elladan lay quiet under the luggage for what seemed like hours, until Glorfindel turned on the radio...

But shoot it in the right direction,
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah, ooh yeah,
Live those dreams,
Scheme those schemes,
Got to hit me, hit me!
Hit me, hit me!
Hit me with those laser beams!

"Hey I love this song!" Elrohir exclaimed. "What was that?" asked Legolas(yep. He's also there.) "More like who." said Glorfindel. The van came to an abrupt stop. The twins were nervous when they heard one of the front doors slam. The trunk door opened. "Suprise!" said Elladan to an unimpressed Glorfindel. "Uh huh. I'm not suprised." Glorfindel responded "Backseat. NOW." he said. Elrohir and Elladan did just that. "Hey! where did you two come from?" asked Legolas. "Our mom." replied Elrohir. Elladan rolled his eyes.

Ok, ok sorry this chapter is so short, but it is the intro.