Casey: im sorry but i was reading manual stories and i decided that i had to make one. *smiles*
Sam: *facepalms* you are a complete idiot. go work on your other stories before people give you crap
Casey: but Sam im bored *whines*
Sam: Deal with it.
Casey: I can't! i have to write whats in my head or else it will drive me nuts and i will make videos and that will make me not pay attention to writing so i will never update the stories and... why are you here again?
Sam: im not, your just nuts *fades away*
Casey: ... oh well, this story is based off LolliDictator's manuals *smiles*
Why was I here?
I thought as I walked unsurely towards the house. (Note: I use the term house in its loses sense, as this was not a house, it was a freaking mansion.) Actually I didn't walk, I was dragged. I really didn't want be here. I really didn't want to live with my crazy cousin.
"No, I will not live here," I cried and started trying to chew my arm off. The person, my mother, looked at me like I was nuts, which I might be a little.
"You have to Melody. I'm being sent to Germany for work, don't worry, you'll see me whenever I get the chance to come back," she tried to assure me. My mom worked as a foundry worker and often had to travel. She had just got a great job in Germany, but she couldn't bring me.
"I know that, I just don't want to go live with someone that I hardly know," I explained myself to her.
"Well, you'll have to deal with it," she growled. We were at the door and mom knocked. Suddenly a woman that looked about twenty came running to the door. She had coal black eyes and short purple hair.
"Oh, this must be Melody," the woman ran over to me, "My name is Kira," she told me excitedly. I heard my cat growl from the cage that I was carrying.
"Hello Kira," my mom said coldly. It seemed like mom and Kira disliked each other. The only reason mom wanted me to stay here was because no one else in the family would take me.
"Hello Emily," she greeted.
"Melody, I want you to behave for Kira," she told me sternly then smiled, "Oh and this is for you," she handed me a box. I opened it and saw a beautiful silver music note in it.
"Wow, it's beautiful," I said. Mom helped me put it on.
"Well, I have to go," she waved and handed me my suitcase. I waved to her and watched as she disappeared down the street. I turned to Kira when I couldn't see mom anymore.
"Now what?" I asked quietly.
"How about I get you something to eat," she smiled at me.
"K," I said. She walked inside and I followed her.
I was shocked at the inside of the house. It was huge and packed with paintings and statues and vases and other art crap.
"Wow," I exclaimed as I let my cat out of her carrier. Tally looked up at me with her bright blue/red eyes* and meowed.
"What a pretty kitty," Kira said, reaching down to pet her. She let her, this time.
"So what are we eating?" I asked.
"How 'bout pizza?" she asked. I nodded my head. She smiled and walked into the kitchen.
After we ate Kira brought me upstairs.
"You can choose which room you want," she told me warmly. I went straight for the one at the end of the hall.
"I guess I'll take this one," I told her grinning. She smiled back and gave me a thumbs up. I walked into the room and started to unpack.
I woke up and felt something heavy on my chest. Groaning, I pushed Tally off me and went to my closet. I got dressed in a pair of black jeans and a white shirt.
Slowly making my way downstairs I noticed the smell of bacon and eggs. It smells delicious. I hurried the rest of the way down and tripped over the cat.
"Damn cat," I growled and grabbed her.
Ding dong
I heard the doorbell echo throughout the house. I walked over to the door and opened it to reveal a delivery person with a green bunny with wings on his hat and a giant box behind his.
"Hello, I came to deliver your Hetalia unit," the man said slowly.
"What's Hetalia?" I asked. The man sighed.
"Guess you'll have to look it up. Now can you sign here," just then Kira came in.
"Hey we got a mystery box that has something to do with this thing call Hetalia," I told my cousin.
She looked at the deliveryman, "I'm sorry but we haven't ordered anything."
"We know. We just deliver these units to random people with or without them knowing anything," he shrugged and Kira signed the signer thing. The man handed me an envelope and left.
When we had somehow got the box inside I ripped open the envelope. On the cover was GILBERT BEILLSCHMIDT: MANUAL.
"Ok, how do we work this thing?" I asked myself as Kira looked over my shoulder.
"I don't have any beer," Kira said. I looked around and noticed the piano.
"Just wondering, when did that piano get there?" I asked, pointing to the white grand piano that was standing in the middle of the room.
"It's been there this whole time," Kira told me, "Can you play?" I nodded. "Great, go play."
"But I don't wanna get raped," I whined. Then she gave me puppy dog eyes and I couldn't resist. "Fine, but if he tries to rape me then I'm suing you," I growled as I sat down at the piano. I started playing a few scales and then I started playing Knuckle Concerto. I heard a creaking sound behind me but kept playing. After knuckle concerto I started playing the Jaws theme and heard Kira start laughing. I stopped when the creaking got right behind me and I quickly jumped off the chair right before a guy with white hair and red eyes jumped.
"Epic fail," I said to him as he got off the chair.
"I am awesome so I don't fail," he growled, "and where is that Roderich," he asked.
"No idea who you're talking about," I told him honestly, "Kira are you ok?" I walked over to where the purple haired woman was on the ground gasping for breath.
"No, I'm dying from the epicness of that fail," she said, then started laughing again.
I turned to the albino, "If she dies then I'm blaming you," I told him with the most serious face I had.
"That is unawesome," he told me, "And what is your unawesome name?" he asked.
"My name is Melody and your right. It not awesome," I looked him in the eyes, "It is epic."
"It is not epic," he frowned. I sighed.
"Your annoying, go away," I shooed him away from the piano. Sitting down, I started to play Chopsticks.
"Will you stop that racket," he growled.
"Go fall in a hole," I told him seriously.
"What's up with your not so awesome eyes?" he asked randomly.
"What color are they now?" I asked. I had freaky eyes that changed colors. No one knew how or why it happened, though I believe that light reflects different colors.
"They look purple," Kira said, walking over to me.
"Merow!" Tally ninja jumped onto my shoulder, and I noticed a yellow puffball chasing her.
"That your bird?" I asked Gilbert. In response he went and grabbed the bird as it tried to attack my cat and placed it on his head. I looked at Tally, "You are such a wimp," the cat meowed at me and bit my ear hard. "Ow!" I pushed that cat off my shoulder, "Damn cat! I'll lock you in a room with that vicious bird!" I yelled. Tally hissed and ran off.
"You are not locking Gilbird in a room with that unawesome cat," Gilbert told me.
"I will and Gilbird might win," I told him blankly.
"My bets on Tally," Kira piped up.
"Yeah you're probably right," I shrugged. Then Gilbert gave an evil smile as he grabbed my breasts.
"You wanna see my five meters?" he smiled evilly. I looked down at his hands then back at his face.
"You have exactly three seconds to let go before I go into the kitchen and get the closest thing I can use as a weapon and use it to beat you damn brain in," I told him calmly. He didn't let go so I kicked him in the shin and walked into the kitchen. When I came out I was carrying a frying pan.
"Time to die," I said while smiling. Gilbert gulped and ran. I started chasing him.
*the cat Tally is based off my cat Tally and she is a demon cat who tries/tried to kill me and make it look like i was cutting myself(still have the scar)
Oh and please review and also...
i really dont know what else