Starclan looked down at the clan in a nice sunny leaf-bare. "Im booored" wailed mosskit "I cant wait for some cool stuff to happen!" then spottedleaf said with a smirk and squinted eyes "Gotcha covered."
After a long (and stoopid) meeting in starclan's camp
Bluestar: ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS TIME!
Thunderclan...
squirrelflight: What was That?
Riverclam...
rushpaw: TIME FOR WHAT?!
Starclan...
Bluestar: WEE MOONHIGH TONIGHTT! ITS SETTLED!
Starclan...
Bluestar: All cats of the clans, come to us up in starclan!
-all cats of the clans appear-
lionblaze: IS IT A MEGA-SLEEPING-GATHERING?!
Bluestar: ready iwilmanipulateyourmindkit?
Iwilmanipulateyourmindkit: Yepsidoo!
-Giant rainbows and unicorns and other things shoot out of the cats-
iwilmanipulateyourmindkit: It worked! Yaaaay!
Leafpool:what was something 'sposed to happen?
Jayfeather: you always were an idiot. IMA FIRIN' MAH LAYZAROH
all clan cats: OH SHIZ
Jayfeather: BEEEHYOOOOO
-wakes up-
Bramblestar is completley asleep and the squirrelflight comes in
Squirrelflight: I will assign the dawn patrols, bramblestar
bramblestar: head goes up instantly
bramblestar: MINE?
Squirrelflight with a confused look: umm I just said I will assign the dawn patrols, bramblestar.
Bramblestar: NOOOOOO I GOTTA DO A CLAN MEEETUNG NAO
squirrelflight: why?
Bramblestar: lotta stuff like pie, and waffles, and cu-
Squirrelflight: FINE i'll leave.
-bramblestar goes on highrock-
Bramblestar: IM HAVING A CLAN MEETUNG KITTYPETS SO GET CHO SMELLY 'OL BUTTS OVA HERE!
* Starclan *
Firestar: * yells * IM COMING!
* Thunderclan *
bramblestar: Hello firestar... and daisy and other cats that I dont know!
Mousefur: HIEY BRUMBLSTURR
Bramblestar: Hello dummie!
Mousefur: hey, thaaaaanks!
Brambleclaw: Anytime! Anyways, we are here to make too new cats a warriur. Fist is cherry'paw' we gotta change dat dumb name so it'll nao be cherrydorrito. Molepaw. Your name is also stupid so it will be molememe. I HOPE YOU LIKE YO NEW NAMES! We also gotta change the name... to keep things sweg. How about... Derpiclan named after my favoritest character in my faroritest show, My Little Pony. Finally, we have a new deputy to appoint cuz my current one is super annoying so lets choose...
?: I HAVE COME TO BE UR DEPOOTIE
Bramblestar gazez in awe at the cat who appeared out of nowhere
DatDerpDoe: I AM DATDERPDOE
Bramblestar: Ur my deputy, no questions asked.
Squirrelflight: whaaaaaat?!
Bramblestar: NOPE no. Questions. Asked.
Squirrelflight: ):