Why does it happen to me? It always happens to me.I am a trouble magnet.
Who am I?
I am Lucas Lamar Jackson, son of Annabeth and Percy Jackson, the most powerful demigods of all time. I'm only 3, but, like my mum, I'm really smart.And she tells me I look just like my dad.
My dad always told me stories about him battling monsters with my mum, he told me about the wars he fought in, and of all the times that made him happy to be alive and happy to have me and my mum.
My dad only has a mortal sister and a cyclops half brother. My mum has two mortal brothers and tons of half siblings. My uncle, Malcom(one of my mum's half siblings), visits us a lot too, so I'm not always stuck with my parents.
Anyways, right now I am being chased by my baby cousin,she's only a year old and talks a lot.
"Aaahhhhh!"I hear her squeal behind me."Ucas!"she says, attempting to say my name.
I can't wait until I have my own little sister in a month. But for now, I have my dad's sister, and she's hard to keep track of.
"Kids!Settle down in there!"I hear my dad yell from the kitchen."I don't want anything broken!"
Then there's a knock at the door."I got it!"I yell and open the door and, I see my grandmother from my mum's side."Ucas?"Madalyn says.
"What's going on in there?"my dad asks."Wait one second."Then, I run to the kitchen."Were you expecting anyone, Dad?"I shakes his head and goes back to his cooking."I don't think you want to ignore her, or you will regret it."He looks at me.
"Does she look like your mother?"I nod.
"Dam."
How is this for a part one?I plan on doing more soon, but first I need to finish other stuff.
What about the inside joke?like it?